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Who'd like to pop my anal cherry?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    None of you Boards nerds will come close hahahahahahaaaaa.

    I'm not sure you're supposed to shove food up there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    Well OP, if no-one volunteers to pop your anal cherry you can just spray Deep Heat up your hole. Same effect.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Well OP, if no-one volunteers to pop your anal cherry you can just spray Deep Heat up your hole. Same effect.

    Really? Have you proved this theory?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    Really? Have you proved this theory?

    Indeed. The test subject's face resembled this -> :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 391 ✭✭btard


    I can stand the shyte if you can stand the pain OP.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    What awful kind of fruit grows in someone's ass? :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,297 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    It's tempting but I'll pass if it's all the same to you :cool:


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    OneArt wrote: »
    What awful kind of fruit grows in someone's ass? :eek:

    This sort of thing?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    Dingle berries, they hang from the coniferous tree i assume and are actually tasty :confused: gravity does produce a few encapsulating droppings, so yeah i'll pop cherries all week. :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,211 ✭✭✭Owen_S




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    opps, I didn't realise it was anal cherry popping so i'm out i'm afraid. Well unless the op is a woman hehe who's changing the topic thread ? wtf.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    It also makes the 3rd post seem like they've had theirs popped many a time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Pedant


    Yet another "OMG, look at me, I had anal sex" thread.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    None of you Boards nerds will come close hahahahahahaaaaa.

    I love when people insult people who post in an online forum by writing a post in an online forum to call them nerds.

    It's even more funny when they boast/pretend they're having sex to people on the internet :).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭KamiKazeKitten


    Wow, that 6th post reads much differently now.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,031 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Sonics2k wrote: »
    Whichever mod changed the title.

    I love you.
    That's the changed title? Boy, am I glad I was out today and missed the original.

    If you ask me, the only reason to insert anything in there is to ensure that your farts will be forever silent. Imagine trying to whistle with no lips, and you might get the idea ... :eek:

    Death has this much to be said for it:
    You don’t have to get out of bed for it.
    Wherever you happen to be
    They bring it to you—free.

    — Kingsley Amis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,780 ✭✭✭alie


    Reminds me of a cadburys cream egg with the top bitten off


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    alie wrote: »
    Reminds me of a cadburys cream egg with the top bitten off

    For a second I thought I was still reading the baby delivery thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Well OP are you walking like John Wayne yet ??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 115 ✭✭FullRetard


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    Probably not, but I'll try my best!
    I'd say you're regretting being the first to reply now:pac::pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,780 ✭✭✭alie


    alie wrote: »
    Reminds me of a cadburys cream egg with the top bitten off

    For a second I thought I was still reading the baby delivery thread.
    I meant to add after the event. Lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 236 ✭✭dominiquecruz


    OneArt wrote: »
    What awful kind of fruit grows in someone's ass? :eek:

    The dangleberry, of course!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,780 ✭✭✭alie


    Gonna make your brown eye blue


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    alie wrote: »
    Gonna make your brown eye blue
    The best of the potential lyrics in this thread.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭tan11ie


    Well he did claim he was going to get it good tonight :D I'd say he is well busy now ..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Mr.Biscuits


    alie wrote: »
    Gonna make your brown eye blue

    Great: classic song ruined.


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