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Ghoul sex?

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    #32
    pablomakaveli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    I would'nt have sex with a ghoul. They have cold hands.


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    #33
    mawk
    Registered Users Posts: 2,738 ✭✭✭mawk


    DeCoR18 wrote: »
    Hi guys!

    Disclaimer: I don't feel like paying www.boards.ie.com €50 a year to access the sex forum, sorry if this isn't allowed;)

    oh youre totally missing out. the quality of the smut and hookup threads is genuinely worth the cash


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    #34
    DeCoR18
    Closed Accounts Posts: 403 ✭✭DeCoR18


    dolliemix wrote: »
    How well do you know Tomoko?

    Thanks

    Are you implying I'm a ghoul?

    Thanks,

    DeCoR.


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    #35
    Havermeyer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭Havermeyer


    Well this one time at paranormal camp......


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    #36
    dsmythy
    Registered Users Posts: 10,508 ✭✭✭✭dsmythy


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    Someone has been playing too much Fallout 3.

    First thought that came into my head too.

    So what on Earth is ghoul sex anyway. Necrophilia, incubus/succubus or what?


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    #37
    Fizman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    DeCoR18 wrote: »
    2007-yoshihito-sekimoto.jpg

    Thats him on the right there, they used to tease him for having a girls name so he bulked up.

    Thanks.

    That was taken before they had big muscley ghey man love. Wasn't it?


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    #38
    tba
    Registered Users Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    I suppose the real question is, do you love the Ghoul in question? Sex is not to be taken lightly.


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    #39
    DeCoR18
    Closed Accounts Posts: 403 ✭✭DeCoR18


    Fizman wrote: »
    That was taken before they had big muscley ghey man love. Wasn't it?

    Take your filth elsewhere pal, this is a serious thread.

    Thanks,

    DeCoR.


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    #40
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    DeCoR18 wrote: »
    My mate Tomoko told me he once had sex with a ghoul! Can you believe that:eek:

    He was probably drunk and she was under a white sheet.

    Anyone who believes in ghosts probably weren't told that Santa and the Easter bunny weren't real until they were 12 or so.


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    #41
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Awaiting CreepingDeath's post.


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    #42
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    ...and this one time at band camp...


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    #43
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    DeCoR18 wrote: »
    Take your filth elsewhere pal, this is a serious thread.

    Thanks,

    DeCoR.

    Your right,

    A seriously s***e thread........


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    #44
    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,262 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Local-womanizer wrote: »
    Is a hand an organ?

    :pac:

    You can get a hand organ, like a harmonica, very sensual but quite noisy.


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    #45
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    CreepingDeath wrote: »
    He was probably drunk and she was under a white sheet.

    Anyone who believes in ghosts probably weren't told that Santa and the Easter bunny weren't real until they were 12 or so.
    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    Awaiting CreepingDeath's post.

    :eek::eek::eek::eek:

    Now that is creepy.:eek:


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    #46
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    artanevilla wrote: »
    You can get a hand organ, like a harmonica, very sensual but quite noisy.

    I find sitting on my hand until it goes dead makes it seems like someone elses hand organ.:pac:


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    #47
    dolliemix
    Registered Users Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭dolliemix


    Seriously. I'd tell Tomoko to beware. I heard this not-so-funny joke at a ghoul party once

    What's a ghouls favourite bean?

    A human bean:eek:

    Thanks


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    #48
    DeCoR18
    Closed Accounts Posts: 403 ✭✭DeCoR18


    Local-womanizer wrote: »
    Your right,

    A seriously s***e thread........

    So what are you saying? Tomoko didn't get with this ghoul? Why would he lie to me?


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    #49
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    A ghoul or a gowl?


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    #50
    The Mad Hatter
    Registered Users Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    DeCoR18 wrote: »
    2007-yoshihito-sekimoto.jpg

    Thats him on the right there, they used to tease him for having a girls name so he bulked up.

    Thanks.

    Funny that the guy's name in the photo is Sekimoto.


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    #51
    DeCoR18
    Closed Accounts Posts: 403 ✭✭DeCoR18


    dolliemix wrote: »
    Seriously. I'd tell Tomoko to beware. I heard this not-so-funny joke at a ghoul party once

    What's a ghouls favourite bean?

    A human bean:eek:

    Thanks

    Will do.


    Thanks.


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    #52
    Hellm0
    Registered Users Posts: 1,028 ✭✭✭Hellm0


    What I am wondering is who is this Tomoko and why are you so interested in best practices for copulation with the undead.


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    #53
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    :eek::eek::eek::eek:

    Now that is creepy.:eek:

    That's what you get for leaving your webcam connected.
    Anyone can login and see what you're up to before you post. :P


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    #54
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    CreepingDeath wrote: »
    That's what you get for leaving your webcam connected.
    Anyone can login and see what you're up to before you post. :P

    Now, that was seriously weird.:eek:


    / click.


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    #55
    DeCoR18
    Closed Accounts Posts: 403 ✭✭DeCoR18


    Hellm0 wrote: »
    What I am wondering is who is this Tomoko and why are you so interested in best practices for copulation with the undead.

    Was just seeing if its common for the members of www.boards.ie.com to have sexual relations with ghouls? Might make Tomoko's "experience" more believable.

    Thanks.


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    #56
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    artanevilla wrote: »
    You can get a hand organ, like a harmonica, very sensual but quite noisy.

    Just like when I do it with my hand,sensual and noisy:cool:


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    #57
    Fizman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Hey Decor, do you fancy Tomoko? Sounds like it. Be honest now.

    Thanks


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    #58
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    DeCoR18 wrote: »
    So what are you saying? Tomoko didn't get with this ghoul? Why would he lie to me?

    Pics or GTFO


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    #59
    Hellm0
    Registered Users Posts: 1,028 ✭✭✭Hellm0


    DeCoR18 wrote: »
    Was just seeing if its common for the members of www.boards.ie.com to have sexual relations with ghouls? Might make Tomoko's "experience" more believable.

    Thanks.

    You have yet to explain Tomoko's story in depth...do tell.


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    #60
    tba
    Registered Users Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    DeCoR18 wrote: »
    Was just seeing if its common for the members of www.boards.ie.com to have sexual relations with ghouls? Might make Tomoko's "experience" more believable.

    Thanks.
    you're not very good at this


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    #61
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    Now, that was seriously weird.:eek:

    Nah you're grand... only messing.
    You probably subconsciously saw my name on the latest posts before clicking on this thread so my username was rattling around in your brain.


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