Things that should be illegal?

Oranage2 · 15-06-2012 10:29am #1

Although we want less of a nanny state there are still things that should illegal for our own good.

so what things shouldn't be allowed that are?

who what when · 15-06-2012 10:31am

Alcohol, without a doubt!

SafeSurfer · 15-06-2012 10:32am

Enda Kenny talking.

that is all.

Biggins · 15-06-2012 10:32am

Complacency.

Africa · 15-06-2012 10:33am

Banking Derivatives.

Banking exec bonuses.

Politicians expenses on that kind of a salary.

Atari Jaguar.

Redlion · 15-06-2012 10:33am

It should be illegal to close off licences at 10 o'clock!

madma · 15-06-2012 10:33am

tequilla

frag420 · 15-06-2012 10:34am

Butter, cheese, mayo, garlic and Louis Walsh

BattleCorp · 15-06-2012 10:34am

Retired politicians and ex government ministers being able to draw their pensions immediately while the rest of us muppets have to wait til we are either 65/67/68. :mad:

BunShopVoyeur · 15-06-2012 10:34am

Cigarettes. I say that as a smoker.

jester77 · 15-06-2012 10:37am

Street begging & chuggers

the groutch · 15-06-2012 10:41am

Donedeal & Gumtree.

SEPT 23 1989 · 15-06-2012 10:43am

Travellers

Richard Hillman · 15-06-2012 10:44am

Chuggers and people calling to your door unannounced

frag420 · 15-06-2012 10:44am

the groutch wrote: »

Donedeal & Gumtree.

I read that as Donegal & Gumtree!!

KTRIC · 15-06-2012 10:44am

Not killing people that annoy you

boreder · 15-06-2012 10:45am

Wearing pajamas outside of your house.

Eathrin · 15-06-2012 10:47am

Leitrim

europa11 · 15-06-2012 10:48am

Chanting "You'll never beat the Irish" at sporting events.

15-06-2012 10:48am

stealing bikes. Like MP3's apparently its illegal but nobody has ever been arrested.

mikemac1 · 15-06-2012 10:50am

Skangers with fireworks

This estate does be like Fallujah at certain times of the year

hairyprincess · 15-06-2012 10:52am

Me. I'm so fricking hot, I shouldn't be allowed out

Fizman · 15-06-2012 10:53am

Paul Green.

Best username ever · 15-06-2012 10:53am

The Irish soccer team

Crooked Jack · 15-06-2012 11:01am

who what when wrote: »

Alcohol, without a doubt!

You'll be the first up against the wall in the new Ireland.
But its ok, the firing squad will all miss cause they'll be pissed

flutterflye · 15-06-2012 11:02am

Rain in the summer.

Cee-Jay-Cee · 15-06-2012 11:12am

Rocky 'fúcking' road to Poland.

Jedward.

Twink appearing in public...the dirty dog faced aul bag.

ScumLord · 15-06-2012 11:22am

Corporations. They've got a stranglehold on humanity.

davet82 · 15-06-2012 11:22am

Women voting

AnonoBoy · 15-06-2012 11:28am

Anybody who uses the phrase, "The evidence is all there on Youtube if you just watch the videos."

Africa · 15-06-2012 11:44am

ScumLord wrote: »

Corporations. They've got a stranglehold on humanity.

Corporations are people too. Technically.

AnonoBoy · 15-06-2012 11:47am

Africa wrote: »

Corporations are people too. Technically.

Technically they're not. They're corporations.

Africa · 15-06-2012 11:56am

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Technically they're not. They're corporations.

...dont know do you then?

Despite not being 'actual people', corporations are recognised by the law to have rights and responsibilities like people. Corporations can exercise human rights, are conceptually immortal but they can 'die' when they are dissolved and can even be convicted of criminal offenses.

"Corporate personhood" is a legal based bit of jargon that says a corporation may sue and be sued in court in the same way as person can.

Follow ups for you; "The Corporation" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0379225/) and "Inside Job" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1645089/)

Glad I could educate

Real Life · 15-06-2012 12:03pm

i cant really think of anything that should be illegal that isnt already, but i can think of plenty that shouldnt be illegal

Gummy Panda · 15-06-2012 12:05pm

hairyprincess wrote: »

Me. I'm so fricking hot, I shouldn't be allowed out

I was going to say that about bear love but I thought it was too cheesey

Corkfeen · 15-06-2012 12:06pm

The morbidly obese wearing bikinis. :rolleyes: And i'm not referring to people who are simply a bit overweight, i'm referring to those who are unnecessarily overweight yet feel the need to show their numerous folds of flesh. My eyes just don't need it. :pac:

Cookie_Monster · 15-06-2012 12:16pm

being obese, there's no cause or reason for it apart from sheer laziness and/or stupidity. make them all run on treadmills in public for our amusement as punishment - the jiggles, they're hypnotic

AsianDub · 15-06-2012 12:17pm

chewing gum

ilovefridays · 15-06-2012 12:19pm

frag420 wrote: »

I read that as Donegal & Gumtree!!

Haha I thought it was Donegal too, till i read it again

Frynge · 15-06-2012 12:22pm

frag420 wrote: »

Butter, cheese, mayo, garlic and Louis Walsh

All that in the one sitting is surly illegal already

ian87 · 15-06-2012 12:37pm

Women who feel the need to acquire that nasal "D4" accent even though they come from ballygobackwards and grew up on a sheep farm somewhere in the wesht. Those who marry men who have done well for themselves tend to be often but not exclusively afflicted by this annoying habit. These women soon forget their shít encrusted wellys background and believe themselves to be cosmopolitan yummy mumy go getters who grew up in the hallowed halls of BTs from an early age and ate roulades and terrines everyday as youngsters. In reality it was stitched up hand me downs from their older sisters and older cousins and the dinner consisted of Mammys overboiled bacon, cabbage and a mountain of floury spuds.

sbsquarepants · 15-06-2012 12:43pm

Being paid a state pension, while earning a state paid wage.
Private companies can do whatever the fúckk they want, that's their money.

admiralofthefleet · 15-06-2012 12:46pm

cold calling and door to door sales people, technically the same thing

M cebee · 15-06-2012 12:50pm

garda checkpoints-hate them

Income tax

Fat ugly women

Lapin · 15-06-2012 1:17pm

Odaise Gaelach · 15-06-2012 1:19pm

Everything that I dislike or don't agree with. Easy.

aaronjumper · 15-06-2012 1:25pm

Africa wrote: »

...dont know do you then?

Despite not being 'actual people', corporations are recognised by the law to have rights and responsibilities like people. Corporations can exercise human rights, are conceptually immortal but they can 'die' when they are dissolved and can even be convicted of criminal offenses.

"Corporate personhood" is a legal based bit of jargon that says a corporation may sue and be sued in court in the same way as person can.

Follow ups for you; "The Corporation" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0379225/) and "Inside Job" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1645089/)

Glad I could educate

There was an overpowering waft of smug off that post, well done :pac:

The Government falsifying information to placate us or bully us.
But it would be a pointless law as they don't respect the actual laws, so my fictional ones don't stand a chance.

christmas2012 · 15-06-2012 2:10pm

alcohol should be illegal ,because if it was discovered today youd probably only get it on prescription..

RoboRat · 15-06-2012 2:17pm

Trade unions - self serving bullying arseholes.

Nothingbetter2d · 15-06-2012 2:20pm

BunShopVoyeur wrote: »

Cigarettes. I say that as a smoker.

tax on cigarettes, I say that as a smoker

aaronjumper · 15-06-2012 2:24pm

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

tax on cigarettes, I say that as a smoker

The prices are high enough already. I say that as a smoker.

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