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What do you do in the shower?

  • 18-10-2012 10:38pm
    #1
    supernova84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 972 ✭✭✭


    I like to sing. I also find it a good place to think. What kind of things do you do in the old rain closet?


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  • #2
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    Get wet


  • #3
    Ledger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Ledger


    supernova84 wrote: »
    I like to sing. I also find it a good place to think. What kind of things do you do in the old rain closet?

    Wash? :confused:


  • #4
    Degag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,982 ✭✭✭Degag


    Generally clean myself really. Good for a tug though also.


  • #5
    jaydoxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 334 ✭✭jaydoxx


    Brush my teeth when I'm in a rush, minty toe style!


  • #6
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,316 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    shave


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  • #7
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    supernova84 wrote: »
    What do you do in the shower?

    Eat breakfast, read the paper, make some calls, the usual stuff really.


  • #8
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Pffft.....what don't I do in the shower!


  • #9
    mud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    Smoke fags and flick the bean.


  • #10
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Clean other people's pubes out of the plughole.
    Which is kind of weird since I live alone.


  • #11
    Ebbs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,142 ✭✭✭Ebbs


    http://images.wildammo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/time_spent_in_shower.jpg


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  • #12
    IceFjoem
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 399 ✭✭IceFjoem


    I usually just play pass the parcel with my mates.


  • #13
    Captain Chaos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    Play hide the lufa.


  • #14
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Scrub my balls and cock, then arse, and then face:eek: I really need to get that in proper order.


  • #15
    hattoncracker
    Registered Users Posts: 1,091 ✭✭✭hattoncracker


    Eat soup., takes a while but I always feel full after!!


  • #16
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Have pretend arguments. And win.


  • #17
    Voltex
    Registered Users Posts: 1,580 ✭✭✭Voltex


    Win arguments that Im gonna have with my boss


  • #18
    Brussels Sprout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,486 ✭✭✭Brussels Sprout


    3 minutes washing myself followed by 7 minutes of motivating myself to get back out into the cold cold bathroom


  • #19
    Light Switch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 263 ✭✭Light Switch


    Play Fifa.


  • #20
    Voltex
    Registered Users Posts: 1,580 ✭✭✭Voltex


    keith16 wrote: »
    Have pretend arguments. And win.
    Dam..had I not previewed my post I would have been in before ya!


  • #21
    Captain Danger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33 ✭Captain Danger


    Usually just lie on the bath floor crying, holding myself, and listening to Celine Dion.


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  • #22
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Wave at my audience


  • #23
    Rayne Wooney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,136 ✭✭✭✭Rayne Wooney


    Beat the bishop


  • #24
    saiint
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭saiint


    its impossible to ejaculate in a cold shower




    *waits for people to say im wrong*


  • #25
    Outkast_IRE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,516 ✭✭✭Outkast_IRE


    write stuff with my finger on the steamed up glass :D


  • #26
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Voltex wrote: »
    Dam..had I not previewed my post I would have been in before ya!

    Save it for the shower pal


  • #27
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    What goes on in the shower ... stays in the shower. (gross)


  • #28
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    <insert banned phrase begining with Y>


  • #29
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    1. Put shower gel on my chest and rub it all over my chest, arms and back of my neck. Scrub these places with the facecloth

    2. Get the scrubbing brush thing and scrub my feet, heels and knees.

    3. Shower gel on the face and scrub with the facecloth.

    4. Shower gel under the ball sack and over it and gently scrub with facecloth. Notice how i leave that place til last.


    You asked, I answered.


  • #30
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Where To wrote: »
    Clean other people's pubes out of the plughole.
    Which is kind of weird since I live alone.

    Wash nervously whilst keeping watch for the crazed taxi man dude whose hot water I keep robbing!

    (the anxiety is making my hair fall out)


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  • #31
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    wash my notcher then scratch the life out of it


  • #32
    Thomas828
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    Spend several minutes getting the temperature of the shower just right so that I don't get scalded or have to wash myself in a lukewarm spray.

    I'm probably in the minority of people who don't sing in the shower.


  • #33
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,507 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Urinate.


  • #34
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Sing.

    For some strange reason I never sound as good as I do when I'm in the shower.


  • #35
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Outkast_IRE wrote: »
    write Draw naughty stuff with my finger on the steamed up glass :D

    Much more fun. ;)


  • #36
    reginald
    Registered Users Posts: 97 ✭✭reginald


    Shave my man pussy and pretend to be Buffalo bill


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  • #37
    EoghanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    Wash myself


  • #38
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    reginald wrote: »
    Shave my man pussy and pretend to be Buffalo bill

    Lol, did you wait four years to post that?


  • #39
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    I post on boards:(


  • #40
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Make bubble beards.
    Contemplate fixing all life's problems, immediately forget proposed solutions as I dry off.
    Decide I'm going to be productive, then wind up sitting on my bed in a towel browsing boards for a half hour or more.


  • #41
    reginald
    Registered Users Posts: 97 ✭✭reginald


    Ghandee wrote: »
    Lol, did you wait four years to post that?

    Yes, my laptop was given back to me by the authorities today


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  • #42
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    reginald wrote: »
    Shave my man pussy and pretend to be Buffalo bill
    Ghandee wrote: »
    Lol, did you wait four years to post that?

    It was worth the wait!
    reginald wrote: »
    Yes, my laptop was given back to me by the authorities today

    :eek:


  • #43
    Ebbs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,142 ✭✭✭Ebbs


    reginald wrote: »
    Yes, my laptop was given back to me by the authorities today

    Were you in jail for the last 4 years?

    Im guessing you have some very interesting shower storys so...


  • #44
    reginald
    Registered Users Posts: 97 ✭✭reginald


    Ebbs wrote: »
    Were you in jail for the last 4 years?

    Im guessing you have some very interesting shower storys so...


    For sure, i bring a whole new meaning to the term "afternoon delight"


  • #45
    Max Power
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭Max Power


    Make toasted ham and cheese sandwichs.


  • #46
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    I make amazingly simple and straight forward decisions that will change my life for the better, then I step out of the shower and the world asserts its awkward frigidness.


  • #47
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,507 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    FionnMcCool87 wrote: »
    Make toasted ham and cheese sandwichs.

    You seem to like your food soggy.


  • #48
    reginald
    Registered Users Posts: 97 ✭✭reginald


    FionnMcCool87 wrote: »
    Make toasted ham and cheese sandwichs.

    or a soggy biscuit


  • #49
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    reginald wrote: »
    Shave my man pussy and pretend to be Buffalo bill

    oh.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bLy26TwtyI


  • #50
    MeIsGod
    Registered Users Posts: 79 ✭✭MeIsGod


    Handstand pushups


  • #51
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,297 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    Shave.



    Ah no, I'm only codding, I don't shave.


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