Watching a movie - then sex scene - and your dad!

darkman2 · 19-05-2008 4:09am #1

Anyone feel uncomfortable watching sex in front of your dad - I do anyway. It may be a film but once it starts im out of the room. I dont know why but it just seems uncomfortable. I know some half wit will come on and say 'I watch sex with my da all the time' but for most it just does not happen. I wonder why? Why is it awkward?

Strangely watching it with 'my ma' is not so uncomfortable........she seems more understanding.

Dave! · 19-05-2008 4:11am

Because you're both thinking about riding the same chick?

kmart6 · 19-05-2008 4:12am

I avoid it by not watching TV with the parents!

Have no prob watching sex scenes with YOUR MA though:D(now that that's outta the way the thread can continue:p)

darkman2 · 19-05-2008 4:13am

DaveMcG wrote: »

Because you're both thinking about riding the same chick?

hmmm interesting - possibly but its still awkward. Dont know why

Ruu_Old · 19-05-2008 4:20am

Always been the same here too. *gets up and coughs loudly to drown out noise from telly* "I'm making some tea, want a cup?"

Xavi6 · 19-05-2008 4:21am

It's cause parents aren't meant to know what sex is but situations like this give you a sudden realisation that maybe they infact do partake and he's probably lashin yore ma out of it the same way he's thinkin about that bird on screen.

darkman2 · 19-05-2008 4:22am

Ruu wrote: »

Always been the same here too. *gets up and coughs loudly to drown out noise from telly* "

Thats what I do. lol. Or I anticipate what is coming.........and up to my own telly.
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Black Swan · 19-05-2008 4:23am

Watch a steamy scene with my Da? Well, he's pretty cool, but errrrr, no thanks! (Now a b/f... that's a different matter, ha!).;)

the whole year inn · 19-05-2008 4:37am

I always watch sex scenes with your family your father is one randy dirty bastard wish I could say the same about your mother ...sigh .

hint don't watch porn with your parents!

Overheal · 19-05-2008 8:33am

a few years ago we were all having a few; my brothers and I were playing poker, my sis was either playing or watching too and theres my dad in the next room lounged back on the couch whatever late-night freeporn comes on those channels like scifi and whatever. There was no way I was leaving that table though, I was winning.

Mr. CooL ICE · 19-05-2008 8:38am

Don't feel strange about it tbh. My parents may have been born in the 50s, but they ain't no spring chickens

Although, myself and my sister were trying to convince my mother to watch jackass a few years ago. Unfortunately, the second sketch they showed was when preston was being beaten by the dominatrices. Needless to say, she wasn't too pleased.

c - 13 · 19-05-2008 8:46am

I don't see any issue here. I don't really feel uncomfortable if that were to come on while watching TV with either parent.

Unless of course he were to turn around and say something along the lines of - "Thats some seriously hot stuff there, I wish your mother was into that. Is this making you hard ? Because its making me hard ... just wondering ya know ?"

In which case I would be predictably freaked the **** out.

javaboy · 19-05-2008 8:54am

I remember Forrest Gump was on telly once while my granda was visiting. There's a scene where Jenn-ay is topless and my mam did the whole cough cough make tea change channel thing. He was about 85 and she was in her 40's. Some things never change.

Sherifu · 19-05-2008 9:22am

darkman2 wrote: »

Strangely watching it with 'my ma' is not so uncomfortable........she seems more understanding.

Hmmm, Oedipus helps.

eldeabroad · 19-05-2008 10:05am

....dont know wheather to say...

giggidy giggidy

or

fap fap fap

delete as appropriate...

xzanti · 19-05-2008 10:08am

I was in the car with my dad the other day and that Nichol Sherzinger song came on, you know the one with Timbaland, and the part where she starts moaning/simulating orgasm started... Utter silence in the car, most uncomfortable few seconds of my life

Overheal · 19-05-2008 10:10am

DaveMcG wrote: »

Because you're both thinking about riding the same chick?

you mean you dont know how to share?

Zzippy · 19-05-2008 11:01am

c - 13 wrote: »

I don't see any issue here. I don't really feel uncomfortable if that were to come on while watching TV with either parent.

Unless of course he were to turn around and say something along the lines of - "Thats some seriously hot stuff there, I wish your mother was into that. Is this making you hard ? Because its making me hard ... just wondering ya know ?"

In which case I would be predictably freaked the **** out.

Brilliant!

19-05-2008 11:04am

What would your dad be doing in the sex scene?

javaboy · 19-05-2008 11:22am

Deleted User wrote: »

What would your dad be doing in the sex scene?

What would yore da be doing? Yore ma! What else? : oldrolleyes:

funk-you · 19-05-2008 11:23am

I think it's hilarious when a sex scene comes on. It means it's time for my Da's warning about women. And i quote,

"See that? Thats how they get their claws into you. Just wait til you've had your fun then all of a sudden, BANG out come the dressing gown and rollers and yer spendin your Sundays at atlantic and yer Mondays broke."

Gotta love him.

-Funk

Gobán Saor · 19-05-2008 11:26am

Well, my teenage daughters are strangely reticent to continue watching a sex scene if I'm in the room. They change the channel or make their excuses and leave. Quite sweet really:D:D

Overheal · 19-05-2008 11:28am

javaboy wrote: »

: oldrolleyes:

Quoted For Great Justice.

token56 · 19-05-2008 11:31am

Well watching "40 year old virgin" with your dad their isn't great to be honest

Lockstep · 19-05-2008 11:36am

Watching a sex movie with my parents isn't too bad.

Except when they decide to act it out,
I especially dislike their conscription policy.

I remember back in school when us kids were in our Goldeneye phase and my friend lent me the video to watch. I was watching it when my grandad came in to sit down right suddenly the scene where Xenia is screwing the boat captain came on.

javaboy · 19-05-2008 11:36am

token56 wrote: »

Well watching "40 year old virgin" with your dad their isn't great to be honest

Yeah I watched that the other night with the OH's parents in the room. They're much cooler with that kind of thing and there's no real awkwardness but I wouldn't be able to sit through most of that film with my dad in the room.

The funny thing about the 40 yr old virgin is that if you laugh at the virgin jokes in it while your parents are there, they are bound to be thinking about whether you are/aren't a virgin. Awkward if you're a youngfla or youngwan.

Overheal · 19-05-2008 11:42am

javaboy wrote: »

The funny thing about the 40 yr old virgin is that if you laugh at the virgin jokes in it while your parents are there, they are bound to be thinking about whether you are/aren't a virgin. Awkward if you're a youngfla or youngwan.

I knew the jig was up personally when I couldnt stop laughing at marijuana jokes during movies while my parents were present

RonMexico · 19-05-2008 11:45am

My Dad starts making a very obvious fake laugh and then says in a really cheery voice - "Go out and make the sandwiches there boss!" and then starts to piss himself laughing no matter who or how many people are present. The bastard

javaboy · 19-05-2008 11:46am

Overheal wrote: »

I knew the jig was up personally when I couldnt stop laughing at marijuana jokes during movies while my parents were present

Oh you mean like in Meet The Parents when they are listening to Puff the Magic Dragon? Oh wait. Meet The Parents wasn't funny.

/trudges off to find rusty blade for Ben Stiller :mad:

Lockstep · 19-05-2008 11:48am

javaboy wrote: »

/trudges off to find rusty blade for Ben Stiller :mad:

NOONE messes with Ben Stiller.

He was in Zoolander FFS!

funk-you · 19-05-2008 11:52am

kickoutthejams wrote: »

NOONE messes with Ben Stiller.

He was in Zoolander FFS!

Worst film EVER.

-Funk

javaboy · 19-05-2008 11:53am

kickoutthejams wrote: »

NOONE messes with Ben Stiller.

He was in Zoolander FFS!

The only reason De Niro isn't getting the same treatment is because he has enough great films to compensate. Ben Stiller doesn't. I like him in a few films but along with Will Ferrell, he is probably one of the most overrated comedy actors out there at the moment.

Lockstep · 19-05-2008 11:58am

funk-you wrote: »

Worst film EVER.

-Funk

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb241/dcdc2/gtfo.gif

I love that image:D
I disliked Ben Stiller and Will Ferrell in a lot of movies, but to me, Zoolander is one of the finest movies.

funk-you · 19-05-2008 12:04pm

javaboy wrote: »

along with Will Ferrell, he is probably one of the most overrated comedy actors out there at the moment.

+ So many it makes my ass scream. Can't stand those guys.

-Funk

Lockstep · 19-05-2008 12:05pm

funk-you wrote: »

+ So many it makes my ass scream. Can't stand those guys.

-Funk

How can you diss Will Ferrell?

Didn't you ever see Elf?

GENIUS!

funk-you · 19-05-2008 12:11pm

kickoutthejams wrote: »

How can you diss Will Ferrell?

Didn't you ever see Elf?

GENIUS!

Boo! Anyway the writers deserve the credit, all he did was prance around like a sap.

-Funk

StormWarrior · 19-05-2008 12:12pm

My dad was watching a graphic documentary of a woman giving birth once when I was in the room. Why???? I was only about 9. It was embarrassing.

Lockstep · 19-05-2008 12:18pm

funk-you wrote: »

Boo! Anyway the writers deserve the credit, all he did was prance around like a sap.

-Funk

I was messing.

Elf was an awful film.

19-05-2008 12:26pm

kickoutthejams wrote: »

I remember back in school when us kids were in our Goldeneye phase and my friend lent me the video to watch. I was watching it when my grandad came in to sit down right suddenly the scene where Xenia is screwing the boat captain came on.

Pity you there mate, that would of been terribly awkward. The noises out of yer one.

I find the subject VERY uncomfortable around all my family. I remember walking into the sitting room and my dad was watching a cassette version of Sliver that I didn't know we had in the house.....walked straight back out while letting out a big cough...

mike65 · 19-05-2008 12:34pm

Never a problem at any age I have to say - watching stuff like Barberalla (okay its light-weight but with nekkidness/sci-fi sex) with the parents when I was 12 or 13.

Mike.

funk-you · 19-05-2008 12:36pm

kickoutthejams wrote: »

I was messing.

Elf was an awful film.

-Funk

Mossy Monk · 19-05-2008 12:40pm

I once watched porn with my father. Very odd.

Hudson 4 ever · 19-05-2008 12:45pm

Yeah this is the exact kind of thing which I would have hated before I became a Nihilist

Matthewthebig · 19-05-2008 12:47pm

Mossy Monk wrote: »

I once watched porn with my father. Very odd.

you watched porn of your dad?

you sick freak

jester77 · 19-05-2008 1:14pm

After reading the title this thread was a bit of a disappointment

Blazer · 19-05-2008 2:11pm

Remember coming back from the pub with the parents etc.
Bravo channel was on and this guy was giving head to a gorgeous blonde..
Old lady roars out to the old fella...get in here quick..
He comes in...she points to screen saying "that's how it's done".
I'm there groaning to myself thinking oh mfg..

funk-you · 19-05-2008 2:16pm

Mathew Reilly wrote: »

Remember coming back from the pub with the parents etc.
Bravo channel was on and this guy was giving head to a gorgeous blonde..
Old lady roars out to the old fella...get in here quick..
He comes in...she points to screen saying "that's how it's done".
I'm there groaning to myself thinking oh mfg..

:eek::eek::eek: F/ck me thats worse than hearing them at it.

-Funk

antodeco · 19-05-2008 3:30pm

Why do they always walk in right at a sex scene? You could be watching 7 hours of sex free tv, but the moment the sex scene comes on, they walk in!

diamondp · 19-05-2008 3:31pm

Well thank you for the best laugh. Ive been sitting at work board outta my skull and skingy eyed with tiredness but this thread has really woken me up. Btw cant do the sex watching with parents thing so understand were people are cuming from. But some comments did cheer up my afternoon, thanks you.

:D:D:D

funk-you · 19-05-2008 4:10pm

antodeco wrote: »

Why do they always walk in right at a sex scene? You could be watching 7 hours of sex free tv, but the moment the sex scene comes on, they walk in!

I think it's called the Embarrodetecter. You get fitted with one in the maternity ward.

-Funk

billymitchell · 19-05-2008 6:10pm

Just reminded me of a cringey story with me and my old fashioned parents!!!
Just to set the scene, my folks watch Hearbeat, late late and Pat Short, thats it!!
So I was at home one evening watching the TV, Late Late was just finished, so I grabbed the remote and being wary that the folks were in the room, I said I would try put on something not too offensive. So next thing I saw on E4, "Top 100 Drama's of all time". So i thought that'll do nicely, Drama = Boring, no worries. Remote put down, settle down for a snooze fest before bed

So anyway, what was the next "top" drama that comes on, "Queer as Folk"...... First scene is one guy w*nking off another, then there is some guy bumming another guy. Then there was the "famous" coming out scene.(I never seen the show before, but allegedly that was a famous scene)

So I was so frozen with shock over the whole thing, i left it on the whole way through. Needless to say the folks made a swift exit out of the room to have a little chat,no doubt have a "talk" about me!!

Watching a movie - then sex scene - and your dad!

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