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baby_blu · 22-07-2008 11:22am #1

ok i came into my kitchen this morning to find a lump of poo on my kitchen floor. I had left my window open last night to air out the place and a few things had been knocked from the windowstill when i came in, i had assumed it was just the wind. Our neighbour has a pile of cats could it have been one of them as we have no pets at all

Kinetic^ · 22-07-2008 11:24am

Pics poo or gtfo!!

Duggy747 · 22-07-2008 11:24am

If there's bits of steel in it then it's probably mine.

Sorry.

EDIT: Any chance of getting it back or did you get rid of it already?

Pighead · 22-07-2008 11:24am

Don't suppose you have any neighbours that go by the name of Flutter, Flutts or Bantam?

castie · 22-07-2008 11:28am

Kinetic^ wrote: »

Pics poo or gtfo!!

poo and gtfo!!

fixed that

m@cc@ · 22-07-2008 11:31am

baby_blu wrote: »

ok i came into my kitchen this morning to find a lump of poo on my kitchen floor. I had left my window open last night to air out the place and a few things had been knocked from the windowstill when i came in, i had assumed it was just the wind. Our neighbour has a pile of cats could it have been one of them as we have no pets at all

What? Like a follow-through?

Adam · 22-07-2008 11:32am

m@cc@ wrote: »

What? Like a follow-through?

In the industry, we call that a shart.

'Ol Jack Chance · 22-07-2008 11:33am

sounds like a pile of sh!te to me

Ruu_Old · 22-07-2008 11:33am

Post it back to your neighbours.

Steve_o · 22-07-2008 11:42am

Ruu wrote: »

Post it back to your neighbours.

lol....

Sleepwalkingpooing by any chance??

22-07-2008 11:43am

Ruu wrote: »

Post it back to your neighbours.

I don't see the OP getting Christmas cards after that Ruu

Phlann · 22-07-2008 11:43am

Sorry man, I couldn't hold it.

Btw I wouldn't use the kitchen towel for a while.

baby_blu · 22-07-2008 11:45am

CAN A MOD MOVE THIS PLEASE I WAS LOOKING FOR SERIOUS ANSWERS I OBVIOUSLY POSTED IN THE WRONG PLACE

'Ol Jack Chance · 22-07-2008 11:48am

welcome to ah

Steve_o · 22-07-2008 11:48am

baby_blu wrote: »

CAN A MOD MOVE THIS PLEASE I WAS LOOKING FOR SERIOUS ANSWERS I OBVIOUSLY POSTED IN THE WRONG PLACE

Calm down, calm down we're only messing...

Serious answer? It was the cats, got in the window cause it was warm in the house, knocked some stuff off the window cill on the way down, decided to take a dump, probably laughed for a bit (cause cats are smart) and then legged it!!! lesson?? Don't leave windows open at night...sorted!

monkeyfudge · 22-07-2008 11:49am

But you didn't ask a question.

You just felt the need to let us all know that someone or something did a poo in your kitchen.

Phlann · 22-07-2008 11:49am

baby_blu wrote: »

CAN A MOD MOVE THIS PLEASE I WAS LOOKING FOR SERIOUS ANSWERS I OBVIOUSLY POSTED IN THE WRONG PLACE

Not to be pedantic, but you didn't really ask any questions that we could answer. I'll answer now, if you like.

Q. Did your neighbours cat do it?

A. I don't know, I wasn't there.

Adam · 22-07-2008 11:50am

monkeyfudge wrote: »

But you didn't ask a question.

You just felt the need to let us all know that someone or something did a poo in your kitchen.

/thread

Also, surely you've seen enough shit in your life to be able to tell the difference between human produce and that of a cat??

Steve_o · 22-07-2008 11:51am

Phlann wrote: »

Not to be pedantic, but you didn't really ask any questions that we could answer. I'll answer now, if you like.

Q. Did your neighbours cat do it?

A. I don't know, I wasn't there.

Only someone who was there would say that... all evidence points to Phlann imo!!:pac:

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 22-07-2008 11:51am

You're my boy blu!

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 22-07-2008 11:52am

baby_blu wrote: »

CAN A MOD MOVE THIS PLEASE I WAS LOOKING FOR SERIOUS ANSWERS I OBVIOUSLY POSTED IN THE WRONG PLACE

OMG I'M SO SUPER SERIAL!

m@cc@ · 22-07-2008 11:52am

baby_blu wrote: »

CAN A MOD MOVE THIS PLEASE I WAS LOOKING FOR SERIOUS ANSWERS I OBVIOUSLY POSTED IN THE WRONG PLACE

:pac: I don't know you'll get a serious answer anywhere since its not a serious problem.

Phlann · 22-07-2008 11:53am

Sure move it to the personal issues forum, just for the craic :pac:

22-07-2008 11:53am

baby_blu wrote: »

CAN A MOD MOVE THIS PLEASE I WAS LOOKING FOR SERIOUS ANSWERS I OBVIOUSLY POSTED IN THE WRONG PLACE

Wait a second......... you come into AH with your raving about waking up finding a big pile of **** in your kitchen & you want serious answers?

That is so ''the pot calling the kettle black'' imho ! :mad:

Adam · 22-07-2008 11:53am

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

OMG I'M SO SUPER SERIAL!

Quiet, you'll give me such a raging clue.

monkeyfudge · 22-07-2008 11:54am

Mirror wrote: »

/thread

Also, surely you've seen enough shit in your life to be able to tell the difference between human produce and that of a cat??

It might have been one of the Thundercats.

Cheetara perhaps...

Adam · 22-07-2008 11:56am

monkeyfudge wrote: »

It might have been one of the Thundercats.

Cheetara perhaps...

Snarf! :eek:

Sherifu · 22-07-2008 11:56am

baby_blu wrote: »

CAN A MOD MOVE THIS PLEASE I WAS LOOKING FOR SERIOUS ANSWERS I OBVIOUSLY POSTED IN THE WRONG PLACE

Lol. And it only took you 11 replies to realise it.

jigglywoo · 22-07-2008 11:56am

It could have been chocolate, did you give it a lick to make sure?

baby_blu · 22-07-2008 11:57am

Steve_o wrote: »

Don't leave windows open at night...sorted!

its a joke i cant leave my windows open, a bit of rat poison on my window still should do the trick

baby_blu · 22-07-2008 11:58am

monkeyfudge wrote: »

But you didn't ask a question.

You just felt the need to let us all know that someone or something did a poo in your kitchen.

read the last line of the original post

Phlann · 22-07-2008 11:58am

baby_blu wrote: »

its a joke i cant leave my windows open, a bit of rat poison on my window still should do the trick

So you'll wake up to find a dead cat in your kitchen next time... how much better is that, honestly?

baby_blu · 22-07-2008 11:59am

Phlann wrote: »

Not to be pedantic, but you didn't really ask any questions that we could answer.

read the last line of the original post

22-07-2008 11:59am

baby_blu wrote: »

its a joke i cant leave my windows open, a bit of rat poison on my window still should do the trick

Hi Goebells?

Steve_o · 22-07-2008 11:59am

jigglywoo wrote: »

It could have been chocolate, did you give it a lick to make sure?

This thread even brought a lurker out!!! Brilliant!!!

May have been chocolate, hey blu, taste and let us know!!

JaneyMc · 22-07-2008 11:59am

I am very surprised there have been no lol cats doing poos here yet.

Phlann · 22-07-2008 12:00pm

baby_blu wrote: »

read the last line of the original post

read the last four words of that sentence you quoted

'Ol Jack Chance · 22-07-2008 12:00pm

Problem: Poo not where should be .

Solution: simple your neighbours obviously hate you. skin them and the cat alive.

baby_blu · 22-07-2008 12:00pm

m@cc@ wrote: »

:pac: I don't know you'll get a serious answer anywhere since its not a serious problem.

so some flea infested creature climbs in your window and ****s on your floor and its not serious?

baby_blu · 22-07-2008 12:01pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Wait a second......... you come into AH with your raving about waking up finding a big pile of **** in your kitchen & you want serious answers?

That is so ''the pot calling the kettle black'' imho ! :mad:

wel its what happened what else did ya want me to say

Adam · 22-07-2008 12:01pm

baby_blu wrote: »

so some flea infested creature climbs in your window and ****s on your floor and its not serious?

What the shag would you like us to do about it?!

Noob!!

Sorry guys, it was warranted... -_-

Steve_o · 22-07-2008 12:02pm

baby_blu wrote: »

so some flea infested creature climbs in your window and ****s on your floor and its not serious?

No... A flea infested creature eating a family member would be serious!

m@cc@ · 22-07-2008 12:02pm

baby_blu wrote: »

so some flea infested creature climbs in your window and ****s on your floor and its not serious?

You live on your own don't you?

baby_blu · 22-07-2008 12:03pm

Phlann wrote: »

So you'll wake up to find a dead cat in your kitchen next time... how much better is that, honestly?

oh he wont be in ill get some netting on my window, he can go back and die in his owners kitchen

localhothead · 22-07-2008 12:03pm

anyone who leaves ground floor windows open at night in this day and age is asking for it anyway .
that cat is obviously waaaay ahead of you in the IQ stakes .

Phlann · 22-07-2008 12:03pm

Maybe we should stop slagging this guy, he might never come back and I for one am interested to see how this story ends.

m@cc@ · 22-07-2008 12:05pm

Are you sure it was a cat and not a constipated gypsy?

baby_blu · 22-07-2008 12:05pm

Phlann wrote: »

read the last four words of that sentence you quoted

no pets at all

yes i have no pets so i know it was 1 of the neighbours runts

whats your point?

m@cc@ · 22-07-2008 12:06pm

baby_blu wrote: »

no pets at all

yes i have no pets so i know it was 1 of the neighbours runts

whats your point?

The question everyone else is asking you.

baby_blu · 22-07-2008 12:06pm

localhothead wrote: »

anyone who leaves ground floor windows open at night in this day and age is asking for it anyway .
that cat is obviously waaaay ahead of you in the IQ stakes .

thats the thing- I LIVE ON THE FIRST FLOOR , the little runts been jumping from the shed roof onto my window still

el_tiddlero · 22-07-2008 12:08pm

i'm not buying the cat theory..
if a robber breaks into your house they enter a heightened state of concentration and nervousness - the slightest disturbance causes them to lose control of their bowels.. its very common for people to wake up in the morning and come downstairs to find all their stuff gone and steaming piles of poo everywhere.
i think that's what happened - a thief came to rob you, got disturbed by a friendly cat and shat himself..
as to how it ended up on the floor, well, any experienced thief will know of this phenomenon, and so they all wear backless trousers..
case closed.

OMG

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