Did you ever make a Sex Tape?

some random drunk · 23-03-2012 7:42pm

johnayo wrote: »

Why did I not meet these girls back in the day.:mad:

She was a 19 yr old and I was late 20s. Young ones these days are mad, what with the influence of easily accessible streaming porn etc.

Red Hand · 23-03-2012 7:43pm

MrStuffins wrote: »

Well, according to your Username, i'd hate to think what you get up to in YOUR sex tapes!

That was a trial experiment. The (red) sex tape is still stuck to my hand. And my hand is still stuck to...:eek:

patwicklow · 23-03-2012 7:43pm

Dont need to make a sex tape have mirrored ceilings

token101 · 23-03-2012 7:45pm

patwicklow wrote: »

Dont need to make a sex tape have mirrored ceilings

Celtic Tiger was good to you then! Did you spend your SSIAs on that?

Fiona · 23-03-2012 7:45pm

patwicklow wrote: »

Dont need to make a sex tape have mirrored ceilings

Yeah ya see I would not be able to relax with that as I would keep thinking they were going to fall down on top of me!

patwicklow · 23-03-2012 7:49pm

mrs crilly wrote: »

Yeah ya see I would not be able to relax with that as I would keep thinking they were going to fall down on top of me!

Na such a great view from all angles best investment ever in the house:D

El Horseboxo · 23-03-2012 7:50pm

Did once on my phone last year. Was a one night stand and the girl wanted me to. Not really my kinda thing. Anyways she sent it to herself and then headed back to Norway 2 days later. One of my mates came across it on my phone a few weeks later when looking at videos of Dublin winning the Sam and began showing it to mates. Why mates would wanna see another mates hard cock is beyond me.

Fiona · 23-03-2012 7:52pm

patwicklow wrote: »

Na such a great view from all angles best investment ever in the house:D

Nah prefer sideways or else head on view

Chuck Stone · 23-03-2012 7:52pm

El Horseboxo wrote: »

Why mates would wanna see another mates hard cock is beyond me.

I'd hazard a guess it wasn't your cock they were interested in seeing.

patwicklow · 23-03-2012 7:54pm

mrs crilly wrote: »

Nah prefer sideways or else head on view

hmm well any time you wanna see my mirror let me know:D

Micky Dolenz · 23-03-2012 8:00pm

dark crystal wrote: »

Can't think of anything worse than watching yourself back in the nip bouncing and thrusting away with a 'sex face' on.

Oh the inhumanity of it :eek:

It can actually be quite hot. It will be some fun looking back on them in years to come when sex is a distant recorded memory.

WoollyRedHat · 23-03-2012 8:07pm

smash wrote: »

Her sex tape is crap. It's just a bad bj.

Its as if it's the first time she has ever heard of a penis

Brain Stroking · 23-03-2012 8:14pm

Made one there a couple of weeks ago. Have to say it is hot as hell watching it back. Had to ejaculate into a condom though. Would have ruined my webcam otherwise.

Next step: sex tape with a girl

smash · 23-03-2012 8:28pm

Brain Stroking wrote: »

Made one there a couple of weeks ago. Have to say it is hot as hell watching it back. Had to ejaculate into a condom though. Would have ruined my webcam otherwise.

Next step: sex tape with a girl

Princess Peach · 24-03-2012 12:25am

krudler wrote: »

ppfff, philistines, sex blu-rays are where its at now

Wrong again! What you wanna do is make a video with the 3D cam on your Nintendo 3DS

Or so I've heard.....

Deus Ex Machina · 24-03-2012 12:38am

There's four videos of me masturbating up online and two of my ex blowing me. I used to have something of the exhibitionist in me. Come to think of it I should take those down.

Fiona · 24-03-2012 12:46am

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

There's four videos of me masturbating up online and two of my ex blowing me. I used to have something of the exhibitionist in me. Come to think of it I should take those down.

Ah give us a look before you take them down

Deus Ex Machina · 24-03-2012 12:53am

mrs crilly wrote: »

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

There's four videos of me masturbating up online and two of my ex blowing me. I used to have something of the exhibitionist in me. Come to think of it I should take those down.

Ah give us a look before you take them down

Just look up Lexington Steele on YouPorn and imagine a white version of his weapon.

Then cut that in half.

Twice.

And then take a few inches off it.

Big Johnson · 24-03-2012 12:56am

Made one a few years ago with dirty Bertie in his JCB

Snowie · 24-03-2012 1:05am

course I'm doing multi angles with my i phone, Ive got my go pro head cam for those Pov moments and my 5d mk2 sitting on a 24 wide angle for the wide smile shots great crack... :cool:

:pac:

44leto · 24-03-2012 1:48am

I don't think I could I would feel the camera is watching.

Nah Never ever make a sex tape or allow any intimate photos,,,people we are in the instantaneous impulsive internet age.,,,,,,,,,Well unless you like exhibitionism.

Princess Peach · 24-03-2012 1:55am

44leto wrote: »

I don't think I could I would feel the camera is watching.

Nah Never ever make a sex tape or allow any intimate photos,,,people we are in the instantaneous impulsive internet age.,,,,,,,,,Well unless you like exhibitionism.

The camera can be a turn on sometimes.

And its fine if you fully trust the person in possession of it.

stupidusername · 24-03-2012 1:56am

patwicklow wrote: »

Na such a great view from all angles best investment ever in the house:D

nah, mirrors to the side are better. mirrors on the ceiling only allow for you to be in one position, to the side....all sorts.

44leto · 24-03-2012 2:01am

Princess Peach wrote: »

The camera can be a turn on sometimes.

And its fine if you fully trust the person in possession of it.

Time passes and peoples hearts do change, trust, but remember over 50% marriages end in divorce and that is always a messy affair and sometimes very bitter.

Hmm So in the future Princess Peach may become a reluctant porn star:D

Princess Peach · 24-03-2012 2:05am

44leto wrote: »

Time passes and peoples hearts do change, trust, but remember over 50% marriages end in divorce and that is always a messy affair and sometimes very bitter.

Hmm So in the future Princess Peach may become a reluctant porn star:D

I'm gonna have to admit existence of stuff here. But couldn't trust the possessor more. Even if we do break up he's an honest guy and a good guy and that won't ever change, even if our relationship does.

I guess if your gonna do things just be smart about who you do it with, and I am.

44leto · 24-03-2012 2:08am

Princess Peach wrote: »

I'm gonna have to admit existence of stuff here. But couldn't trust the possessor more. Even if we do break up he's an honest guy and a good guy and that won't ever change, even if our relationship does.

I guess if your gonna do things just be smart about who you do it with, and I am.

You have no idea, I take it you are young. You wouldn't believe what a separation can do to people, its unbelievable.

Richard Hillman · 24-03-2012 2:10am

My ex had a phone clip of her giving me a BJ. I would imagine she deleted it or kept it in case i became famous.

I miss that wild bitch

Princess Peach · 24-03-2012 2:10am

44leto wrote: »

You have no idea, I take it you are young. You wouldn't believe what a separation can do to people, its unbelievable.

And you don't know him so you have no idea. Just cause you haven't met anyone you can trust with these things, or had bad experiences doesn't mean it will be bad for everyone.

mymalovesme · 24-03-2012 2:11am

Does a sex tape with yer Ma count? To be fair .. she does love me?

44leto · 24-03-2012 2:16am

Princess Peach wrote: »

And you don't know him so you have no idea. Just cause you haven't met anyone you can trust with these things, or had bad experiences doesn't mean it will be bad for everyone.

These people were all in love once, I could spam this thread with stories of just recent break up, (mainly caused by the depression) and mine wouldn't be the worse.

Babybuff · 24-03-2012 2:18am

I think I may have but I was very drunk so I couldn't really say

Catari Jaguar · 24-03-2012 2:19am

Richard Hillman wrote: »

My ex had a phone clip of her giving me a BJ. I would imagine she deleted it or kept it in case i became famous.

I miss that wild bitch

Gail Platt? Durty.

Princess Peach · 24-03-2012 2:21am

44leto wrote: »

These people were all in love once, I could spam this thread with stories of just recent break up, (mainly caused by the depression) and mine wouldn't be the worse.

My point is I made videos for a guy and I know that no matter what I do to him in the future, nobody will see them. And I am not being naive or young here, that's just the guy he is. And I'm sorry if you can't understand that, but it is true.

To sum up the thread, sex tapes are fine if with the right person. And you should know that before you even make it.

Ronin247 · 24-03-2012 2:25am

Once got the offer to star in a porn film for £300 sterling per day but I turned it down......

Couldn't afford it

dermiek · 24-03-2012 2:25am

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Just look up Lexington Steele on YouPorn and imagine a white version of his weapon.

Then cut that in half.

Twice.

And then take a few inches off it.

Then get the square root of whats left.

:pac::pac::pac:

The Snipe · 24-03-2012 2:33am

boneyarsebogman wrote: »

krudler wrote: »

ppfff, philistines, sex blu-rays are where its at now

With the interactive menu, including the opportunity to change camera angles. Not forgetting the commentary.

"and here you can see, twenty seconds in... He has his first and last orgasm!"

stupidusername · 24-03-2012 2:50am

Obviously nobody makes a video with someone they don't trust.

And no i'm not speaking from a bad experience,i'm just not that naive.

I made one with my first boyfriend.don't think he even watched it after. It was just a fun thing to do. I wouldn't do it again though,it could've ended badly.

wardy2 · 24-03-2012 3:13am

does my hand count ?

ElleEm · 26-03-2012 2:14pm

Princess Peach wrote: »

I'm gonna have to admit existence of stuff here. But couldn't trust the possessor more. Even if we do break up he's an honest guy and a good guy and that won't ever change, even if our relationship does.

I guess if your gonna do things just be smart about who you do it with, and I am.

I am exactly the same. My partner is so protective over our intimate stuff and I am positive he would never do anything untoward with it. Same way he trusts me. I hate the way it's always "oh the guy will show it to his mates/ put it on the internet".... women can do it too!!!

Sex tapes are hot, by the way!! Never thought it would be as fun. My boyfriend wanted to try it, so I was doing it more for him but once we got going I loved it!

MrStuffins · 26-03-2012 2:23pm

So much naivety floating around in this thread!

Princess Peach · 26-03-2012 2:40pm

stupidusername wrote: »

Obviously nobody makes a video with someone they don't trust.

And no i'm not speaking from a bad experience,i'm just not that naive.

I made one with my first boyfriend.don't think he even watched it after. It was just a fun thing to do. I wouldn't do it again though,it could've ended badly.

So do you think if things had ended badly with that relationship, he was the kind of guy who would have said *B*tch broke my heart, lets show everyone the video?"

Good guys just don't do that no matter how bad the break up is.

MrStuffins wrote: »

So much naivety floating around in this thread!

So much distrust of boyfriends nobody has ever met floating around in this thread!

For the people who think its a bad idea cause people will break up and the video WILL go public, think of what you would do yourself. If you had made one with an ex you had a bad break up with, would you have made it public? Or are you a good person?

bnt · 26-03-2012 2:41pm

Yeesh. I have no wish to ever see a recording of myself in flagrante delicto, and I seriously doubt that anyone else does, either. It's a good thing that lights can be turned off.

prinz · 26-03-2012 2:44pm

Princess Peach wrote: »

Good guys just don't do that no matter how bad the break up is.

Every single "celebrity" sex-tape yet has been accompanied with some such rubbish....... "I never thought it would ever become public............." Not that via the other party is the only way these can come to be more widely known.

Procasinator · 26-03-2012 2:44pm

Princess Peach wrote: »

Good guys just don't do that no matter how bad the break up is.

You do sound very naive. But let's say the guy would never leak the tape. Does it not enter into your head that someone else could leak it? Things do get stolen, lost, e.t.c and it could end up in the hands of a "bad" person.

smash · 26-03-2012 2:46pm

Princess Peach wrote: »

For the people who think its a bad idea cause people will break up and the video WILL go public, think of what you would do yourself.

If you're not famous, it's not like a mass audience will see it or even give a shít about it.

Princess Peach · 26-03-2012 2:46pm

prinz wrote: »

Every single "celebrity" sex-tape yet has been accompanied with some such rubbish....... "I never thought it would ever become public............." Not that via the other party is the only way these can come to be more widely known.

Yeah but people can make money from those, nobody is gonna pay to see me :pac:

prinz · 26-03-2012 2:49pm

Princess Peach wrote: »

Yeah but people can make money from those, nobody is gonna pay to see me :pac:

Until your face is used on a website banner advertising some dating/porn/webcam site or other.

Princess Peach · 26-03-2012 2:50pm

prinz wrote: »

Until your face is used on a website banner advertising some dating/porn/webcam site or other.

You obviously have never seen my face :pac:

prinz · 26-03-2012 2:50pm

smash wrote: »

If you're not famous, it's not like a mass audience will see it....

How many people use redtube and the likes these days?

smash · 26-03-2012 2:51pm

prinz wrote: »

Until your face is used on a website banner advertising some dating/porn/webcam site or other.

Which is illegal as you never signed a model release form, and it's also copyright theft. :rolleyes:

prinz wrote: »

How many people use redtube and the likes these days?

How many of them are going to notice you in an amateur sex tape, where lets face, you don't really focus on the face!

Did you ever make a Sex Tape?

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