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  • #52
    Phlann
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Phlann


    baby_blu wrote: »
    no pets at all

    yes i have no pets so i know it was 1 of the neighbours runts

    whats your point?

    I.. pets... what?

    You've lost me.


  • #53
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    baby_blu wrote: »
    oh he wont be in ill get some netting on my window, he can go back and die in his owners kitchen

    Jesus......this is getting good.

    You're a sick puppy Baby Blu!
    el_tiddlero wrote: »
    i'm not buying the cat theory..
    if a robber breaks into your house they enter a heightened state of concentration and nervousness - the slightest disturbance causes them to lose control of their bowels.. its very common for people to wake up in the morning and come downstairs to find all their stuff gone and steaming piles of poo everywhere.
    i think that's what happened - a thief came to rob you, got disturbed by a friendly cat and shat himself..
    as to how it ended up on the floor, well, any experienced thief will know of this phenomenon, and so they all wear backless trousers..
    case closed.

    LOL


  • #54
    baby_blu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭baby_blu


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Jesus......this is getting good.

    You're a sick puppy Baby Blu!



    LOL

    dont care little runts can go stay in their owners garden dirty feckers


  • #55
    Davexirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,113 ✭✭✭Davexirl


    hahah This thread has cheered me up:D


  • #56
    patmac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭patmac


    At the risk of being serious and helping the OP you can buy catnip it's a spray that cats are allergic to and it will keep them away without killing them, as for burglars just ask the Frog's missus, who I believe is happily married to a Nigerian half her age.


  • #57
    localhothead
    Closed Accounts Posts: 55 ✭✭localhothead


    catnip and fish juice is the best repellant for the little blighters.


  • #58
    baby_blu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭baby_blu


    localhothead wrote: »
    catnip and fish juice is the best repellant for the little blighters.
    very funny:D


  • #59
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Could you imagine how the mad cat woman from http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055086933 would react to this thread if she was still crawling around. Comical wouldn't be the word!


  • #60
    jebuz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,771 ✭✭✭jebuz


    maybe you have a classic case of sleep-shitting


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  • #61
    baby_blu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭baby_blu


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Could you imagine how the mad cat woman from http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055086933 would react to this thread if she was still crawling around. Comical wouldn't be the word!

    ha ha ha OMG funniest thing ive ever seen ha, dont feel so bad about the cats now ill just close my window in future:)


  • #62
    anniehoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    Phlann wrote: »
    Not to be pedantic, but you didn't really ask any questions that we could answer. I'll answer now, if you like.

    Q. Did your neighbours cat do it?

    A. I don't know, I wasn't there.
    :D
    baby_blu wrote: »
    its a joke i cant leave my windows open, a bit of rat poison on my window still should do the trick
    :eek:Head on over to Animal and Pet Issues....you'll get the reaction you wanted over there!
    el_tiddlero wrote: »
    i'm not buying the cat theory..
    if a robber breaks into your house they enter a heightened state of concentration and nervousness - the slightest disturbance causes them to lose control of their bowels.. its very common for people to wake up in the morning and come downstairs to find all their stuff gone and steaming piles of poo everywhere.
    i think that's what happened - a thief came to rob you, got disturbed by a friendly cat and shat himself..
    as to how it ended up on the floor, well, any experienced thief will know of this phenomenon, and so they all wear backless trousers..
    case closed.
    :D:D

    Gotta love cats....ingenious little feckers...why poo in a mucky oul garden when you can do it on your cat-hating neighbours spotless kitchen floor!


  • #63
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Could you imagine how the mad cat woman from http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055086933 would react to this thread if she was still crawling around. Comical wouldn't be the word!


    You can just imagine the individual involved, the cats being a substitute for human interaction.


  • #64
    'Ol Jack Chance
    Closed Accounts Posts: 337 ✭✭'Ol Jack Chance


    anniehoo wrote: »
    :D
    :eek:Head on over to Animal and Pet Issues....you'll get the reaction you wanted over there!
    Gotta love cats....ingenious little feckers...why poo in a mucky oul garden when you can do it on your cat-hating neighbours spotless kitchen floor!

    looks like its all over now baby blue:pac:


  • #65
    Wreck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,139 ✭✭✭Wreck


    baby_blu wrote: »
    ha ha ha OMG funniest thing ive ever seen ha, dont feel so bad about the cats now ill just close my window in future:)

    No no no don't do that. Go with your gut and kill the little fecker, thus taking your first step in your career as a serial killer.

    Alternatively, given your first reaction was to decide to kill your next door neighbour's beloved little kitty, I think you should probably seek psychiatric help before the voices you hear get out of hand.


  • #66
    baby_blu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭baby_blu


    'Ol wrote:
    looks like its all over now baby blue:pac:

    it isint;)


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  • #67
    baby_blu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭baby_blu


    Wreck wrote: »
    No no no don't do that. Go with your gut and kill the little fecker, thus taking your first step in your career as a serial killer.

    Alternatively, given your first reaction was to decide to kill your next door neighbour's beloved little kitty, I think you should probably seek psychiatric help before the voices you hear get out of hand.

    killing it wasnt my first reaction

    leaving the **** on my neighbours front door was...

    but it passed


  • #68
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    The cat was probably called Fingers McGee and didnt realise what it had done and then took it to feedback and had his account and thread deleted..............


  • #69
    BKtje
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,063 ✭✭✭BKtje


    yes i have no pets so i know it was 1 of the neighbours runts
    Could also have been a wild cat of course or some other nocturnal creature...

    ...probably not though.


  • #70
    Riddle101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,441 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Well it's your own fault for leaving your stupid window open. Your just lucky it was a cat and not a burgular


  • #71
    flanum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    Riddle101 wrote: »
    Your just lucky it was a cat and not a burgular
    ..and if it had been a cat-burglar...
    :eek:


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  • #72
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,100 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    flanum wrote: »
    ..and if it had been a cat-burglar...
    :eek:
    Then the cat burgler would have stolen the cat before it could poo.


  • #73
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Turd burgler tbh.


  • #74
    Steve_o
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Then the cat burgler would have stolen the cat before it could poo.

    lol:D


  • #75
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    What a stupid thread and hysterical response from the OP.

    Most unlikely a cat shat on your floor.
    Cats are clean animals and dispose of their poo by covering it up.
    If a cat effected an entry, again most unlikely he/she would crimp one out in the middle of a clean floor,cats don't do that,the are careful where they unload for territorial reasons.Under the bed ,in a corner ,on a carpet would be much more likely.
    Only very confident and macho cats with necks like Johnny Adair and scars to match will tonk one out in open spaces and not give a bollix who sees it.

    So to progress this further, you are seeking a 10 to 18kg cat,not too well kept,smelling of piss,and carrying a don't fcuk with me attitude.

    I wish you luck OP,I know about these things ,you see.


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