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  • #1352
    herisson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    kfallon wrote: »
    Pull down his pants in public!

    He would do that back though :(


  • #1353
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Pixie-Fairy wrote: »
    He would do that back though :(

    Erm, ehhhhhh, oooooohhhhhh, I got it, don't wear pants, that'll show him :P


  • #1354
    herisson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    kfallon wrote: »
    Erm, ehhhhhh, oooooohhhhhh, I got it, don't wear pants, that'll show him :P

    and he hates fannies too...this could work :pac:

    i might just serenade him either with a god awful song or a brilliant one sung very very badly!


  • #1355
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Pixie-Fairy wrote: »
    and he hates fannies too...this could work :pac:

    i might just serenade him either with a god awful song or a brilliant one sung very very badly!

    It's a good idea but it's no 'fanny fart in his tea' to be honest :pac:


  • #1356
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Pixie-Fairy wrote: »

    and he hates fannies too...this could work :pac:

    i might just serenade him either with a god awful song or a brilliant one sung very very badly!
    Hates fannies as in he could be mates with me? :pac:


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  • #1357
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Hates fannies as in he could be mates with me? :pac:

    No - you are a big fanny :p


  • #1358
    herisson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    kfallon wrote: »
    It's a good idea but it's no 'fanny fart in his tea' to be honest :pac:

    Like i havent tried that classy trick before :pac:


  • #1359
    herisson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Hates fannies as in he could be mates with me? :pac:

    Yes :p


  • #1360
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    That's the one thing I don't understand about gay guys. How can they not like breasts? Even women like breasts.


  • #1361
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Confab wrote: »
    That's the one thing I don't understand about gay guys. How can they not like breasts? Even women like breasts.

    Maybe they like moobs or muscular pecs


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  • #1362
    herisson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    Confab wrote: »
    That's the one thing I don't understand about gay guys. How can they not like breasts? Even women like breasts.

    Gay guys can like breasts. My friend loves them!


  • #1363
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Confab wrote: »
    That's the one thing I don't understand about gay guys. How can they not like breasts? Even women like breasts.

    I don't get it either. Boobs are the best.


  • #1364
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Pixie-Fairy wrote: »

    Gay guys can like breasts. My friend loves them!

    So women let gay guy friends feel their boobs?


  • #1365
    herisson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    So women let gay guy friends feel their boobs?

    I dont let him, he catches me off guard in public and gropes me :(


  • #1366
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    So...I went to get my hair cut but the lady said they can't take it until the colour grows out.

    So I either grow it for another year and keep it long, or I cut it off anyway.

    I'll grow it I think. Really disappointed now :(

    No more news. Sick of being single and I haven't had sex in ages. :(


  • #1367
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Pixie-Fairy wrote: »

    I dont let him, he catches me off guard in public and gropes me :(

    Aww.. I was all prepared to go buy clothes in topman to trick women


  • #1368
    herisson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    So...I went to get my hair cut but the lady said they can't take it until the colour grows out.

    So I either grow it for another year and keep it long, or I cut it off anyway.

    I'll grow it I think. Really disappointed now :(

    No more news. Sick of being single and I haven't had sex in ages. :(

    Could you get it stripped out of your hair possibly? Or get colourb4 in boots? It does the same thing only not that harsh on your hair i dont think.
    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Aww.. I was all prepared to go buy clothes in topman to trick women

    Do it anyway and let us know if it works.


  • #1369
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »

    No more news. Sick of being single and I haven't had sex in ages. :(

    Go back to the physio just this time when he leaves to let you put on your shorts get naked!

    "I'm ready for my stretching"


  • #1370
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Pixie-Fairy wrote: »

    Could you get it stripped out of your hair possibly? Or get colourb4 in boots? It does the same thing only not that harsh on your hair i dont think.

    .

    I didn't ask, I'm the worst girl in the world. I know nothing about hair!! I'll ring my hairdresser tomorrow and ask her thanks :)

    I get my hair cut once a year :o


  • #1371
    Steve O
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭Steve O


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    Sick of being single and I haven't had sex in ages. :(


    Join the club, I could cut through dry wall.

    Anyway my news

    I had a very quiet last day at my current job, starting my new one tomorrow which I'm looking forward to :)

    Have a date on Saturday which please be to Allah be the end of a very frustrating "slump".


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  • #1372
    herisson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    I didn't ask, I'm the worst girl in the world. I know nothing about hair!! I'll ring my hairdresser tomorrow and ask her thanks :)

    I get my hair cut once a year :o

    No probs and if it is really expensive or that, this is very good. Theres no amonia, peroxide or bleech in it. Its like €13 quid i think.


  • #1373
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    I get my hair cut once a year :o

    Same here, and I'm a guy. I was only thinking the other day it's about time for my annual trim. Last couple of times I've just done it myself. Tie back pony-tail to roughly where you want it, wrap left hand around bobbin, pick up garden shears with right hand, face a mirror so you can pretend you know what you're doing, stick tongue out of the corner of your mouth and frown cos you're concentrating really hard - CHOP!


  • #1374
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    orestes wrote: »

    Same here, and I'm a guy. I was only thinking the other day it's about time for my annual trim. Last couple of times I've just done it myself. Tie back pony-tail to roughly where you want it, wrap left hand around bobbin, pick up garden shears with right hand, face a mirror so you can pretend you know what you're doing, stick tongue out of the corner of your mouth and frown cos you're concentrating really hard - CHOP!

    We could cut each others hair?


  • #1375
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Hi all :) Long time no post from me. I haven't been myself lately but today I went for a bit of walk just to collect my son from school and it went well. My wrist seems to be back to normal too. I have better movement in it and am back doing housework with both hands.

    My News
    KKkitty


  • #1376
    Steve O
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭Steve O


    KKkitty wrote: »
    My wrist seems to be back to normal too. I have better movement in it and am back doing housework with both hands.

    Ah Jesus would the women stop with the innuendo, IM DYING HERE.


  • #1377
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Who said I didn't like boobs? :confused: Ass is better hands down tho.

    It's kind of the point if sexuality. You could play it the other way how straight lads can't admire the body of a fit masculine guy. Nothing compares to that ;)


  • #1378
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Steve O wrote: »

    Ah Jesus would the women stop with the innuendo, IM DYING HERE.
    What else can a woman do with both hands haha :D


  • #1379
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    1ZRed wrote: »
    It's kind of the point if sexuality. You could play it the other way how straight lads can't admire the body of a fit masculine guy. Nothing compares to that ;)

    They can. Its called bodybuilding :pac:


  • #1380
    Steve O
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭Steve O


    KKkitty wrote: »
    What else can a woman do with both hands haha :D

    Make a damn good sammich.


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  • #1381
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Steve O wrote: »

    Make a damn good sammich.
    Well what I had in mind did involve spreading alright. Nothing like a woman putting a bit of meat between baps hehe


  • #1382
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    I got everything sorted out. Banks, numerous cards, fecked up orders, EVERYTHING!

    I've been on the go since yesterday and I'm wrecked. Had steak, chips and a pint if milk so I'm happy.

    Going to head to bed early. I'm actually looking forward to it, regardless of being a dry bastard because of it.


    Also the cold weather has destroyed my lips and they're sore. Nobody's gonna want the shift off me atm. I'm sick of this ****e Irish weather. It only seems to be getting worse ffs!


  • #1383
    Steve O
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭Steve O


    KKkitty wrote: »
    Well what I had in mind did involve spreading alright. Nothing like a woman putting a bit of meat between baps hehe

    Well yes, I would bet you love a bit of horse me....ok thats enough.:P


  • #1384
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Steve O wrote: »

    Well yes, I would bet you love a bit of horse me....ok thats enough.:P
    I knew you wouldn't last furlong haha


  • #1385
    Steve O
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭Steve O


    KKkitty wrote: »
    I knew you wouldn't last furlong haha


    You'd be a foal to challenge me to a pun war.


  • #1386
    Gongoozler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    Update on todays news. sitting in the pub with my boyfriend ignoring me. watching the match. really nice evening. all i need now is someone to come slap me in the face and then i can cry.


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  • #1387
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Steve O wrote: »


    You'd be a foal to challenge me to a pun war.
    It's going good to firm so far though. I'm good to stirrup stuff. Don't take any ofFENCE to it. As you can see I'm far from stable.


  • #1388
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    They can. Its called bodybuilding :pac:

    Durty rioders that just ooze manliness.. and copious amounts of creatine and fake tan. Sexeh :cool:


  • #1389
    foxinsox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    News update:

    Today is Tuesday, morphine day seems to be nearly over. I did not really member Tuesday acos of the injection in my bum. Injection I said.. nothing else Mr Fallon.

    So anyways I just had the Bestest ever cup of tea, you know when you think you will never ever never be able to eat anything ever without it coming back up turbo super booster fast.. and you decide to try a twinchy sip of tea to see.. oh heavens..It stayed in my tummy.. yummy.. I'm alive.

    During morphing I saw a huge spider running across the bottom of my bed, he was big and fast I got a fright. But I was to sick to jump or scream. I think he or she was just a pretend imaginable spider acos morphine is very strong.

    So yeah, morphine made my headache dreaded. I'm still funny and dizzy weird a bit but I think I'm always a bit dizzy.

    The end

    fox


  • #1390
    Steve O
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭Steve O


    KKkitty wrote: »
    It's going good to firm so far though. I'm good to stirrup stuff. Don't take any ofFENCE to it. As you can see I'm far from stable.


    Neigh bother, my mane concern is your posts are galloping out of control.


  • #1391
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    foxinsox wrote: »
    News update:

    Today is Tuesday, morphine day seems to be nearly over. I did not really member Tuesday acos of the injection in my bum. Injection I said.. nothing else Mr Fallon.

    So anyways I just had the Bestest ever cup of tea, you know when you think you will never ever never be able to eat anything ever without it coming back up turbo super booster fast.. and you decide to try a twinchy sip of tea to see.. oh heavens..It stayed in my tummy.. yummy.. I'm alive.

    During morphing I saw a huge spider running across the bottom of my bed, he was big and fast I got a fright. But I was to sick to jump or scream. I think he or she was just a pretend imaginable spider acos morphine is very strong.

    So yeah, morphine made my headache dreaded. I'm still funny and dizzy weird a bit but I think I'm always a bit dizzy.

    The end

    fox

    Foxy you so crazy


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  • #1392
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Steve O wrote: »


    Neigh bother, my mane concern is your posts are galloping out of control.
    Maybe we should whip these puns in the bud.


  • #1393
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    My news,

    I haven't slept in 48 hours because drinking. I like drinking, especially with my new college friends because they are fun.
    I now have no phone or house keys or money or dignity.
    One of my friends peed all over my other friends new fabric sofa because of alcohol and then got sick on it too, again, because of alcohol. It was hilarious and he doesn't remember it. I peed a bit myself from laughing. I only got home now. I am very tired.

    I have no work to do this week and I think I have a week off next week :D I might drink some more.


  • #1394
    Steve O
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭Steve O


    KKkitty wrote: »
    Maybe we should whip these puns in the bud.

    I think you're right, unless anyone can findus some more? :pac:


  • #1395
    LizT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    Sorry guys, this thread has turned into an off topic discussion thread and AH isn't the place for it.


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