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Neanderthals....still around?:D

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    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    I think you will find that Neaderthals never really existed. Adam and Eve did not look like that, they were made in the image of God and were therefore Beautiful.


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    minidazzler wrote: »
    I think you will find that Neaderthals never really existed. Adam and Eve did not look like that, they were made in the image of God and were therefore Beautiful.

    Everything's all about God with you atheists, isn't it?


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    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    minidazzler wrote: »
    I think you will find that Neaderthals never really existed. Adam and Eve did not look like that, they were made in the image of God and were therefore Beautiful.

    But their children were inbred ugly.


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    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Jefferson Acidic Finch wrote: »
    Everything's about God with you atheists, isn't it?

    You know me too well, which kind of disturbs me.


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    shift
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    Brie from desperate housewives called her solicitor a neanderthal tonight for pushing all the pictures off the fireplace :)


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    b28
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    minidazzler wrote: »
    I think you will find that Neaderthals never really existed. Adam and Eve did not look like that, they were made in the image of God and were therefore Beautiful.

    Oh an atheist, take the argument elsewhere please:p i'm not interested :pac::pac:


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    b28
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    shift wrote: »
    Brie from desperate housewives called her solicitor a neanderthal tonight for pushing all the pictures off the fireplace :)

    LOL:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:


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    Sharpshooter
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    Richard Branson is scarily like a neanderthal in that pic.:eek:
    They appear to have run out of words to describe Bertie.


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    Mr.Lizard
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    Best quote (regarding Chelsea Clinton)

    "Her Neanderthal appearance may be why so many people regard her as ugly. "

    :D


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    randylonghorn
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    According to that site, it's a picture of Irish politician Patrick Ahern, which fairly well sums up the standard of the site and the views it expresses ...


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    b28
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    Mr.Lizard wrote: »
    Best quote (regarding Chelsea Clinton)

    "Her Neanderthal appearance may be why so many people regard her as ugly. "

    :D

    classic.!:D


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    Sharpshooter
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    randylonghorn wrote: »
    According to that site, it's a picture of Irish politician Patrick Ahern, which fairly well sums up the standard of the site and the views it expresses ...
    Like I said,they ran out of words to describe him.:D


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    Sea Sharp
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    Is it possible that the neaderthols just mated with humans and joined our gene-pool?


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    Kersmash
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    There's a lad in the year above me in school who looks exactly like a neanderthal. It's terrifying.


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    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    GaNjaHaN wrote: »
    Is it possible that the neaderthols just mated with humans and joined our gene-pool?

    Neanderthals were human. Our Musculoskeletal structure just evolved over time to be what we are today.


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    AnonoBoy
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    shift wrote: »
    Brie from desperate housewives called her solicitor a neanderthal tonight for pushing all the pictures off the fireplace :)

    Ugh. Me No Likey The Desperate Housewives. Me bring club, smash TV me see showing that SH*TE!!!!!


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    ScumLord
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    I heard a theory that the (African) humans came up into Europe and just breed with the small white Neanderthals (they still prefer white women to this day).

    Apparently there are allot of traits in Europeans that seem Neanderthal. Shorter limbs, shortness in general and hairiness. By that Theory Africans are purebred humans while us Europeans are halfbreed humans.


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    tony1kenobi
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    GaNjaHaN wrote: »
    Is it possible that the neaderthols just mated with humans and joined our gene-pool?

    Don't be insane. That would be like a chick fcuking a dog and the result being a dick.


    It's impossible.


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    minidazzler wrote: »
    Neanderthals were human. Our Musculoskeletal structure just evolved over time to be what we are today.

    Another victim to liberal propoganda, I see. Why don't you go "evolve" with the rest of the sodomites?


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    FearDark
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    Under the picture of Beatle Paul Mc Cartney*

    *The man who claims to be Paul McCartney. Take a look at the evidence that the real McCartney died, or was murdered, in 1966.

    The evidence: http://www.erichufschmid.net/Paul-McCartney.html

    LOL! Great find OP.


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    Sharpshooter
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    shift wrote: »
    Brie from desperate housewives called her solicitor a neanderthal tonight for pushing all the pictures off the fireplace :)

    That was a cheesy thing to say.:pac::pac:


    Lets face it anyone who let their dippy egg spill over onto the eggcup would be called a neanderthal by Bree.
    <3 DHs.:D


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    Sea Sharp
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    Don't be insane. That would be like a chick fcuking a dog and the result being a dick.


    It's impossible.

    But maybe it's more along the lines of an alistation mating with a terrior or something.

    Were they definately a different species?


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    Shryke
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    "The man who claims to be Paul McCartney. Take a look at the evidence that the real McCartney died, or was murdered, in 1966."

    Replaced with a neanderthal doppleganger! :pac:

    Edit: Beaten to it!


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    minidazzler
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    ScumLord wrote: »
    I heard a theory that the (African) humans came up into Europe and just breed with the small white Neanderthals (they still prefer white women to this day).

    Apparently there are allot of traits in Europeans that seem Neanderthal. Shorter limbs, shortness in general and hairiness. By that Theory Africans are purebred humans while us Europeans are halfbreed humans.

    Are you sure you are not referring to the Moors invading Italy? Basically Italians were allegedly originally quite Aryan, (not in the Nazi sense that came later), but in the Blond hair, Blue Eyes, pale Complexion way.

    But the Moors invaded rode the Italian Women like crazy and from then on because they did it for a good while, alot of Italians, especially in the South have Dark Hair, Sallow skin, and dark eyes.


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    b28
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    FearDark wrote: »
    Under the picture of Beatle Paul Mc Cartney*

    *The man who claims to be Paul McCartney. Take a look at the evidence that the real McCartney died, or was murdered, in 1966.

    The evidence: http://www.erichufschmid.net/Paul-McCartney.html

    LOL! Great find OP.

    Yeah it did seem all a bit so far fetched it's entertaining
    Does the maker of this site mean that he paul mccartney looked like a neanderthal??


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    dlofnep
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    LOL - idiots.


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    minidazzler wrote: »
    Are you sure you are not referring to the Moors invading Italy? Basically Italians were allegedly originally quite Aryan, (not in the Nazi sense that came later), but in the Blond hair, Blue Eyes, pale Complexion way.

    But the Moors invaded rode the Italian Women like crazy and from then on because they did it for a good while, alot of Italians, especially in the South have Dark Hair, Sallow skin, and dark eyes.

    Oh yeah, I saw a documentary about that once:



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    bnagrrl
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    IT'S HIM!!! :eek:

    http://www.erichufschmid.net/Neanderthals/Bill-Nye.jpg


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    ScumLord
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    minidazzler wrote: »
    Are you sure you are not referring to the Moors invading Italy? Basically Italians were allegedly originally quite Aryan, (not in the Nazi sense that came later), but in the Blond hair, Blue Eyes, pale Complexion way.

    But the Moors invaded rode the Italian Women like crazy and from then on because they did it for a good while, alot of Italians, especially in the South have Dark Hair, Sallow skin, and dark eyes.
    No BBC did a history of the human race, I can't remember the name of the guy that narrated he does allot of human body/mind stuff for the BBC. He has a mustache. I can't find his name on the BBC website even though all the pictures are from that documentary. I think I heard it there.

    Edit: bottom of the page, like in the show it was brief of the cuff with no backup. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/prehistoric_life/human/human_evolution/ice_people1.shtml


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    rainbowtrout
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    Neanderthals still exist. Plenty of them to be seen in chippers up and down the country at around 3am on a Saturday night. They're usually dragging their knuckles along the ground.


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