What do you do in the shower?

supernova84

I like to sing. I also find it a good place to think. What kind of things do you do in the old rain closet?

squod

Get wet

Ledger

supernova84 wrote: »

I like to sing. I also find it a good place to think. What kind of things do you do in the old rain closet?

Wash?

Degag

Generally clean myself really. Good for a tug though also.

jaydoxx

Brush my teeth when I'm in a rush, minty toe style!

Grayson

shave

Son Of A Vidic

supernova84 wrote: »

What do you do in the shower?

Eat breakfast, read the paper, make some calls, the usual stuff really.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Pffft.....what don't I do in the shower!

mud

Smoke fags and flick the bean.

Where To

Clean other people's pubes out of the plughole.
Which is kind of weird since I live alone.

Ebbs

http://images.wildammo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/time_spent_in_shower.jpg

IceFjoem

I usually just play pass the parcel with my mates.

Captain Chaos

Play hide the lufa.

pragmatic1

Scrub my balls and cock, then arse, and then face:eek: I really need to get that in proper order.

hattoncracker

Eat soup., takes a while but I always feel full after!!

keith16

Have pretend arguments. And win.

Voltex

Win arguments that Im gonna have with my boss

Brussels Sprout

3 minutes washing myself followed by 7 minutes of motivating myself to get back out into the cold cold bathroom

Light Switch

Play Fifa.

Voltex

keith16 wrote: »

Have pretend arguments. And win.

Dam..had I not previewed my post I would have been in before ya!

Captain Danger

Usually just lie on the bath floor crying, holding myself, and listening to Celine Dion.

Gummy Panda

Wave at my audience

Rayne Wooney

Beat the bishop

saiint

its impossible to ejaculate in a cold shower




*waits for people to say im wrong*

Outkast_IRE

write stuff with my finger on the steamed up glass

keith16

Voltex wrote: »

Dam..had I not previewed my post I would have been in before ya!

Save it for the shower pal

TheUsual

What goes on in the shower ... stays in the shower. (gross)

the groutch

<insert banned phrase begining with Y>

PizzamanIRL

1. Put shower gel on my chest and rub it all over my chest, arms and back of my neck. Scrub these places with the facecloth

2. Get the scrubbing brush thing and scrub my feet, heels and knees.

3. Shower gel on the face and scrub with the facecloth.

4. Shower gel under the ball sack and over it and gently scrub with facecloth. Notice how i leave that place til last.


You asked, I answered.

Ghandee

Where To wrote: »

Clean other people's pubes out of the plughole.
Which is kind of weird since I live alone.

Wash nervously whilst keeping watch for the crazed taxi man dude whose hot water I keep robbing!

(the anxiety is making my hair fall out)

admiralofthefleet

wash my notcher then scratch the life out of it

Thomas828

Spend several minutes getting the temperature of the shower just right so that I don't get scalded or have to wash myself in a lukewarm spray.

I'm probably in the minority of people who don't sing in the shower.

Mr.Crinklewood

Urinate.

Sing.

For some strange reason I never sound as good as I do when I'm in the shower.

Mickey H

Outkast_IRE wrote: »

write Draw naughty stuff with my finger on the steamed up glass

Much more fun.

reginald

Shave my man pussy and pretend to be Buffalo bill

EoghanIRL

Wash myself

Ghandee

reginald wrote: »

Shave my man pussy and pretend to be Buffalo bill

Lol, did you wait four years to post that?

Boombastic

I post on boards:(

krudler

Make bubble beards.
Contemplate fixing all life's problems, immediately forget proposed solutions as I dry off.
Decide I'm going to be productive, then wind up sitting on my bed in a towel browsing boards for a half hour or more.

reginald

Ghandee wrote: »

Lol, did you wait four years to post that?

Yes, my laptop was given back to me by the authorities today

Mickey H

reginald wrote: »

Shave my man pussy and pretend to be Buffalo bill

Ghandee wrote: »

Lol, did you wait four years to post that?

It was worth the wait!

reginald wrote: »

Yes, my laptop was given back to me by the authorities today

:eek:

Ebbs

reginald wrote: »

Yes, my laptop was given back to me by the authorities today

Were you in jail for the last 4 years?

Im guessing you have some very interesting shower storys so...

reginald

Ebbs wrote: »

Were you in jail for the last 4 years?

Im guessing you have some very interesting shower storys so...

For sure, i bring a whole new meaning to the term "afternoon delight"

Max Power

Make toasted ham and cheese sandwichs.

Shryke

I make amazingly simple and straight forward decisions that will change my life for the better, then I step out of the shower and the world asserts its awkward frigidness.

Mr.Crinklewood

FionnMcCool87 wrote: »

Make toasted ham and cheese sandwichs.

You seem to like your food soggy.

reginald

FionnMcCool87 wrote: »

Make toasted ham and cheese sandwichs.

or a soggy biscuit

TheUsual

reginald wrote: »

Shave my man pussy and pretend to be Buffalo bill

oh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bLy26TwtyI

MeIsGod

Handstand pushups

hairyprincess

Shave.



Ah no, I'm only codding, I don't shave.