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Neanderthals....still around?:D

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  • #2
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    I think you will find that Neaderthals never really existed. Adam and Eve did not look like that, they were made in the image of God and were therefore Beautiful.


  • #3
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    minidazzler wrote: »
    I think you will find that Neaderthals never really existed. Adam and Eve did not look like that, they were made in the image of God and were therefore Beautiful.

    Everything's all about God with you atheists, isn't it?


  • #4
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    minidazzler wrote: »
    I think you will find that Neaderthals never really existed. Adam and Eve did not look like that, they were made in the image of God and were therefore Beautiful.

    But their children were inbred ugly.


  • #5
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Jefferson Acidic Finch wrote: »
    Everything's about God with you atheists, isn't it?

    You know me too well, which kind of disturbs me.


  • #6
    shift
    Closed Accounts Posts: 92 ✭✭shift


    Brie from desperate housewives called her solicitor a neanderthal tonight for pushing all the pictures off the fireplace :)


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  • #7
    b28
    Closed Accounts Posts: 350 ✭✭b28


    minidazzler wrote: »
    I think you will find that Neaderthals never really existed. Adam and Eve did not look like that, they were made in the image of God and were therefore Beautiful.

    Oh an atheist, take the argument elsewhere please:p i'm not interested :pac::pac:


  • #8
    b28
    Closed Accounts Posts: 350 ✭✭b28


    shift wrote: »
    Brie from desperate housewives called her solicitor a neanderthal tonight for pushing all the pictures off the fireplace :)

    LOL:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:


  • #9
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Richard Branson is scarily like a neanderthal in that pic.:eek:
    They appear to have run out of words to describe Bertie.


  • #10
    Mr.Lizard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    Best quote (regarding Chelsea Clinton)

    "Her Neanderthal appearance may be why so many people regard her as ugly. "

    :D


  • #11
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    According to that site, it's a picture of Irish politician Patrick Ahern, which fairly well sums up the standard of the site and the views it expresses ...


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  • #12
    b28
    Closed Accounts Posts: 350 ✭✭b28


    Mr.Lizard wrote: »
    Best quote (regarding Chelsea Clinton)

    "Her Neanderthal appearance may be why so many people regard her as ugly. "

    :D

    classic.!:D


  • #13
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    According to that site, it's a picture of Irish politician Patrick Ahern, which fairly well sums up the standard of the site and the views it expresses ...
    Like I said,they ran out of words to describe him.:D


  • #14
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Is it possible that the neaderthols just mated with humans and joined our gene-pool?


  • #15
    Kersmash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,686 ✭✭✭Kersmash


    There's a lad in the year above me in school who looks exactly like a neanderthal. It's terrifying.


  • #16
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    GaNjaHaN wrote: »
    Is it possible that the neaderthols just mated with humans and joined our gene-pool?

    Neanderthals were human. Our Musculoskeletal structure just evolved over time to be what we are today.


  • #17
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    shift wrote: »
    Brie from desperate housewives called her solicitor a neanderthal tonight for pushing all the pictures off the fireplace :)

    Ugh. Me No Likey The Desperate Housewives. Me bring club, smash TV me see showing that SH*TE!!!!!


  • #18
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I heard a theory that the (African) humans came up into Europe and just breed with the small white Neanderthals (they still prefer white women to this day).

    Apparently there are allot of traits in Europeans that seem Neanderthal. Shorter limbs, shortness in general and hairiness. By that Theory Africans are purebred humans while us Europeans are halfbreed humans.


  • #19
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    GaNjaHaN wrote: »
    Is it possible that the neaderthols just mated with humans and joined our gene-pool?

    Don't be insane. That would be like a chick fcuking a dog and the result being a dick.


    It's impossible.


  • #20
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Neanderthals were human. Our Musculoskeletal structure just evolved over time to be what we are today.

    Another victim to liberal propoganda, I see. Why don't you go "evolve" with the rest of the sodomites?


  • #21
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Under the picture of Beatle Paul Mc Cartney*

    *The man who claims to be Paul McCartney. Take a look at the evidence that the real McCartney died, or was murdered, in 1966.

    The evidence: http://www.erichufschmid.net/Paul-McCartney.html

    LOL! Great find OP.


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  • #22
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    shift wrote: »
    Brie from desperate housewives called her solicitor a neanderthal tonight for pushing all the pictures off the fireplace :)

    That was a cheesy thing to say.:pac::pac:


    Lets face it anyone who let their dippy egg spill over onto the eggcup would be called a neanderthal by Bree.
    <3 DHs.:D


  • #23
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Don't be insane. That would be like a chick fcuking a dog and the result being a dick.


    It's impossible.

    But maybe it's more along the lines of an alistation mating with a terrior or something.

    Were they definately a different species?


  • #24
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    "The man who claims to be Paul McCartney. Take a look at the evidence that the real McCartney died, or was murdered, in 1966."

    Replaced with a neanderthal doppleganger! :pac:

    Edit: Beaten to it!


  • #25
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    ScumLord wrote: »
    I heard a theory that the (African) humans came up into Europe and just breed with the small white Neanderthals (they still prefer white women to this day).

    Apparently there are allot of traits in Europeans that seem Neanderthal. Shorter limbs, shortness in general and hairiness. By that Theory Africans are purebred humans while us Europeans are halfbreed humans.

    Are you sure you are not referring to the Moors invading Italy? Basically Italians were allegedly originally quite Aryan, (not in the Nazi sense that came later), but in the Blond hair, Blue Eyes, pale Complexion way.

    But the Moors invaded rode the Italian Women like crazy and from then on because they did it for a good while, alot of Italians, especially in the South have Dark Hair, Sallow skin, and dark eyes.


  • #26
    b28
    Closed Accounts Posts: 350 ✭✭b28


    FearDark wrote: »
    Under the picture of Beatle Paul Mc Cartney*

    *The man who claims to be Paul McCartney. Take a look at the evidence that the real McCartney died, or was murdered, in 1966.

    The evidence: http://www.erichufschmid.net/Paul-McCartney.html

    LOL! Great find OP.

    Yeah it did seem all a bit so far fetched it's entertaining
    Does the maker of this site mean that he paul mccartney looked like a neanderthal??


  • #27
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    LOL - idiots.


  • #28
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Are you sure you are not referring to the Moors invading Italy? Basically Italians were allegedly originally quite Aryan, (not in the Nazi sense that came later), but in the Blond hair, Blue Eyes, pale Complexion way.

    But the Moors invaded rode the Italian Women like crazy and from then on because they did it for a good while, alot of Italians, especially in the South have Dark Hair, Sallow skin, and dark eyes.

    Oh yeah, I saw a documentary about that once:



  • #29
    bnagrrl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭bnagrrl


    IT'S HIM!!! :eek:

    http://www.erichufschmid.net/Neanderthals/Bill-Nye.jpg


  • #30
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Are you sure you are not referring to the Moors invading Italy? Basically Italians were allegedly originally quite Aryan, (not in the Nazi sense that came later), but in the Blond hair, Blue Eyes, pale Complexion way.

    But the Moors invaded rode the Italian Women like crazy and from then on because they did it for a good while, alot of Italians, especially in the South have Dark Hair, Sallow skin, and dark eyes.
    No BBC did a history of the human race, I can't remember the name of the guy that narrated he does allot of human body/mind stuff for the BBC. He has a mustache. I can't find his name on the BBC website even though all the pictures are from that documentary. I think I heard it there.

    Edit: bottom of the page, like in the show it was brief of the cuff with no backup. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/prehistoric_life/human/human_evolution/ice_people1.shtml


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  • #31
    rainbowtrout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,382 ✭✭✭✭rainbowtrout


    Neanderthals still exist. Plenty of them to be seen in chippers up and down the country at around 3am on a Saturday night. They're usually dragging their knuckles along the ground.


  • #32
    bnagrrl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭bnagrrl


    ScumLord wrote: »
    No BBC did a history of the human race, I can't remember the name of the guy that narrated he does allot of human body/mind stuff for the BBC. He has a mustache. I can't find his name on the BBC website even though all the pictures are from that documentary. I think I heard it there.

    Edit: bottom of the page, like in the show it was brief of the cuff with no backup. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/prehistoric_life/human/human_evolution/ice_people1.shtml

    Are you thinking of Prof Robert Winston?


  • #33
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    rainbowtrout wrote: »
    Neanderthals still exist. Plenty of them to be seen in chippers up and down the country at around 3am on a Saturday night. They're usually dragging their knuckles along the ground.

    and other people's faces.


  • #34
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    bnagrrl wrote: »
    Are you thinking of Prof Robert Winston?
    He's the man. :cool:


  • #35
    994
    Closed Accounts Posts: 911 ✭✭✭994


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Are you sure you are not referring to the Moors invading Italy? Basically Italians were allegedly originally quite Aryan, (not in the Nazi sense that came later), but in the Blond hair, Blue Eyes, pale Complexion way.

    But the Moors invaded rode the Italian Women like crazy and from then on because they did it for a good while, alot of Italians, especially in the South have Dark Hair, Sallow skin, and dark eyes.

    If the Italians were so pale-skinned they'd all burn up in the sun. Methinks you were confused by Roman films which have English actors with blue eyes speaking the Queen's Latin.


  • #36
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Jefferson Acidic Finch wrote: »
    and other people's faces.

    Battered and bloodied?


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  • #37
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Battered and bloodied?

    and that's just the burgers.


  • #38
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Can we blame the Italians?


  • #39
    b28
    Closed Accounts Posts: 350 ✭✭b28


    rainbowtrout wrote: »
    Neanderthals still exist. Plenty of them to be seen in chippers up and down the country at around 3am on a Saturday night. They're usually dragging their knuckles along the ground.

    are you referring to modern day neanderthals like the legend who set up this site:pac::pac::pac:
    http://www.archure.net/music/neanderthalsong.html


  • #40
    marcsignal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    According to that site, it's a picture of Irish politician Patrick Ahern, which fairly well sums up the standard of the site and the views it expresses ...

    his name is actually Patrick Ahern, as it happens.

    http://www.s9.com/Biography/Ahern-Bartholomew-Patrick

    it's still a hillarious website, although they forgot to mention that Amy Winehouse, as well as being a Neanderthal, is also shite, and a complete fucking moron :pac:


  • #41
    Zillah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Neanderthals were human. Our Musculoskeletal structure just evolved over time to be what we are today.

    Nope. We didn't evolve from Neanderthals. They were a different off shoot that died off, probably largely due to competition with our smart ancestors.

    There are some who maintain there would have been crossbreeding, and it was possible, but genetic research has shown that if there was crossbreeding it was so rare as to leave no trace.


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  • #42
    b28
    Closed Accounts Posts: 350 ✭✭b28


    marcsignal wrote: »
    his name is actually Patrick Ahern, as it happens.

    http://www.s9.com/Biography/Ahern-Bartholomew-Patrick

    it's still a hillarious website, although they forgot to mention that Amy Winehouse, as well as being a Neanderthal, is also shite, and a complete fucking moron :pac:

    amy winehouse is mentioned, just look through the other pages on the website.


  • #43
    marcsignal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    b28 wrote: »
    amy winehouse is mentioned, just look through the other pages on the website.

    yeah i saw her the first time, i just mentioned that as well as being Neanderthal, they didn't highlight her other 'less than talented' attributes :D


  • #44
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,170 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Zillah wrote: »
    Nope. We didn't evolve from Neanderthals. They were a different off shoot that died off, probably largely due to competition with our smart ancestors.

    There are some who maintain there would have been crossbreeding, and it was possible, but genetic research has shown that if there was crossbreeding it was so rare as to leave no trace.
    Pretty much, though I would still suspect there was crossbreeding. Since they've only extracted small samples of DNA from Neandertals from limited geographical sources they've not a lot to go on. The ones they checked may not have been part of the cross breeding group. There are bones that seem to show mixed features from both, specifically Neandertals that have modern moe gracile features. It could just be evidence of evolution in the neandertals though. They did get less robust over their 200,000 year history.

    That's the problem though. DNA says one thing but the bones(and tools) of our ancestors say different. The out of africa theory says we are all pure descendants of that last expansion of modern humans and the DNA goes along with that. So far. The problem is that modern humans in any particular area show common features in the bones with earlier humans(specifically homo erectus) in that area, that they don't share with moderns and ancients in other areas. The kneecap and the jaw being particular shared features. An Asian erectus jawbone shares features with a modern Asian sapiens jawbone, but not with a European or African sapiens and erectus. Our evolutionary history is a fascinating one

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