Watching a movie - then sex scene - and your dad!

darkman2 · 19-05-2008 4:09am #1

Anyone feel uncomfortable watching sex in front of your dad - I do anyway. It may be a film but once it starts im out of the room. I dont know why but it just seems uncomfortable. I know some half wit will come on and say 'I watch sex with my da all the time' but for most it just does not happen. I wonder why? Why is it awkward?

Strangely watching it with 'my ma' is not so uncomfortable........she seems more understanding.

Dave! · 19-05-2008 4:11am

Because you're both thinking about riding the same chick?

kmart6 · 19-05-2008 4:12am

I avoid it by not watching TV with the parents!

Have no prob watching sex scenes with YOUR MA though:D(now that that's outta the way the thread can continue:p)

darkman2 · 19-05-2008 4:13am

DaveMcG wrote: »

Because you're both thinking about riding the same chick?

hmmm interesting - possibly but its still awkward. Dont know why

Ruu_Old · 19-05-2008 4:20am

Always been the same here too. *gets up and coughs loudly to drown out noise from telly* "I'm making some tea, want a cup?"

Xavi6 · 19-05-2008 4:21am

It's cause parents aren't meant to know what sex is but situations like this give you a sudden realisation that maybe they infact do partake and he's probably lashin yore ma out of it the same way he's thinkin about that bird on screen.

darkman2 · 19-05-2008 4:22am

Ruu wrote: »

Always been the same here too. *gets up and coughs loudly to drown out noise from telly* "

Thats what I do. lol. Or I anticipate what is coming.........and up to my own telly.
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Black Swan · 19-05-2008 4:23am

Watch a steamy scene with my Da? Well, he's pretty cool, but errrrr, no thanks! (Now a b/f... that's a different matter, ha!).;)

the whole year inn · 19-05-2008 4:37am

I always watch sex scenes with your family your father is one randy dirty bastard wish I could say the same about your mother ...sigh .

hint don't watch porn with your parents!

Overheal · 19-05-2008 8:33am

a few years ago we were all having a few; my brothers and I were playing poker, my sis was either playing or watching too and theres my dad in the next room lounged back on the couch whatever late-night freeporn comes on those channels like scifi and whatever. There was no way I was leaving that table though, I was winning.

Mr. CooL ICE · 19-05-2008 8:38am

Don't feel strange about it tbh. My parents may have been born in the 50s, but they ain't no spring chickens

Although, myself and my sister were trying to convince my mother to watch jackass a few years ago. Unfortunately, the second sketch they showed was when preston was being beaten by the dominatrices. Needless to say, she wasn't too pleased.

c - 13 · 19-05-2008 8:46am

I don't see any issue here. I don't really feel uncomfortable if that were to come on while watching TV with either parent.

Unless of course he were to turn around and say something along the lines of - "Thats some seriously hot stuff there, I wish your mother was into that. Is this making you hard ? Because its making me hard ... just wondering ya know ?"

In which case I would be predictably freaked the **** out.

javaboy · 19-05-2008 8:54am

I remember Forrest Gump was on telly once while my granda was visiting. There's a scene where Jenn-ay is topless and my mam did the whole cough cough make tea change channel thing. He was about 85 and she was in her 40's. Some things never change.

Sherifu · 19-05-2008 9:22am

darkman2 wrote: »

Strangely watching it with 'my ma' is not so uncomfortable........she seems more understanding.

Hmmm, Oedipus helps.

eldeabroad · 19-05-2008 10:05am

....dont know wheather to say...

giggidy giggidy

or

fap fap fap

delete as appropriate...

xzanti · 19-05-2008 10:08am

I was in the car with my dad the other day and that Nichol Sherzinger song came on, you know the one with Timbaland, and the part where she starts moaning/simulating orgasm started... Utter silence in the car, most uncomfortable few seconds of my life

Overheal · 19-05-2008 10:10am

DaveMcG wrote: »

Because you're both thinking about riding the same chick?

you mean you dont know how to share?

Zzippy · 19-05-2008 11:01am

c - 13 wrote: »

I don't see any issue here. I don't really feel uncomfortable if that were to come on while watching TV with either parent.

Unless of course he were to turn around and say something along the lines of - "Thats some seriously hot stuff there, I wish your mother was into that. Is this making you hard ? Because its making me hard ... just wondering ya know ?"

In which case I would be predictably freaked the **** out.

Brilliant!

19-05-2008 11:04am

What would your dad be doing in the sex scene?

javaboy · 19-05-2008 11:22am

Deleted User wrote: »

What would your dad be doing in the sex scene?

What would yore da be doing? Yore ma! What else? : oldrolleyes:

funk-you · 19-05-2008 11:23am

I think it's hilarious when a sex scene comes on. It means it's time for my Da's warning about women. And i quote,

"See that? Thats how they get their claws into you. Just wait til you've had your fun then all of a sudden, BANG out come the dressing gown and rollers and yer spendin your Sundays at atlantic and yer Mondays broke."

Gotta love him.

-Funk

Gobán Saor · 19-05-2008 11:26am

Well, my teenage daughters are strangely reticent to continue watching a sex scene if I'm in the room. They change the channel or make their excuses and leave. Quite sweet really:D:D

Overheal · 19-05-2008 11:28am

javaboy wrote: »

: oldrolleyes:

Quoted For Great Justice.

token56 · 19-05-2008 11:31am

Well watching "40 year old virgin" with your dad their isn't great to be honest

Lockstep · 19-05-2008 11:36am

Watching a sex movie with my parents isn't too bad.

Except when they decide to act it out,
I especially dislike their conscription policy.

I remember back in school when us kids were in our Goldeneye phase and my friend lent me the video to watch. I was watching it when my grandad came in to sit down right suddenly the scene where Xenia is screwing the boat captain came on.

javaboy · 19-05-2008 11:36am

token56 wrote: »

Well watching "40 year old virgin" with your dad their isn't great to be honest

Yeah I watched that the other night with the OH's parents in the room. They're much cooler with that kind of thing and there's no real awkwardness but I wouldn't be able to sit through most of that film with my dad in the room.

The funny thing about the 40 yr old virgin is that if you laugh at the virgin jokes in it while your parents are there, they are bound to be thinking about whether you are/aren't a virgin. Awkward if you're a youngfla or youngwan.

Overheal · 19-05-2008 11:42am

javaboy wrote: »

The funny thing about the 40 yr old virgin is that if you laugh at the virgin jokes in it while your parents are there, they are bound to be thinking about whether you are/aren't a virgin. Awkward if you're a youngfla or youngwan.

I knew the jig was up personally when I couldnt stop laughing at marijuana jokes during movies while my parents were present

RonMexico · 19-05-2008 11:45am

My Dad starts making a very obvious fake laugh and then says in a really cheery voice - "Go out and make the sandwiches there boss!" and then starts to piss himself laughing no matter who or how many people are present. The bastard

javaboy · 19-05-2008 11:46am

Overheal wrote: »

I knew the jig was up personally when I couldnt stop laughing at marijuana jokes during movies while my parents were present

Oh you mean like in Meet The Parents when they are listening to Puff the Magic Dragon? Oh wait. Meet The Parents wasn't funny.

/trudges off to find rusty blade for Ben Stiller :mad:

Lockstep · 19-05-2008 11:48am

javaboy wrote: »

/trudges off to find rusty blade for Ben Stiller :mad:

NOONE messes with Ben Stiller.

He was in Zoolander FFS!

funk-you · 19-05-2008 11:52am

kickoutthejams wrote: »

NOONE messes with Ben Stiller.

He was in Zoolander FFS!

Worst film EVER.

-Funk

Watching a movie - then sex scene - and your dad!

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