talk to a complete stranger!!!!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: Hi Mom!
You: hi dad!
Stranger: Who's your daddy!
You: i am?
You: oh wait
You: he is?
Stranger: Perhaps she is
Stranger: you know...
You: interesting...
Stranger: with all those gays getting children
You: true
Stranger: one has to be the dad right?
Stranger: else the relationship is just doomed
You: wat if shes hot and i wanna screw her?
You: like she aint my real momma
You: dadda
Stranger: opportunities lie at every step
You: like here
Stranger: I'd go for it, regardless
You: hello sexy momma!
Stranger: my mom is died, she died from cancer 3 years ago...
You: ouch
Stranger: don't make fun of that, please
You: well internet can be ur new momma
Stranger: yeah but my new momma has like a gazillion people on her
Stranger: to be honest, it's not much of a change from my previous mother
You: well whats wrong with group sex?
Stranger: (she was a whore)
You: its still good
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Cunny-Funt wrote: »

words

ROFL.


Anyhow:
Stranger: top five favorite bands, now
You: I hate music.
Stranger: i hate you.



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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: why is my right boob lower then my left slightly?
You: You again?
Stranger: i duuno
Stranger: what was the last conv like
You: Stop following me.
You: Weirdo.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: any craic?
Stranger: no bitch cya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: Are you the internet?
You: I am.
You: Internet says : KILL ALL
Stranger: I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR YOU!
You: I'm here now baby
You: Look behind you
Stranger: I don't know if I can kill everyone. Can it just be children?
You: I'm there too
Stranger: OH ****.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi?
You: ARE YOU THE INTERNET?
Stranger: Not really
You: DAMN I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THE INTERNET ON THIS PC
Stranger: ich liebe dich lange zeit
You: Ich LIEBE SIE AUCH
You: SIND SIE DORT?
Stranger: Idk wtf got typed but my buddy typed it when I went to get me a soda
You: BITTE VERLASSEN Sie MICH NICHT.
You: Ich LIEBE IHREN KUMPEL
Stranger: Im being serious...
You: SO AM I?
You: DO YOU SPEAK GERMAN
You: Ich MUSS GELIEBT FÜHLEN
Stranger: I told you my bud typed it while I got up
You: IS HE THERE?
Stranger: No i don't, Just make it stop!
Stranger: Sadly i kicked him now he doesnt wanna type
You: IT WILL HAPPEN TILL WE ALL DIE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

First attempt = FAIL

Stranger: Ronaldo.
You: KRIEG?
Stranger: Ronaldo.
You: KRIEG?
Stranger: ein/
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Look like people don't like the Irish

You: ?
Stranger: aloha!
You: Noodle
Stranger: what?
You: Noodle = Hello in Irish
Stranger: r u a irish?
You: yes
Stranger: oh ****

I love this site! I need more friends

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: i'm going to do a poo at paul's!

Stranger: nice

You: ooooooh yeah

Stranger: and im going to do a pii

Stranger: do you like carrots?

You: yeah i was watching it, what did you think? i'm glad the storyline's finished now

You: dragged on way too long

You: i was screaming at danielle for WEEKS to tell ronnie

Stranger: well its truth

Stranger: i prefer grapes

You: you're right, archie is an evil bastard, but he's a great actor

You: what do you think will happen with him and ronnie now?

You: tbh i think phil should beat the **** out of him

Stranger: i think that him and ronnie are gays

Stranger: what do you think about that?

You: i see where you're coming from that violence isn't the answer but in this instance he deserved it

You: i mean it's his fault his granddaughter's dead

Stranger: could be

Stranger: but they like penis

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: ola?

Stranger: hello

You: asl?

Stranger: ola senor!

Stranger: como estas

You: WTF

Stranger: muy bien

You: speak english man

Stranger: why

Stranger: what is ola?

You: because I can't speak spanish

Stranger: me neither

You: ola is Irish for hello

Stranger: ok

Stranger: ola then

You: it might also be spanish but the stole it from us.

You: asl?

Stranger: 25

Stranger: you stole pub from us!

You: pub is short for publican house and that english

You: The only thing we ever stole is the heart of a fair maiden

Stranger: or its short for pubes

You: no i think you pubes is short for pubic hair.

You: Whats ET short for?

Stranger: enemy territory

You: no because he has short legs

Stranger: wha?

You: ET - Phone home?

Stranger: extra terrestrial

You: read over it again. ..... and prepare to laugh

Stranger: i did. and dont get it

You: This convo is full of WIN

You: Game

Stranger: whats win?

You: You just lost it

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You: Oh ****. I knew he'd find me!

You: Now you know how to copy and paste ho about you practise with your parents bank details. Try post them here

Stranger: 65465453-154654

Stranger: hah i did it

Stranger: you thought i couldnt

You: Wow thats really good. Now see can you do it with their social security number

Stranger: 165418-5647

Stranger: whats next, whats next

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Stranger: ive seen also other nerds pull this game **** on me

You: Who you calling a nerd niggah?

Stranger: who else would copypaste this **** here

You: /b/

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You: Hey hey
Stranger: my my
Stranger: you know that song?
You: No but you can sing it to me
Stranger: ok
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYV6PAckr5w
Stranger: there's me singing
You: I like to wake up to the sound of singing
Stranger: me too!
You: No way, you have youtube??? I can't use it here
Stranger: is it blocked?
You: I miss the singing, now I'm deaf
Stranger: you're in China?
You: no hospital
Stranger: oh, what happened?
You: the firewall blocks many things
Stranger: like engine from the passenger compartment
You: My company went bankrupt and I borrowed money from the wrong sort of people, i couldn't pay it back, so well they did some pretty nasty stuff
Stranger: that doesn't sound nice
Stranger: what did your company do?
You: It's all good though, the doctor's say it won't leave a permanent scar
You: we sold property
Stranger: like real estate?
You: the funny thing is. you know how you can buy organs on he black market, well I borrowed half a million, lost my ears and all, but I can buy "donor" ears for 20 thousand each!! I can actually make a profit on this
You: yeah, basiclly real estate, the recession didn't really help
Stranger: I've learned that now isn't the best time to sell
Stranger: you still have that .5 mil?
You: the only problem is, it's only places like India or bangledash where there's a blackmarket in body parts, so I'd have to get a black persons ears
You: I'm not racist but I think I'd look funny (being white) with black ears
You: I have about half the money left
You: so what do you do
Stranger: study
You: oh cool, what do you study?
You: Do you use MSN?
Stranger: business...
Stranger: nope, I try to stay away from Microsoft
You: It's a good area to get into?
Stranger: well, it depends how the economy turns into
You: I used to use it, but then got into skype but my earphones keep falling off
You: it's tricky with no ears
Stranger: must be
You: have you seen the film hostel?
Stranger: no?
You: I was thinking maybe, just maybe if there is such a place they could source me a white guys ears
You: Oh, you should watch it, it's quite good
Stranger: ok, I write a note to myself for watching it
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: do you have any other qualifications regarding ears
Stranger: just that they have to be white
You: yeah I don't mean to be fussy, but I mean just say you loved me and I asked you to marry me, whould it not put you off if I had funny ears
You: maybe I could get the black ones and jsut go on a sun bed quite a lot???
Stranger: or try the treatments that Michael Jackson's had
Stranger: but only for ears
You: i thought he had a genetic disorder? anyway he's not my type, I'd rather marry someone not famous
You: and female
You: also I'm thirty so I'm about twenty years too old for him
Stranger: actually I'm not familiar with his epicrisis either
You: ok, I'm gonna have to go, it was very nice talking, but the nurse is coming over, he's got the gay and I think he fancies me, he keeps giving me bed baths
You: I'm getting kinda used to them now and if I think of a hot chick it doesn't really count does it?
Stranger: no, I don't think it does
Stranger: good luck anyway

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Stranger: Você viu alguem dizendo "Luiza kdkd" ?
Hola, ¿ Donde has estado ? (8) Anahí Giovanna, eu te amo tanto, você não tem noção *-*
Beatriz, kdkd ?
You: I had one of those once but the wheel broke off...

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Stranger: Hello, I'm Jewish.
You: jewish or jew-ish?

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