Irish P*rn

randylonghorn · 07-12-2008 4:29am

Overheal wrote: »

Were those films? They seemed like poorly put together british porn.

They were kind of comedy / soft porn types ... a bit like the "Carry on" films, but with a bit more skin, and not really as funny imho ...

Kind of harmless though ...

This guy starred in most of them.

MizzLolly wrote: »

Ha.. walked myself into that one!

God knows, you should have seen it coming ...

Sharpshooter · 07-12-2008 4:30am

MizzLolly wrote: »

Ha.. walked myself into that one!

You did? ,

Go MizzLolly...;)

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 07-12-2008 4:37am

How do you say "ram your throbbing erect prick into my pulsatingly moist **** lips until you cum" as gaelige?

randylonghorn · 07-12-2008 4:42am

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

How do you say "ram your throbbing erect prick into my pulsatingly moist **** lips until you cum" as gaelige?

Now, why would you need to know how to say that, Ikky?! 0_o

4zn76tysfajdxp · 07-12-2008 4:45am

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

How do you say "ram your throbbing erect prick into my pulsatingly moist **** lips until you cum" as gaelige?

Sharon Ní Bheoiláin

Average-Ro · 07-12-2008 4:45am

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

How do you say "ram your throbbing erect prick into my pulsatingly moist **** lips until you cum" as gaelige?

"Sáith do bhod díreach, i mo liopaí faighin fluich go dtí a dtagann tú."

I paraphrased slightly but it's damn close.

MizzLolly · 07-12-2008 4:53am

randylonghorn wrote: »

God knows, you should have seen it coming ...

Heh oppps

sharpshooterH wrote: »

You did? ,
Go MizzLolly...;)

LOL.. How does one get their name changed? :pac:

Sharpshooter · 07-12-2008 4:58am

MizzLolly wrote: »

Heh oppps

LOL.. How does one get their name changed? :pac:

We will have to work out how to subscribe , and then there will be no stopping us.:pac:;)

MizzLolly · 07-12-2008 5:00am

sharpshooterH wrote: »

We will have to work out how to subscribe , and then there will be no stopping us.:pac:;)

Pipe down ya chancer!!! :eek::pac:

Domo230 wrote: »

Forget Irish porn

I wanna see a Polish girl threesome.

Ah, you killed it.

Sharpshooter · 07-12-2008 5:02am

Polish it and use your imagination.

KnifeWRENCH · 07-12-2008 5:05am

Boards p0rn eh? Sign me up!

square_iglooing :cool:

Sharpshooter · 07-12-2008 5:46am

MizzLolly wrote: »

Pipe down ya chancer!!! :eek::pac:

l iz female.:o

randylonghorn · 07-12-2008 5:48am

sharpshooterH wrote: »

l iz female.:o

That stops you being a chancer?! 0_o

Not as I've ever noticed ... :pac:

Kinetic^ · 07-12-2008 5:49am

sharpshooterH wrote: »

l iz female.:o

Pics or you've a c0ck!

cHaTbOx · 07-12-2008 5:52am

Kinetic^ wrote: »

Pics or you've a c0ck!

like imagining them do ya?:D

Kinetic^ · 07-12-2008 5:57am

random chatbox wrote: »

like imagining them do ya?:D

Vaginas? Nay, I have a gf {ie. yore ma} whom I do considerable amount of violation to in revenge for releasing a sub human being upon our glorious society {ie. you}.

Sharpshooter · 07-12-2008 6:00am

Kinetic^ wrote: »

Pics or you've a c0ck!

l am to bush'ed to be arse'd.

Seriously like , l don't have a knob to stand up for me.:o

Also Starring LeVar Burton · 07-12-2008 6:07am

sharpshooterH wrote: »

l am to bush'ed to be arse'd.

Was that a pun, or was that a pun...

High 5 for that - intentional or otherwise.

cHaTbOx · 07-12-2008 6:13am

Kinetic^ wrote: »

Vaginas? Nay, I have a gf {ie. yore ma} whom I do considerable amount of violation to in revenge for releasing a sub human being upon our glorious society {ie. you}.

I owe you a thanks man , I heard bout ya, shes been very unhappy lately with the weight issues and all .But since she met you ,well it's still low but well it aint as bad when she sees your problem.

After those documentaries about (y'know about them anyway) well her self esteem has been low and such , well yeah but yours couldn't be too high now could it ?

Is it really just a stub?:eek:

She thinks you cover it up with the violence , but I don't know, Me brains didn't deveploment you see?:o

Oh well good luck with her

P.S. love your view on society after all the people have put you through ,you really shouldn't be called a monster

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 07-12-2008 7:09am

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Have you not seen F*cked in Ireland volumes 1 and 2?

Pretty damn funny stuff.

2 Dublin women and a british guy... Bloody crap I thought... Irish and brits don't belong in pornos... pfft!!!

Overheal · 07-12-2008 7:27am

Cali Wrong Transition wrote: »

2 Dublin women and a british guy... Bloody crap I thought... Irish and brits don't belong in pornos... pfft!!!

They were trying to bury the hard feelings.

pirelli · 07-12-2008 7:44am

CaptainNegative wrote: »

There has been a lot of hearsay recently about the Irish Pornography Industry producing some films.
Would people be for or against such a project?
Would there even be enough p*rnstars in Ireland, to make such a film?

If this diary of dead porn stars is anything to go by, the pornstar industry is a very dangerous profession. It was compiled from the IMDB site and news articles etc... It appears to be genuine.Aids was a major killer as was murder and suicide.

http://www.rame.net/faq/deadporn/index.html#JDough

antodeco · 07-12-2008 10:36am

Imagine Mary Harney in a porno. '1 girl, 27 cups'. Ah sure she's already fucked us all already!

javaboy · 07-12-2008 10:53am

CaptainNegative wrote: »

Was that a pun, or was that a pun...
High 5 for that - intentional or otherwise.

It's always intentional with sharpshooterH. I think she used to enjoy it but now it's like a compulsive thing. I don't think she can actually let a possible pun go by.

antodeco wrote: »

Imagine Mary Harney in a porno. '1 girl, 27 cups'. Ah sure she's already fucked us all already!

"1 girl, 27 cup sizes"

Krieg · 07-12-2008 11:59am

There was a thread on galway forum last year, where someone found an ad in the local paper that was looking for models to do a p0rn. Never heard of any outcome from it though

mike65 · 07-12-2008 12:10pm

porn name U like

shane86 · 07-12-2008 12:40pm

I know of one 30 odd second clip, alright (not stunning, but alright) young one (20 max), with a weshtern accent you could cut wood with. One cringeworthy scene where isz flickin teh beanz hyas her sayin "what would my mother say.....what would your mother say?!!?"

Mine would probably agree that she has an horrific accent

I am abroad, whilst i obviously cant link on this forum I know where it is and will give some google hints when I get back home. Some ****er is bound to have her Bebo

Creamy Goodness · 07-12-2008 12:56pm

<<- reporting for duty.

Shacklebolt · 07-12-2008 1:57pm

As far as I can see a certain individual often mentioned on AH as been neglected so far on this thread. However I swore never to use her name again after the negative backlash to my last attempt.

giggsy664 · 07-12-2008 2:13pm

mike65 wrote: »

porn name U like

Giggsy664 -> Private Kung-fu grip

javaboy · 07-12-2008 2:18pm

Shacklebolt wrote: »

As far as I can see a certain individual often mentioned on AH as been neglected so far on this thread. However I swore never to use her name again after the negative backlash to my last attempt.

Don't do it.

Slidey · 08-12-2008 12:07am

javaboy wrote: »

Don't do it.

Do it!

marzic · 08-12-2008 12:30am

antodeco wrote: »

Imagine Mary Harney in a porno. '1 girl, 27 cups'. Ah sure she's already fucked us all already!

"oh me love u long time, me so harney, fookie fookie $9billion"
"i'm harney, harney harney harney"
Hows this for a title - 'Irish Pork - Totally Fcuked'

Sharpshooter · 08-12-2008 12:32am

Shacklebolt wrote: »

As far as I can see a certain individual often mentioned on AH as been neglected so far on this thread. However I swore never to use her name again after the negative backlash to my last attempt.

javaboy wrote: »

Don't do it.

slideways wrote: »

Do it!

Now you have two choices here , javaboy's and javaboy's.:)

Nehaxak · 08-12-2008 12:42am

Just downloaded and watched it, not too bad really.
Really not used to hearing the Irish accents in a porn film though, have to say that was a bit unusual.

Raze_them_all · 08-12-2008 12:45am

Nehaxak wrote: »

Just downloaded and watched it, not too bad really.
Really not used to hearing the Irish accents in a porn film though, have to say that was a bit unusual.

Firing one out for the cause of boards.ie

Firetrap · 08-12-2008 12:46am

Well, there's a recession on. Ugly people have to make a living somehow...

Nehaxak · 08-12-2008 12:50am

Ireland is such a small country though, I'm even sure I've seen that Jasmin one (she calls herself Eire in the film) around before.

antodeco · 08-12-2008 12:51am

I tried looking for it for ages, but everywhere was charging for it. Grrr!

Shacklebolt · 08-12-2008 1:33am

sharpshooterH wrote: »

Now you have two choices here , javaboy's and javaboy's.:)

I wont say it, I have a solemn oath to follow. Theres a member of your immediate family whom I shall slander no more.

Sharpshooter · 08-12-2008 1:39am

Shacklebolt wrote: »

I wont say it, I have a solemn oath to follow. Theres a member of your immediate family whom I shall slander no more.

Mums the word.;)

IvySlayer · 08-12-2008 1:57am

Was expecting my of 'Yore Ma' responces in this thread.

No, No! Us Irish try and copy everything and end up ruining it!

Try an imagine Jecinteee from Tallaght rubbing up and down the pole in her pyjamas

'Ah Jaysus, Howaya!'

Or Deco with his Johnnie Blues 'Alright bud' wearing a burberry cap and his Nike AirMax! 'Oi'll batter ye!'

Sorry, but leave it to pros.

javaboy · 08-12-2008 2:09am

sharpshooterH wrote: »

Mums the word.;)

Pfft. Everybody knows that the bird is the word.

MizzLolly · 08-12-2008 2:11am

IvySlayer wrote: »

Was expecting my of 'Yore Ma' responces in this thread.

No, No! Us Irish try and copy everything and end up ruining it!

Try an imagine Jecinteee from Tallaght rubbing up and down the pole in her pyjamas

'Ah Jaysus, Howaya!'

Or Deco with his Johnnie Blues 'Alright bud' wearing a burberry cap and his Nike AirMax! 'Oi'll batter ye!'

Sorry, but leave it to pros.

I dunno, I enrolled in pole dancing classes before. Don't think any of the girls were from Tallaght. Aside from that, there are plenty of fine Irish Wimmenz ( I mean that in a straight way) and the class was more for fitness than anything else.

IvySlayer · 08-12-2008 2:15am

MizzLolly wrote: »

I dunno, I enrolled in pole dancing classes before. Don't think any of the girls were from Tallaght. Aside from that, there are plenty of fine Irish Wimmenz ( I mean that in a straight way) and the class was more for fitness than anything else.

I watched from a bush

Had a tissue and everything because I got emotional!

Just beautiful!

MizzLolly · 08-12-2008 2:16am

IvySlayer wrote: »

I watched from a bush

Had a tissue and everything because I got emotional!

Just beautiful!

Awh.. well then my work here is done.

:pac:

Sharpshooter · 08-12-2008 2:21am

sharpshooterH wrote: »

Mums the word.;)

javaboy wrote: »

Pfft. Everybody knows that the bird is the word.

Pfft , who ruffled your feathers , hawk at you.

* Careful now

Raze_them_all · 08-12-2008 4:31am

MizzLolly wrote: »

I dunno, I enrolled in pole dancing classes before. Don't think any of the girls were from Tallaght. Aside from that, there are plenty of fine Irish Wimmenz ( I mean that in a straight way) and the class was more for fitness than anything else.

:eek::eek: thank you boards for giving me info on people i know!!

PeakOutput · 08-12-2008 4:57am

i cant believe i cant find those ****ed in ireland dvds on rapidshare

theres a first time for everything

randylonghorn · 08-12-2008 6:10am

Raze_them_all wrote: »

:eek::eek: thank you boards for giving me info on people i know!!

Raze, it's been almost two hours!!

Time to stop now, dude!! :pac:

Irish P*rn

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