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''if found please return to the pub'' t-shirts

  • 11-08-2012 1:20am
    #1
    EdenHazard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭


    WTF is up with people wearing these shirts? Has anyone ever found them funny? Not me, its kinda immature, to me its like a novelty shirt, might get a few laughs on christmas morning but people wear them out normally.
    Anyone else have disain for these t-shirts?


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  • #2
    Gongoozler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    I'm pretty sure no one in the world ever thought they were funny. Ever.





    Ever.


  • #3
    girl in the striped socks
    Registered Users Posts: 653 ✭✭✭girl in the striped socks


    Its just about acceptable for a stag night. Just.
    Any other night is attention seeking IMO.


  • #4
    scudzilla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,944 ✭✭✭✭scudzilla


    My 'I'm with Stupid --->' t-shirt on the other hand is quality


  • #5
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    People used to wear them when I did my LC in 06. Are they still actually on the go?


  • #6
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    What about those Irish XL Drinking Team tee shirts in Carroll's Irish Gift Shops?

    They're classy... right?


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  • #7
    Stercus Accidit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    Morons need clothes too OP.


  • #8
    some random drunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    I wonder if any bloke, anywhere, ever has successfully pulled a girl while wearing an "It won't suck itself!" T-shirt.


  • #9
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    About as funny as XXXX XXXX Drinking Team where XXXX XXXX is some crap club, society or college.


  • #10
    Tombi!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    Hey now that was really fúcking mean the other night. Thank goodness your mate had the good sense to return me to the pub.


  • #11
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Hairybaby is cool though;

    http://www.hairybaby.com/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/guystee091_cool-green_full.jpg

    http://www.hairybaby.com/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/guystee_0066_cool-green_full.jpg


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  • #12
    whirlpool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭whirlpool


    I laughed the first time I saw one.


  • #13
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,631 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    "Cover me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians"

    Only t shirt I'd ever wear out :D


  • #14
    J Mysterio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,035 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    Shockingly bad taste.


  • #15
    gammygils
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,288 ✭✭✭✭gammygils


    Wouldn't buy one even if pissed

    What do you return to a pub? A bad pint? A borrowed Burco? Chairs?


  • #16
    Washington Irving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,066 ✭✭✭Washington Irving


    Meh, I'm not too fussed about what peope's t-shirts say


  • #17
    Gongoozler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    some random drunk wrote: »
    I wonder if any bloke, anywhere, ever has successfully pulled a girl while wearing an "It won't suck itself!" T-shirt.

    I would. Just so I could tell that story.
    jar_of_coins wrote: »
    "Cover me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians"

    Only t shirt I ever wear out :D

    Does it work? Do you get covered in chocolate, and/or thrown to a group of lesbians? How does that work out for you?


  • #18
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,509 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Better than wearing an ad.

    But personally I'll only wear eagles, wolves and bears.


  • #19
    seven_eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭seven_eleven


    Ah now, I dont think you're in a position to be commenting on people's maturity level :pac:

    I honestly dont really care if they wear them or not. I dont judge them solely on their t-shirt. Its how they act with that t-shirt on that will make up my mind.


  • #20
    cson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,478 ✭✭✭✭cson


    Who gives a toss? It's a shite t-shirt. Hardly worthy of a shite thread of its own.


  • #21
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,631 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    Does it work? Do you get covered in chocolate, and/or thrown to a group of lesbians? How does that work out for you?

    Don't actually have one :o Seen it onetime and thought it was funny but I generally don't like those xplicit t shirts.


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  • #22
    EdenHazard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    As civil as ever cson, don't happen to own one do you? ;)


  • #23
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    I would. Just so I could tell that story.



    Does it work? Do you get covered in chocolate, and/or thrown to a group of lesbians? How does that work out for you?

    You're taking this thread way too serious.Four questions in your last sentence and an 'or' .


  • #24
    RikkFlair
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,109 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    What pub would you return the prick to? What a stupid question be asked at that hour of the morning, by a tshirt!


  • #25
    MJ23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    If found, please punch me in the face.


  • #26
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    I always found them fairly amusing myself...


  • #27
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    In fairness they're actually useful for raging alcoholics who've blacked out.


  • #28
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    Saul-Goode9 wrote: »
    Meh, I'm not too fussed about what peope's t-shirts say

    Really? Mine says, "A blowjob, is better than no job" :cool:


  • #29
    Gongoozler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    mattjack wrote: »
    You're taking this thread way too serious.Four questions in your last sentence and an 'or' .

    Oh. No I'm not. Maybe I should add a 'LOL' to the end of everything I write, to clarify.


  • #30
    Tombi!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    Oh. LOL No I'm not. LOL Maybe I should add a 'LOL' to the end of everything I write, to clarify. LOL

    I just did it for you. I think I might have to punch you in the face if you did it, no offense. :pac:


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  • #31
    Goro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 247 ✭✭Goro


    It's no 3 wolf moon t-shirt.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O13Y3XrPNDI


    Since I got my wolf shirt my penis grew 3 inches. Now I have a 4 inch penis!


  • #32
    marshbaboon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭marshbaboon


    I used to go out to the pub in a T-shirt with this on it.

    http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/designs/11344680,width=190,height=190/I-m-not-A-bitch,-I-m-THE-Bitch.png

    Used to get a good laugh. I used to just tell people I was a big Samuel L Jackson fan.


  • #33
    Gongoozler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    marshbaboon wrote: »
    I used to go out to the pub in a T-shirt with this on it.

    http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/designs/11344680,width=190,height=190/I-m-not-A-bitch,-I-m-THE-Bitch.png

    Used to get a good laugh. I used to just tell people I was a big Samuel L Jackson fan.

    Are you female?


  • #34
    marshbaboon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭marshbaboon


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    Are you female?

    No.


  • #35
    Gongoozler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    marshbaboon wrote: »
    No.

    Oh lulz


  • #36
    Goro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 247 ✭✭Goro


    Bet he is still single though.

    Man needs to get himself a 3 Wolf Moon shirt stat!


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  • #37
    Gongoozler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    What are you, the 3 wolf moon shirt sales man?


  • #38
    Goro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 247 ✭✭Goro


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    What are you, the 3 wolf moon shirt sales man?

    Oh ye of little faith.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeEvnzy0JzQ


  • #39
    pebbles21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    I have a "im no gynocologist but ill take a look" T-shirt.

    Thing is ..its the best fitting t-shirt i have and the colour goes with the only pair of check shorts i picked up in Pennys..oh and i keep having to hide it from the wife before she fcuks it out


  • #40
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    some random drunk wrote: »
    I wonder if any bloke, anywhere, ever has successfully pulled a girl while wearing an "It won't suck itself!" T-shirt.

    Well that's just a shite attitude altogether


  • #41
    K4t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    Still more original than a hollister tshirt.


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  • #42
    marshbaboon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭marshbaboon


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    Oh lulz

    Backfired once when I had a close encounter with someone who I believe was a gay, I think he saw it as an invitation instead of a joke.


  • #43
    IrishAm
    Registered Users Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭IrishAm


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    In fairness they're actually useful for raging alcoholics who've blacked out.

    We don't black out, Chuck. Our memory just takes a bit of a break.


  • #44
    Goro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 247 ✭✭Goro


    I have also seen the "I'm home, Take me drunk" slogan going around.


  • #45
    Gongoozler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    Goro wrote: »
    Oh ye of little faith.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeEvnzy0JzQ

    I wonder will it piss you off that I'm not watching either of those two clips you've thrown in.


  • #46
    Goro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 247 ✭✭Goro


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    I wonder will it piss you off that I'm not watching either of those two clips you've thrown in.

    No need to wonder my friend, the answer is no. In fact, this is the longest conversation I have ever had with anyone. Thank you for that, thank you so much. I will never forget you.


  • #47
    Gongoozler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    Goro wrote: »
    No need to wonder my friend, the answer is no. In fact, this is the longest conversation I have ever had with anyone. Thank you for that, thank you so much. I will never forget you.

    Ah, I can sleep soundly now. I bid you bon soir.


  • #48
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Seen on a T Shirt near me the other day (wishing it was on me).

    "I still hate Thatcher"

    I want that T Shirt.


  • #49
    FanadMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭FanadMan


    Rip them off the really stupid wearers, shred them, pour the cheapest whiskey on whats on the ground and throw a lit match on it, hold the wearer above the flames until they say sorry for wearing such a shirt and then pee on the fire....swiveling now and again to shoot some the way of the wearer.




    Oh, and the bury the whole lot!












    Think by now you know that I hate those feckin tshirts :D


  • #50
    meoklmrk91
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭meoklmrk91


    A fella I used to hang around with had a hoody hat said if found please return to the pub. The irony was he was the driest bastard going, he wouldn't touch a drink, I have no problem with that, I hardly ever drink myself but if anyone else was drinking around him he would get all holier than thou and basically try to ruin everyone else's night by whining and moaning. I asked mphim once why he owned that hoody, apparently he liked the colours :rolleyes:.


  • #51
    fasttalkerchat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    Lapin wrote: »
    Seen on a T Shirt near me the other day (wishing it was on me).

    "I still hate Thatcher"

    I want that T Shirt.

    Its an Ogra Sinn Fein t-shirt.


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