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All ye oul wans and oul fellas out there! Wakey wakey, rise and shine!

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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    Em.. Yes Rube?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    That was my scary BOO did it work?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    Yes! I am all nerbhishock now!


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,121 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    There was a Boo? *checks back* oh yes! it was tangled up in the sig! Oh my! I think I need a little drop of something to calm my nerves...



    (I suppose this chamomile tea will have to do.)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,552 ✭✭✭Layinghen


    Never fear Looksee there is always a little tincture or two available here. Hold out your mug there and I'll pour you a drop.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 28,121 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    Oh ta! Keep going, I'll say when




















    when!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,552 ✭✭✭Layinghen


    Ok, I'll just put the Easter eggs for all the fellow inmates out on top of the drinks cabinet. That way they won't be missed........

    Happy Easter everybody, enjoy the good weather and the chocolate:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,121 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    Whether they will be missed or not depends on who gets up first...


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,552 ✭✭✭Layinghen


    Nooooooooooo :eek::eek:

    Nicking OGs drink is fair game but to make off with someone else's chocolate is not on.

    Surely we have standards, low standards possibly, but standards none the less:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,017 ✭✭✭EZ24GET


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Burlesque weekend ahead. I must fill my hip flask(s).
    :cool:

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    two hips = two flasks


    Maths - it has its uses ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    I bring along my 'mule' to carry reserves.
    flapperflask.jpg

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    BBDBB wrote: »
    two hips = two flasks

    Maths - it has its uses ;)

    I've just rubbed some (rubbing) alcohol on my hips. Can't see the attraction myself. :confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    You should ask one of the nice gentlemen here to do it for you Jelly ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    /looks around for a 'nice' gentleman
    ...
    ...
    You'll be lucky.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    oi I'll have you know I'd even huff on my hands to warm them first :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    Chucken wrote: »
    You should ask one of the nice gentlemen here to do it for you Jelly ;)

    :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Chucken wrote: »
    You should ask one of the nice gentlemen here to do it for you Jelly ;)

    Will a bit of Scouse 'rough' do as well?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    Rubecula wrote: »
    Will a bit of Scouse 'rough' do as well?


    Well hellooooooo Rube!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    Thanks, but I'll keep me hips to meself if y'don't mind!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,552 ✭✭✭Layinghen


    Matron......... The tablets aren't working any more, certain people are getting very frisky around here:eek::eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭BrensBenz


    "Farder, what's sex?"
    "Well, my sons, whin two married peepil is deeply in love wit each udderth, and married, deh Hawly Gawst inters der harts and day imbrace in a spishill way dat deh Hawly Gawst only shows married peepil and dats called six. Din, deh Hawly Gawst puts a little baybah in the wife's tummy".


    I may be wrong but some of yiz look as if yizzar getting ready for that "spishill imbrace". And yiz aren't even married! I told yiz about that drink! Yizzle get a visit from the Holy Ghost and just what will yiz tell him? Well? Well?

    PS: Oh no! My spellchecker has just burned out and there's no XP support anymore. When the Holy Ghost is finished with yiz, send him to Bill Gates house.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    BrensBenz wrote: »
    "Farder, what's sex?"
    "Well, my sons, whin two married peepil is deeply in love wit each udderth, and married, deh Hawly Gawst inters der harts and day imbrace in a spishill way dat deh Hawly Gawst only shows married peepil and dats called six. Din, deh Hawly Gawst puts a little baybah in the wife's tummy".


    I may be wrong but some of yiz look as if yizzar getting ready for that "spishill imbrace". And yiz aren't even married! I told yiz about that drink! Yizzle get a visit from the Holy Ghost and just what will yiz tell him? Well? Well?

    PS: Oh no! My spellchecker has just burned out and there's no XP support anymore. When the Holy Ghost is finished with yiz, send him to Bill Gates house.

    And that's why the devil's phone number is.....six six six!:eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Six Maniacs! :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    Is there a Munster match on this evening?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,552 ✭✭✭Layinghen


    Tomorrow afternoon Rammy.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    Thanks hen, was wondering why Rube and Chucken weren't having the banter!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,552 ✭✭✭Layinghen


    Maybe the new calming tablets that Matron handed out have kicked in;)


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