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"Urgh!!!!" moments

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    #32
    eldeabroad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 190 ✭✭eldeabroad


    woke up one morning, hungover - but not too bad, went into the living room to get my smokes and say good morning to our dog who was on "her couch". My hand was 2 inches away from petting her head when bluuughhhh she puked. I was like oooooookkkkkkkayyyyyyyy see you later skater and left the house lol.

    btw its my girlfriemds bro´s dog so he cleans up stuff like this when it happens.


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    #33
    echter
    Registered Users Posts: 208 ✭✭echter


    flanum wrote: »
    one time i was sent to change a bathroom heater (those dimplex-pull chord blow thingys), the old packed in heater had been up on the wall for about twenty years, anyhow i unscrewwd the cover, and when i pulled it away, about 2 lbs of dead dry skin flakes fell into my face, up my nose in my mouth.....aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh. it was the thought that the skin was from loads of now dead people that freaked me out!


    there goes my lunch.


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    yom 1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,263 ✭✭✭yom 1


    On my way home one night after a few beers I was munchin away on a bag of chips. As I got near my house I could smell something rotten and it got worse the closer I got. Just as I came to the driveway there was this pool of something on the ground. It smelt fcuking rotten. Then I heard this noise and as I turned around to see what it was, a cat projectile vomited all over the road. Needless to say I did too!:o


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    #35
    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    :( I must be pretty sick in the head then when it comes to 2Girls1Cup, I laughed my ass off when I 1st saw it. I got my kicks outta people demeaning themselves.

    The worst moment for me was when I tore my hand open on a fence, and I mean TORE my hand open! I could see the inside of my hand and a bit of bone but what freaked me the most was that the skin that was almost ripped off from the side of my middle finger had folded together like chicken skin and was flopping everywhere any time I moved my hand, eurgh!!


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    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,054 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    Two words. Unexplained stickiness. Usually found when reaching / looking for something.


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    #37
    Jimbo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    MarkR wrote: »
    Two words. Unexplained stickiness. Usually found when reaching / looking for something.

    Like down your pants?


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    #38
    irlirishkev
    Registered Users Posts: 2,502 ✭✭✭irlirishkev


    I watched '4 girls fingerpaint' the other day.. the hour long version..

    Won't be doing that again :eek:


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    JohnCleary
    Registered Users Posts: 10,206 ✭✭✭✭JohnCleary


    irlirishkev wrote: »
    I watched '4 girls fingerpaint' the other day.. the hour long version..

    Won't be doing that again :eek:

    wtf is that?


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    #40
    Jimbo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    JohnCleary wrote: »
    wtf is that?

    Google has the answers. You may regret it though


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    #41
    flanum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    i watched "several girls standing around a machine yapping incessantly" at work today! i think i saw it last week tho!


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