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Do you have weird sayings/'catchphrases'

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    #32
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users Posts: 17,187 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    FaceKicker__ wrote: »
    I have a fierce habit of saying
    Ill kick you in the face

    You suck fake kicker.


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    #33
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    FaceKicker__ wrote: »
    I have a fierce habit of saying
    Ill kick you in the face
    The copycats can never match the original


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    #34
    LadyMayBelle
    Registered Users Posts: 5,095 ✭✭✭LadyMayBelle


    For an unknown reason I have started saying 'of an evening', for example, "What do you do of a Wednesday evening?' or 'What's on telly of a Sunday?'

    It drives my boyfriend nuts, but I honestly don't know where I picked it up, I mean it sounds dead old fashioned. Of an evening, I generally lurk on boards...see there, in every way of life i apply it!

    Aggh


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    #35
    Bonkers_xOx
    Registered Users Posts: 596 ✭✭✭Bonkers_xOx


    "Aw ye thunder cnut."


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    #36
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Ask. My. Arse.
    :P


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    #37
    weemcd
    Registered Users Posts: 6,420 ✭✭✭weemcd


    When a deadly lookin bird walks past on the street or is on tv when me and my mate are sitting watching it, i'll turn round to him, and without prompting he'll say, "that's none of my business." Catching on in other circles too.


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    #38
    mikemac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,986 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    "to beat off". Pronounced bate off

    So I say to my teammate in work, "ok it's 12:30 so I'm beating off now for lunch, see ya in an hour"

    I see nothing wrong with it, others obviously do!
    I'm going to continue using it now anyway


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    #39
    KarmaGarda
    Registered Users Posts: 1,009 ✭✭✭KarmaGarda


    When something takes a turn for the better: "We're suckin on the right tit now". Not sure why I started with that one. Possibly my obsession with breasts.

    A cousin of mine will always greet you with "How's yer balls".

    There's a guy at work who says to everyone first thing each morning "And how are you this fine morning" in a deeeeeeep scottish accent. It got quite annoying after a while.


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    #40
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Whoopsadaisydoodles (surprisingly)

    Ballsology

    Janey Macaroni

    Fúckity fúck

    Scrumdiddly

    Nick nack paddy whack (I don't like the word knacker)

    Dooo iiiiit

    oh, and I always say 'up at cock crow' and I always get funny looks for it, specially when I said it to the cute builder guy in work :o


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    #41
    CCCP^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,749 ✭✭✭CCCP^


    "That'll ding dang do".

    "**** it".


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    #42
    kerchow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18 ✭kerchow


    Gee Bag, **** stain, shove it up your hole, kick in the hole, knob jockey, **** stick, that'll go down like a cold cup of sick, ye munter, cheese ball.
    There are so many to choose from. Or Go **** right off, don't give a box of flying mickeys....... god what a potty mouth:rolleyes:


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    #43
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    kerchow wrote: »
    Gee Bag, **** stain, shove it up your hole, kick in the hole, knob jockey, **** stick, that'll go down like a cold cup of sick, ye munter, cheese ball.
    There are so many to choose from. Or Go **** right off, don't give a box of flying mickeys....... god what a potty mouth:rolleyes:

    well don't you sound just lovely :P


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    #44
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    When describing a vehicle in poor condition I will often refer to is as a ''Fucking handbag of a yoke.''

    Not sure where that one came from.


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    #45
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    "fuck you up with a pliers" is my new favourite phrase ;)


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    #46
    Takk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 484 ✭✭Takk


    Now Ye're Takkin'


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    #47
    ball
    Registered Users Posts: 479 ✭✭ball


    The ultimate in [subject] technology

    eg. I was really drunk last night

    "I was the ultimate in drunk technology last night"


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    #48
    pablomakaveli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    I say Gravy instead of great or excellent.

    For example:

    Friend:"pablomakaveli, someone hit Silvio Berlusconi in the face last week"
    Me: "Thats Gravy":D


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    #49
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Most commonly used:

    -'Ah Jaysus...'
    -'Fúck sake'
    -'Mother of Christ'
    -'For the love and honour of Jaysus'

    And then, one that I used for a while, that I have since dropped, but that may make a re-appearance:

    -'As I was saying...' and I mightn't have said anything at all!!!!


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    #50
    itac
    Registered Users Posts: 434 ✭✭itac


    ...after reading some of these, I don't feel *as* bad about mine...even thought I hate some of the ones I use!

    If someone I don't know that well/I'm in any way nervous around, asks how I am or how's things, I usually reply with...
    ahh...you know...rocknrollnthelike (or just rocknroll....)
    *usually accompanied by a bit a of sigh, a head tilt and/or a thumbs up*:confused:

    When I'm going to bed...
    "I'm off to bedfordshire...g'night"
    I know this was definitely in Bridget Jones, but I have no idea why almost 10 years or so after the film, I randomly say it!

    After living in Newcastle for a bit, I also tend to reply with
    "neebotha"
    if someone thanks me for doing something. Cue some explaining from me as to what it actually means, and why I say it, followed by a puzzled look from them, and no doubt, an inner thought of "why didn't she just say no bother then?!"

    I have also been known to use (and still do on a regular basis)
    *coolio
    *ciao for now
    and also lots of yawns when I'm nervous or bored in a situation...!:rolleyes:


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    #51
    JangoFett
    Registered Users Posts: 854 ✭✭✭JangoFett


    I say that "I'm getting a shower" and my friends think it's really odd that I say GET a shower. I don't get it


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    #52
    sky88
    Registered Users Posts: 8,689 ✭✭✭sky88


    i say awesomeness and seriously a lot and also put random curse words together to make new ones


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    #53
    Novella
    Registered Users Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    JangoFett wrote: »
    I say that "I'm getting a shower" and my friends think it's really odd that I say GET a shower. I don't get it

    Ah, I've a friend who says that as well and I think it's sooo weird! I'd say, "I'm going to take a shower" or "I'm going to have a shower". Getting a shower is just weird! :p


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    #54
    JangoFett
    Registered Users Posts: 854 ✭✭✭JangoFett


    Novella wrote: »
    Ah, I've a friend who says that as well and I think it's sooo weird! I'd say, "I'm going to take a shower" or "I'm going to have a shower". Getting a shower is just weird! :p

    Is he, like me, from the country? My friends think it's a country thing, my mother says get a shower too


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    #55
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    'I dunno if I need a ****e or a haircut'


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    #56
    Novella
    Registered Users Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    JangoFett wrote: »
    Is he, like me, from the country? My friends think it's a country thing, my mother says get a shower too

    Yeah, he's a country boy alright!!!


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    #57
    Rocky77
    Registered Users Posts: 43 ✭Rocky77


    I have a couple of stock answers for someone asks me how I am:

    "Rippin' and tearin' like an aul shirt" or "Strugglin' like a poor Longford farmer"

    I also usually reply to all compliments with

    a) Thanks, I made it myself, or
    b) Thanks, I've been practisng

    And my other catchphrase is "Well, you know what they always say, 'Time flies when you're < insert my real full name > '"


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    #58
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Adrienne Alive Neckerchief wrote: »
    'I dunno if I need a ****e or a haircut'

    Well your not using my f**king scissors so!


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    #59
    Useful.Idiot
    Registered Users Posts: 1,833 ✭✭✭Useful.Idiot


    finishing other people's sentences with "....said the Pirate!"


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    #60
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    when I finish a task/little job - "thats her done now"


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    #61
    INSCOPE
    Registered Users Posts: 28 ✭INSCOPE


    It is what it is. Or I've taken to calling everyone twats.


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