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Irish P*rn

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    #32
    Also Starring LeVar Burton
    Registered Users Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    Septic Leper wrote: »
    Deadly anyone got anymore? so I can tell th OH im fluent in irish filth!!:)

    "Tabhair dom an cáca milis" - Give me the sweet cake

    "An raibh tú i do chailín dána? An mbeidh orm pionós a thabhairt duit?" - Were you a bad girl? Will I have to punish you?

    "Bhí mé i mo chailín fíor-dána. Chur smacht orm le do bhod mór." - I've been a very bad girl. Discipline me with your big ----.


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    #33
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    MizzLolly wrote: »
    You could always make a Boards.ie P0rn, as gaeilge! :D

    Doing Dudess

    Devouring Devore

    More anal for Mordeth

    AlmightyPushin'

    Mounting - The one and only

    Karoma Sutra

    Mike69

    Karl Hungus


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    #34
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    CaptainNegative wrote: »
    Would there even be enough p*rnstars in Ireland, to make such a film?

    Not after this thread.


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    #35
    Senna
    Registered Users Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    The "fecked in Ireland" film was shot somewhere near Kilmacreannan. They hired a holiday home from an older couple for the week, didn't tell them what it was for, then they sent the people a copy of the finished film. Bit sick on their part, the old couple sold the house after that, so the story goes.


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    #36
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Senna wrote: »
    The "fecked in Ireland" film was shot somewhere near Kilmacreannan. They hired a holiday home from an older couple for the week, didn't tell them what it was for, then they sent the people a copy of the finished film. Bit sick on their part, the old couple sold the house after that, so the story goes.

    I heard they called it "random scatbox."


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    #37
    cHaTbOx
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    Christine Bitter Drugstore wrote: »
    I heard they called it "random shatbox."
    fyp:D


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    #38
    Terry
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    Christine Bitter Drugstore wrote: »
    Karl Hungus
    Nah. He just fixes the cable.


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    #39
    cHaTbOx
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    Terry the Tugger :o


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    #40
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    random chatbox wrote: »
    Terry the Tugger :o

    Trenching Terry?


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    #41
    MizzLolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    Tuggin' Terry

    Randylonghorn (speaks for itself really :P)

    Donald-Duck F*ck.

    SDooM - SODOM.


    Heh boardsies are durrrrrrrrrrty!


    I mo thuraim.. :pac:


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    #42
    dSTAR
    Registered Users Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    MizzLolly your username is a ready made pron* name.

    Lucky sucky :p


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    #43
    Overheal
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    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    l can just hear mammy and daddy longhorn now:

    Randy , there is nothing you can't amount to.
    Ah, the chaos that ensues when you only half-listen.


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    #44
    Average-Ro
    Registered Users Posts: 1,161 ✭✭✭Average-Ro


    Ta tu ag mothu an-dana anocht nach bhfuil? Sea, ta tu, agus is maith leat e sin. I maith liomsa e freisin. Anois, dun suas agus tog me i do bheal. Ta suil agam go bhfuil thart ort.....


    I'm not gonna bother translating. See if you guys can figure that out:D


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    #45
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Nah, Terry would be the star of a modern version of one of those "Confessions of a _______" type films, 'twould suit him far better! :D


    EDIT: For example ...


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    #46
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Average-Ro wrote: »
    Ta tu ag mothu an-dana anocht nach bhfuil? Sea, ta tu, agus is maith leat e sin. I maith liomsa e freisin. Anois, dun suas agus tog me i do bheal. Ta suil agam go bhfuil thart ort.....


    I'm not gonna bother translating. See if you guys can figure that out:D
    You blow yourself?


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    #47
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Nah, Terry would be the star of a modern version of one of those "Confessions of a _______" type films, 'twould suit him far better! :D
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0175536/

    I'm David Alan Grier.


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    #48
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Average-Ro wrote: »
    Ta tu ag mothu an-dana anocht nach bhfuil? Sea, ta tu, agus is maith leat e sin. I maith liomsa e freisin. Anois, dun suas agus tog me i do bheal. Ta suil agam go bhfuil thart ort.....

    "You're feeling very dirty tonight, aren't you? Yes, you are and you like that. I like it too. Now, shut up and take me in your mouth. I hope you're thirsty......"

    The parts in bold seem fairly contradictory to me tbh.


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    #49
    Overheal
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    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Nah, Terry would be the star of a modern version of one of those "Confessions of a _______" type films, 'twould suit him far better! :D
    Were those films? They seemed like poorly put together british porn.


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    #50
    MizzLolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    dSTAR wrote: »
    MizzLolly your username is a ready made pron* name.

    Lucky sucky :p

    Ha.. walked myself into that one! :o


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    #51
    Average-Ro
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    Christine Bitter Drugstore wrote: »
    "You're feeling very dirty tonight, aren't you? Yes, you are and you like that. I like it too. Now, shut up and take me in your mouth. I hope you're thirsty......"

    The parts in bold seem fairly contradictory to me tbh.

    Bhuel scríobh mé "dún do bhéal" ar dtús ach ní féidir an dhá rud a dhéanamh ag an am ceannadh....yeah, tá an ceart agat is docha...ah well, rinne mé iarracht!


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    #52
    randylonghorn
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    Overheal wrote: »
    Were those films? They seemed like poorly put together british porn.
    They were kind of comedy / soft porn types ... a bit like the "Carry on" films, but with a bit more skin, and not really as funny imho ...

    Kind of harmless though ...

    This guy starred in most of them.
    MizzLolly wrote: »
    Ha.. walked myself into that one! :o

    God knows, you should have seen it coming ... :p


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    #53
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    Ha.. walked myself into that one! :o

    You did? , :D
    Go MizzLolly...;)


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    #54
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,057 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    How do you say "ram your throbbing erect prick into my pulsatingly moist **** lips until you cum" as gaelige?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #55
    randylonghorn
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    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    How do you say "ram your throbbing erect prick into my pulsatingly moist **** lips until you cum" as gaelige?
    Now, why would you need to know how to say that, Ikky?! 0_o


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    #56
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    How do you say "ram your throbbing erect prick into my pulsatingly moist **** lips until you cum" as gaelige?

    Sharon Ní Bheoiláin


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    #57
    Average-Ro
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    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    How do you say "ram your throbbing erect prick into my pulsatingly moist **** lips until you cum" as gaelige?

    "Sáith do bhod díreach, i mo liopaí faighin fluich go dtí a dtagann tú."

    I paraphrased slightly but it's damn close.


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    #58
    MizzLolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    God knows, you should have seen it coming ... :p
    Heh oppps :o
    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    You did? , :D
    Go MizzLolly...;)

    LOL.. How does one get their name changed? :pac:


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    #59
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    Heh oppps :o



    LOL.. How does one get their name changed? :pac:

    We will have to work out how to subscribe , and then there will be no stopping us.:pac:;)


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    #60
    MizzLolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    We will have to work out how to subscribe , and then there will be no stopping us.:pac:;)

    Pipe down ya chancer!!! :eek::pac:
    Domo230 wrote: »
    Forget Irish porn

    I wanna see a Polish girl threesome.

    Ah, you killed it. :(


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    #61
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Polish it and use your imagination.


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