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Am I cool?

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    #32
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Cool?

    not sure, I just think you need to get out more.


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    #33
    Volvoboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,479 ✭✭✭Volvoboy


    Op there's better ways to get a ride.

    Also, the whole ''Woe is me'' craic dosesnt do if for the wimmmen.


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    #34
    phenomenon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 446 ✭✭phenomenon


    When you say you like the View, do you mean the American show or the Irish one presented by this guy ?

    Maybe he could be your friend. But more importantly, whats up with his ears?


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    #35
    Fizman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    OP, you are about as cool as a discarded piece of foreskin.




    /post circumcision (obviously)


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    #36
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    If you weren't frightened of being yourself you'd be cool. But you're not, because it seems to me, you think these you've listed things all qualify as cool. Some of them would, if the rest so profoundly didn't.


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    #37
    11811
    Registered Users Posts: 1,731 ✭✭✭11811


    you sir, are a legend.*











    *post may contain traces of sarcasm


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    #38
    galwayguy22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭galwayguy22


    I like to put on my only suit and go out to bars with other suits to pretend I am someone, does that make me cool?


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    #39
    Havermeyer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭Havermeyer


    Does your mother think you're cool?


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    #40
    [Jackass]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    You say it like it is. That's kind of cool.

    You need people's approval and to tell you - that's not cool.

    You don't need friends to be cool. James Dean was a angry loner (probably). He was cool. Plus he had a kick ass death! That made him even cooler.

    If you don't give a fu*k and do what you want, and don't care what anybody thinks of you and have unwaiving confidence in yourself despite what anyone thinks, then you will be more cool.


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    #41
    Panthro
    Registered Users Posts: 14,703 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    ur like a joke telephone,id play with u, but i wouldnt take u too seriously:D


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    #42
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    I think the fcuker is cool.

    He put it out there.


    Schmuck Rocks.


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    #43
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    ha ha ha imagine there actually was someone like that. And what the deuce are pigeon nipples


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    #44
    [Jackass]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    seanybiker wrote: »
    ha ha ha imagine there actually was someone like that. And what the deuce are pigeon nipples

    http://reactin.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/man-boobs.jpg


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    #45
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    is it possible to be hot and cool?


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    #46
    jester77
    Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    mehhh...


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    #47
    Epic Tissue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭Epic Tissue


    Shmuck wrote: »
    I have no friends.

    That's because of all those other things you listed. :rolleyes:


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    #48
    Kinetic^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Shmuck wrote: »
    Am I cool?

    No but you may very well be:
    1. a Gay
    2. a woman
    3. a transexual
    4. all of the above


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    #49
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Kinetic^ wrote: »
    No but you may very well be:
    1. a Gay
    2. a woman
    3. a transexual
    4. all of the above

    #4 makes him a bloke who likes chicks.


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    #50
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    [Jackass] wrote: »
    http://reactin.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/man-boobs.jpg
    Oh right. Thats just nasty


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    #51
    stepbar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭stepbar


    Shmuck wrote: »
    I'm twenty four.
    I have no friends.
    I like "indie music".
    My favourite bands are The Libertines, The Beatles and The Coral.
    I play the Guitar.
    I haven't got a girlfriend.
    My penis is 6 and a half inches long and chubby to boot.
    I tried weary skinny jeans for a year but my thighs are too fat.
    I tried wearing a black and white striped sailor top for a year but I had pigeon nipples so gave it up.
    I tried wearing winkle pickers for a year but kept falling over.
    I looked everywhere to buy a pair of brogues but could only find a pair with a rubber sole to them.
    I bought this pair of brogues (size 11) and looked like a wall bracket.
    I now wear normal jeans, sensible tops and trendy trainers.
    I like bossy women.
    I tend to aim low and go for the less attractive type.
    I like watching Supernatural.
    I go all D4 voiced when I feel over confident until I realise I'm doing the voice and become shy again.
    I bought an old suit and trilby and have never worn either.
    I have a Libertines Grenadier jacket that I'm too scared to wear anywhere.
    I've never been to a live gig in my life for fear of not "getting" it.
    I'm a really good dancer and have excellent rhythm.
    I like The View.
    I honestly think I'm a proper good looking bloke and can't understand why I don't get more dates.
    I can go for days and not wash but still smells quite nice.
    I love Disney films.
    I quite liked High School Musical.
    I didn't like High School Musical 2.
    I cry at sad or romantic films.
    I find black and asian women really attractive but don't think I could handle an "ethnic relationship".
    I've been caught **** at least 5 times but still feel no shame whatsoever.
    I never want to get married because I would have no one to be my best man.
    Nowadays I'm scared of getting into a long term relationship because she'll find out I have no friends at all.
    My voice gets all shaky and quivery when a fight breaks out because I'm so scared of being hit.

    Am I cool?

    It's (kinda) ok to be Gay. But telling people about it on After Hours.... Weeeell.... is seriously weird. Take it to the Sex and Sexuality Forum!!!!


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    #52
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    I don't think people should be taking the OP seriously (some appear to be).


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    #53
    stepbar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭stepbar


    Dudess wrote: »
    I don't think people should be taking the OP seriously (some appear to be).

    That's one serious post to not be serious :eek:


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    #54
    Kinetic^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Dudess wrote: »
    I don't think people should be taking the OP seriously (some appear to be).

    ZOMGZ, they took our jobs, they won't take our seriousnessnessness aways! :pac:


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