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"Urgh!!!!" moments

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  • 09-03-2008 4:13pm
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    The_Minister
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    Moments that make you feel a little sick.

    I was emptying the compost bin the other day, when I suddenly hear a sickening crunch.
    I look down, expecting to see a cracked and dying snail, yet another casualty of my big feet, but instead I see a little brown stick. I should note at this point, that there is little that I hate more than the craaak that follows stepping on a snail.
    Then I look closer, and realise that it is a half eaten mouse, its rib-cage torn open, its hind legs gone (though it hip bones were still there).
    Obviously some cat had killed it and forgotten to finish.
    I wiped my feet hurridly, I can tell you.

    It got worse when I tried to put it in the bin. Using a shovel, I tried to scrape it into a plastic bag, but it just kept sliding around, and I kept jerking whenever I hit its eye. To make matters worse, the plastic bag kept filling with wind.
    Eventually I got it into the bag, when a gust of wind blew the bag into me, and I felt its little weight bang against my chest. Nasty.

    Anyone else got any?


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    Basq
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    Reading that post..


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    AckwelFoley
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    ... look on the bright side.. you got big feet.. the wimmens must love you :D


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    galwayrush
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    A good source of protein for a Fregan.:D


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    Jesus Wept
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    Bastard, you should of insisted they both get a state funeral.


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    Max_Damage
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    '2 Girls 1 Cup' will suffice.


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    galwayrush
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    Max_Damage wrote: »
    '2 Girls 1 Cup' will suffice.

    Winner:eek:
    I spent a year trying to blot out that from my memory, not it's all flooding back.


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    Sherifu
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    Max_Damage wrote: »
    '2 Girls 1 Cup' will suffice.
    That was shit.


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    ~Rebel~
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    Sherifu wrote: »
    That was shit.

    Yeah, and 2girls 1finger was wretched


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    Jimbo
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    TBH, 'Two guys and a girl' was far worse


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    pirelli
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    Damaged a snails shell once, glued it back together, It's fine, see it moving along the the compost fence from time to time.
    it was urgh !! moment.


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    FunkZ
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    galwayrush wrote: »
    Winner:eek:
    I spent a year trying to blot out that from my memory, not it's all flooding back.

    Ha I was recovering from an operation when that came out so I wasn't in college, heard about it though. Rang a few of my mates and it turned out they were online in the canteen. I told them to check out that site, they didn't know what it was.

    They watched the whole thing! :rolleyes:


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    JohnCleary
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    Having heard what that 2girls video is about, I have promised myself i'll never watch it, and I plan on sticking to it!


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    Naos
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    The_Minister wrote: »
    It got worse when I tried to put it in the bin. Using a shovel, I tried to scrape it into a plastic bag, but it just kept sliding around, and I kept jerking whenever I hit its eye. To make matters worse, the plastic bag kept filling with wind.
    Eventually I got it into the bag, when a gust of wind blew the bag into me, and I felt its little weight bang against my chest. Nasty.

    Anyone else got any?

    Step 1: Stop being a pussy
    Step 2: Put hand in bag
    Step 3: Pick up mouse
    Step 4: Turn bag inside out
    Step 5: Put mouse in bin


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    The_Minister
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    Naos wrote: »
    Step 1: Stop being a pussy
    Step 2: Put hand in bag
    Step 3: Pick up mouse
    Step 4: Turn bag inside out
    Step 5: Put mouse in bin

    In retrospect that would have been a good idea, but I didn't wanted to touch it. (Funnily enough, I don't mind living mice, just dead, disembowelled ones:rolleyes:)


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    Jesus Wept
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    Max_Damage wrote: »
    '2 Girls 1 Cup' will suffice.
    galwayrush wrote: »
    Winner:eek:
    I spent a year trying to blot out that from my memory, not it's all flooding back.

    This may help you make sense of it, it did for me.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxp3zqIqO68


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    galwayrush
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    The-Rigger wrote: »
    This may help you make sense of it, it did for me.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxp3zqIqO68

    HAHAHAHAH Brilliant:D


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    Toots
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    The-Rigger wrote: »
    This may help you make sense of it, it did for me.

    Lmao! This guy makes an interesting point!!

    My Uuurgh moment would have been at christmas this year when my dog ate tinsel and then erm, 'passed' it. But there were still some little stringy bits hanging on, so the OH and I had to hold her and 'remove' the poopy strands of tinsel. I was gagging the whole time! Worst episode ever!


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    TPD
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    The-Rigger wrote: »
    This may help you make sense of it, it did for me.

    :p


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    cooperguy
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    Watched that 2 girls video ages ago it still haunts me!! I tried to show it to a friend of mine there recently and the sight wants you to join up and stuff. Couldnt find the video anywhere!!


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    There was the moment I brought back that Taiwanesse girl I met in Temple Bar and brought her back to my place. Kissed her lips, her breasts, her navel pulled down the panties, turned on by the fact that she was getting turned on, kissed the pubes and so on. When my chin hit something that shouldn't have been there, you'd think I knew better than to open my eyes, but did I?

    No.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    whatsgoinon
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    the cat was messing with a mouse in the hall, not sure if it was dead or alive. I ignored it, BIG mistake, when i came out of my room, there was bits of mouse all over the place, I had to clean it up quick smart, before the old folks got home, so gross.

    oh for the sqeamish, stop reading now.

    There was a funny smell coming from the 'good' living room, after a few days of investigating, a dead mouse was found behind a potted plant. Mam went to pick it up to put it in a plastic bag using the tongs for the fire. The whole thing disintegrated and BILLIONS of maggots fell out of it, I ran and threw up, mam wasn't too far behind me. Dad had to clean the whole thing up, by the time he got home the maggots had buried into the carpet and he had to dig them out with a fork and a spoon. haven't been in that room since


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    Thrill
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    I was talking to a co-worker a few weeks ago and saw that there was a lump of snot dangling from the hairs of his nostrils.

    Uuurrggghh!!!


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    mikemac
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    whatsgoinon wrote: »
    There was a funny smell coming from the 'good' living room, after a few days of investigating, a dead mouse was found behind a potted plant. Mam went to pick it up to put it in a plastic bag using the tongs for the fire. The whole thing disintegrated and BILLIONS of maggots fell out of it, I ran and threw up, mam wasn't too far behind me. Dad had to clean the whole thing up, by the time he got home the maggots had buried into the carpet and he had to dig them out with a fork and a spoon. haven't been in that room since

    Maggots?
    Ya wimp :rolleyes:
    Ever seen a sheep dip? Ever wash out maggots with spray much like you shampoo your hair?
    Damn townies, think they're tough with their tracksuits and switchblades :D


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    whatsgoinon
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    micmclo wrote: »
    Maggots?
    Ya wimp :rolleyes:
    Ever seen a sheep dip? Ever wash out maggots with spray much like you shampoo your hair?
    Damn townies, think they're tough with their tracksuits and switchblades :D

    far from a town i was reared, have pulled calves, dipped sheep and stood strong as grown men around me were pulling their sleeves over their faces as slurry was being spread. But maggots and cockroaches, just can't handle them at all. going to be having nightmares tonight :D


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    meathstevie
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    Gross ? A dead mouse ? Next time you take the cat to the vet look at the guys arm and realise that it has been up a cow's rectum or fanny a few times and shake hands on the way out. :D












    P.S. They do wear gloves..


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    randylonghorn
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    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    There was the moment I brought back that Taiwanesse girl I met in Temple Bar and brought her back to my place. Kissed her lips, her breasts, her navel pulled down the panties, turned on by the fact that she was getting turned on, kissed the pubes and so on. When my chin hit something that shouldn't have been there, you'd think I knew better than to open my eyes, but did I?

    No.
    Well, at least you knew better than to open your mouth ...

    ... didn't you?!


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    galwayrush
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    meathstevie wrote: »
    P.S. They do wear gloves..

    Just ask them to take off the gloves before the hand shake.:rolleyes:


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    meathstevie
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    Yeah. And maybe turn it inside out so it can be used again tomorrow.


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    Basq
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    '2 Guys, 1 Cup' is horrific too!

    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/26050ea6ee


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    flanum
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    i served my time with the (then) north-eastern health board, i used to do a lot of work in an old work-house that was converted into an old folks hospice.
    one time i was sent to change a bathroom heater (those dimplex-pull chord blow thingys), the old packed in heater had been up on the wall for about twenty years, anyhow i unscrewwd the cover, and when i pulled it away, about 2 lbs of dead dry skin flakes fell into my face, up my nose in my mouth.....aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh. it was the thought that the skin was from loads of now dead people that freaked me out!

    ill not go into the time i was called into the morgue cos the freezer had packed in..


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