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What would you do if you met ET?

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    #32
    Mr Trade In
    Registered Users Posts: 1,705 ✭✭✭Mr Trade In


    I would use him to cure people of illnesses charging a Fcuk load of money.


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    #33
    Reindeer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭Reindeer


    I'd give them Neil deGrasse Tyson's phone number.


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    #34
    corktina
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    Ask for his passport...if he isn't from an EU country them he can gtfo,

    If he is from a planet within the EU (he could be, I don't know who's in and who's not nowadays), I'd show him where the Social Welfare hang out, teach him to drink ten pints of porter, get into a fight, be sick and fall over.

    Next, he'd need to know how to curse and lastly I'd teach him how to drive his spacecraft down the middle lane of the M50 at 90km/h and how not to indcate at roundabouts.

    He'd fit right in then I think, you'd not even notice him


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    #35
    Plazaman
    Registered Users Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    Is it THE ET or is it an ET, cause if it that sexy bird that was in Mars Attacks, my reponse would be different.


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    #36
    corktina
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    Plazaman wrote: »
    Is it THE ET or is it an ET, cause if it that sexy bird that was in Mars Attacks, my reponse would be different.

    Marianne Faithful you mean?


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    #37
    racso1975
    Registered Users Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    me and that glowing red finger would have a serious amount of fun


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    #38
    Remmy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Remmy


    I would get him to sign over exclusive drilling rights for his planet to me, muhahaha. Then I would shank him with a dull blade because we Humans destroy things we don't understand.


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    #39
    corktina
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    corktina wrote: »
    Marianne Faithful you mean?

    you are all too young...google it.... marrianne faithful/mars bar


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    #40
    billybudd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,497 ✭✭✭billybudd


    Ask him if he is indeed a man.


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    #41
    thomasj
    Registered Users Posts: 4,785 ✭✭✭thomasj


    I would congratulate him on finally finding intelligent life :cool:


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    #42
    tiny timy
    Registered Users Posts: 531 ✭✭✭tiny timy


    Give him the lend of my phone, but get him to reverse the charges!


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    #43
    reginald
    Registered Users Posts: 97 ✭✭reginald


    I'd get him drunk and seduce him on my leather couch whilst watching Aliens


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    #44
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,700 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    billybudd wrote: »
    Ask him if he is indeed a man.
    ET the extra testicle


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    #45
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Same as i do every morning i meet my neighbour.. ' Good morning Bob '


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    #46
    MaxSteele
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    Identify it's orifices, hold it down by both hands and give it a good shafting


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    #47
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,700 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    MaxSteele wrote: »
    Identify it's orifices, hold it down by both hands and give it a good shafting
    you don't need to be a xenobiologist to know that's not something you'd do with a lot of lifeforms on this planet never mind stranger ones.


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    #48
    9959
    Registered Users Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    MaxSteele wrote: »
    Identify it's orifices, hold it down by both hands and give it a good shafting

    Any interplanetary court worth its salt would view the above as non-consensual.
    Shame on you!


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