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Man gives woman oral sex, finds dead kitten in her nawnee...

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  • #52
    nlgbbbblth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,668 ✭✭✭nlgbbbblth


    Iang87 wrote: »
    the logistics of where his head and tongue and how ............. wait how narrow is this man

    I heard it was oral from behind...


  • #53
    Herb Powell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE EATING PUSSY SO WE PUT A PUSSY IN YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S PUSSY SO YOU CAN EAT PUSSY WHILE YOU EAT PUSSY!


  • #54
    mcmacness
    Registered Users Posts: 110 ✭✭mcmacness


    Ewwwww


  • #55
    up for anything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭up for anything


    wotzgoingon wrote: »
    How could you go down on that. I wouldn't touch that fat b*tch with a ten foot pole.
    God knows how long it would take to find her pussy. Never mind give her a lick out.
    Andrewh1984 wrote: »
    She is sitting there proud as punch:confused:

    What a horrible looking beast.

    Charming!
    gurramok wrote: »
    That is the most disturbing story in a long time. She only 25, wtf has she not realised she is killing herself? And the poor kitten, did she not feel anything when she tried to pee??? Or was it stuck up the other end, yuck! :eek:

    Hahaha :pac: - shows that you've never been down on a woman or had sex with one and if you have the poor woman must have either bitten through her lip with pain or knocked you unconscious and run for the hills to your confusion. Have you no idea of the difference between the vagina and the urethra? :confused:
    The 55-stone blubbergut had earlier SQUASHED the unfortunate mog and its grisly fate only came to light when her beau discovered the pancake -flat cat in her folds of flab.

    I don't think that the boyfriend found the dead kitten in her nawnee as the OP so coyly terms it if you actually read the article but more probably on his way down. :D


  • #56
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Did...did...did she eat...the kitten then?


  • #57
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    wotzgoingon wrote: »
    How could you go down on that. .

    How would you find the clit, never mind the feckin, elusive g-spot???

    This reminded me of the very heavy man who had a rash on his stomach and during an inspection at A&E they discovered a six week old turkey and cranberry sandwich which had been lost between two rolls of flab.

    The thing I want to know is who called the press?


  • #58
    carbon nanotube
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 994 ✭✭✭carbon nanotube


    Teagan Easy Stress wrote: »
    http://stage.sundaysport.com/?p=1292

    Talk about pussy galore....


    saying that is gross....

    is the understatement of the century


  • #59
    Helium
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 364 ✭✭Helium


    Problem is , she's so big she has a gravitational field around her pulling everything in.


  • #60
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Phill Ewinn wrote: »
    Cat drawn by smell of fish......
    There's an urban legend actually - woman comes home to find her flatmate getting her happy place licked by the cat.

    You'd want to be careful in that situation - the cat could bite.


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  • #61
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,821 ✭✭✭phill106


    Sadly for my eyes, i recall seeing that story a few years ago as well, seems they just dug it up..Much like the cat...


  • #62
    Acacia
    Registered Users Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Some thread title to wake up to on a Saturday morning :pac:


  • #63
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Acacia wrote: »
    Some thread title to wake up to on a Saturday morning :pac:
    Morning was hours ago! :mad:

    ****ing waster students...

    :pac:


  • #64
    Hogzy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,544 ✭✭✭Hogzy


    The only positive i see about being this fat is that you dont have to wear pants to hide your fandangly bits


  • #65
    toexpress
    Closed Accounts Posts: 853 ✭✭✭toexpress


    If he is under 30 stone he should just be thankful that it was the kitten and not him ... I'm 11.5 stone if I stood near her I would probably start orbiting her


  • #66
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    She is so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting her

    :eek:


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  • #67
    toexpress
    Closed Accounts Posts: 853 ✭✭✭toexpress


    Here's a question right, and keep in mind I am a queer ok but obviously there would be some "natural" odours in the area yes? And given her size just changing the channel (I'm guessing there is a great deal of this involved in her life) would probably make her sweat like I do on a 5k run so with all of that in mind would her crack not be like a river of sweat and therefore would said boyfriend not have required an industrial pump to get some of the fluid out of there before going in? Or did he just wear a snorkel?

    Also how does a beached whale get laid the last time I had jiggy jigs there was snow on the ground!


  • #68
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,912 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Thread of the Day delivers! \o/


  • #69
    gbee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,388 ✭✭✭gbee


    Vomit all over desk, curry n chips


  • #70
    Viral Vector
    Registered Users Posts: 187 ✭✭Viral Vector


    Thanks OP!

    [gouges eyes]


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