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Overbearing Neighbours

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    #32
    phill106
    Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭phill106


    Abrasax wrote: »
    Did you actually read the opening post?

    maybe dub wants lando arrestested?


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    #33
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Dub13 wrote: »
    Take a note of all the 'incident's' over a few weeks,then on a Saturday night (or some other busy time) pop into your local garda station and make a report.

    Guard,i want you to arrest these people. They brought me wine and cakes and offered to help paint my house.
    Yeah,i'm sure they'll call in the SWAT team..


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    #34
    Gone Drinking
    Registered Users Posts: 2,809 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    Ruu wrote: »
    Burn down their house.

    Do you mean with love? Cause i've never heard you say anything bad before


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    #35
    Lando Griffin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    djhunter30 wrote: »
    They sound like real lonely people with no children. You'd probably kill them with of a broken heart if you told them to fúck off.

    They dont want children yet as it gets in the way of her career path.
    They will be trying to have one for next Summer we are told.
    Maybe things might calm down a bit then.


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    #36
    phill106
    Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭phill106


    Lando Griffin wrote: »
    They dont want children yet as it gets in the way of her career path.
    They will be trying to have one for next Summer we are told.
    Maybe things might calm down a bit then.

    I'd say they are grooming you for your baby batter. Or your OH's eggs. Or a combo of both... Move....Now!


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    #37
    Dub13
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,252 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dub13


    Abrasax wrote: »
    Did you actually read the opening post?
    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Guard,i want you to arrest these people. They brought me wine and cakes and offered to help paint my house.
    Yeah,i'm sure they'll call in the SWAT team..

    You both need to get one of these....

    Link


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    #38
    phill106
    Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭phill106


    Dub13 wrote: »
    You both need to get one of these....

    Link

    Ive got one for home, one for the office, and a travel one for my iphone!


    and yes, i called it an iphone rather then just a phone, deal with it.


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    #39
    Abrasax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 977 ✭✭✭Abrasax


    Dub13 wrote: »
    You both need to get one of these....

    Link

    You can actually buy one of those?


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    #40
    padi89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,478 ✭✭✭padi89


    Grow a pair and just tell them, overwise it will just get worse.

    Send the fecker over to me my back is ****ed but i need flower beds dug.:D


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    #41
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    Lando Griffin wrote: »
    Was taking a bucket of paint out of car and his wife spotted me, she told me (Name Withheld) loved painting and went in and got him. Ten minutes later I was starting to paint and turned around got the shock of my life, here he was covered from head to foot in protective gear ready for action.

    .


    Did he look like this

    condom-costume-1.jpg


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    #42
    jester77
    Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    a) If you don't mind moving again, then take full advantage of the situation, build an extension, do up the garden, etc. You won't need to hire much help as they would do most of it. You get cheap work, adds to the price of the property, sell it at a markup, happy days.

    b) If you want to stay, then organise a swinger party and also invite all your couple friends. Have a bowl at the entrance that everyone leaves their keys in and half way through the night bring in the bowl and have the women start drawing keys and leave with the owners. You just got to hope they don't call your bluff and are up for it.


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    #43
    skywalker_208
    Registered Users Posts: 1,350 ✭✭✭skywalker_208


    make a move on the wife :)
    That will sort the situation out :)


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    #44
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Lando Griffin wrote: »
    They dont want children yet as it gets in the way of her career path.
    They will be trying to have one for next Summer we are told.
    Maybe things might calm down a bit then.


    So really what you're saying is that they want children now but because it doesn't fall into their plan you have become the centre of their attention.

    And when she does get knocked up be prepared for a lot of pregnancy talk.

    Hate to be the one to let you know but if they are they are telling you when they are going to start trying for a baby then theres a good chance you're going to be hearing about sore nipples, leaks, piles & other weird stuff that happens in a pregnancy.


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    #45
    Lando Griffin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    skywalker_208 wrote: »
    make a move on the wife :)
    That will sort the situation out :)

    No such luck, proabaly end up digging a bigger hole for myself then.
    easyeason3 wrote: »
    So really what you're saying is that they want children now but because it doesn't fall into their plan you have become the centre of their attention.



    And when she does get knocked up be prepared for a lot of pregnancy talk.



    Hate to be the one to let you know but if they are they are telling you when they are going to start trying for a baby then theres a good chance you're going to be hearing about sore nipples, leaks, piles & other weird stuff that happens in a pregnancy.

    I know thats what we are dredding, we have offered some of our baby stuff to them allready known our luck we will be god parents.


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    #46
    magotch07
    Registered Users Posts: 324 ✭✭magotch07


    be honest with them...thats its getting a bit much for you and you need to take a step back


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    #47
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Would you rather live beside neighbours who partied most nights, invited around their scumbag mates, fighting all the time, throwing rubbish over the back garden wall (I shít you not) and generally being cnuts...

    OP, your neighbours sound like a dream to some people I have lived beside. I know it sounds a bit too much, especially the organising of a holiday for ye all, but be greatful you have nice neighbours :)


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    #48
    loobylou
    Registered Users Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭loobylou


    Ask them if they've ever heard of Dianetics, then start talking about L Ron Hubbard.


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    #49
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    loobylou wrote: »
    Ask them if they've ever heard of Dianetics, then start talking about L Ron Hubbard.

    Oh yeah,i've a few magazines that they won't stop sending me. You can have them and scatter them round the coffee table OP. Make it look more believeable


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    #50
    Lando Griffin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    loobylou wrote: »
    Ask them if they've ever heard of Dianetics, then start talking about L Ron Hubbard.

    Had an experience with that crowd before, they wouldn't let me join, but thats a long long time ago.


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    #51
    Seloth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭Seloth


    Jesus they seem lovely,and they helped you with house work wtf!!!.

    I can remeber when we moved to our area in 92-93,Idunno ha I was 2.But the area was really close and everyone got on.Now!Every is like bleh to each other.Guess as well the kids have gotten older n stuff.

    Dont be dicks to them,they seem like genuine nice people,thats rare in a feckin cold hearted world now.


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    #52
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Seloth wrote: »
    Jesus they seem lovely,and they helped you with house work wtf!!!.

    I can remeber when we moved to our area in 92-93,Idunno ha I was 2.But the area was really close and everyone got on.Now!Every is like bleh to each other.Guess as well the kids have gotten older n stuff.

    Dont be dicks to them,they seem like genuine nice people,thats rare in a feckin cold hearted world now.


    So let them be nice without living in the OP's pocket.

    When I was living in a built up area I actually liked the fact that I didn't know my neighbours. I enjoyed being able to walk from my car into my house without anyone annoying me.

    Now I live in the country & even though I know my neighbours there's so much room between us that I could dance in the garden naked & they would be none the wiser.


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    #53
    gsxr1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,167 ✭✭✭gsxr1


    Everybody needs good neighbors with a little understanding

    :D


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    #54
    Sitec
    Registered Users Posts: 2,964 ✭✭✭Sitec


    Have a few cans with them and yah might get on with them.

    If you still dont like them open a bottle of Jameson and abuse the fcuk out of them.


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    #55
    themadhair
    Registered Users Posts: 234 ✭✭themadhair


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Oh yeah,i've a few magazines that they won't stop sending me. You can have them and scatter them round the coffee table OP. Make it look more believeable
    Any chance of coming by with those this Saturday on Abbey street?


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    #56
    Noreen1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭Noreen1


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Now I live in the country & even though I know my neighbours there's so much room between us that I could dance in the garden naked & they would be none the wiser.

    Hehe.... that's what you think:D:P

    Noreen


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    #57
    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    consultech wrote: »
    I say take them to the cleaners. Get yourself a nice holiday home out of it.

    and remember, you fill the ice tray with water...


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    #58
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    themadhair wrote: »
    Any chance of coming by with those this Saturday on Abbey street?

    Why? :confused:


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    #59
    JONJO THE MISER
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    :D They sound like great neighbours to me, id be taking full advantage of them and doing all sorts of crazy stuff to get them off my back.


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    #60
    Funkytown
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭Funkytown


    ask him to help you dig a hole, 6 feet by 6 feet deep


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    #61
    themadhair
    Registered Users Posts: 234 ✭✭themadhair


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Why? :confused:
    Because us critics love that type of propaganda and we would be able to make some use of it.


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