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What age did you lose your virginity?

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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    cloneslad wrote: »
    Opening my mouth in public, I put my foot in my mouth quite often, and decide to try and dig/insult my way out of it with a cheeky smile.

    Not to mention posting about this stuff on boards.

    Sounds like you are me!
    it's ok you rascal, you'll get away with it ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    14
    To a much older dude.

    Ya think you know it all back then!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    14
    To a much older dude.

    Ya think you know it all back then!

    Sure, there's nothing else to do up there in fairness ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    Sounds like you are me!
    it's ok you rascal, you'll get away with it ;)


    They usually let me away with it, haven't been hit yet and I've been a prick very sarcastic young man since I was about 6 or 7.

    Some people can be funny when they insult others just seem offensive, I think I get away with it cos I make myself the butt of the joke too.

    Oh yeah, and I'm so god damn handsome ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Sure, there's nothing else to do up there in fairness ;)

    the sheep?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    14
    To a much older dude.

    Ya think you know it all back then!

    Wouldn't that be highly illegal? Perhaps I'm getting too fussy in my mid twenties over little things like girls having sex at 14 to much older men :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Sure, there's nothing else to do up there in fairness ;)

    This is very true!

    I blame the government.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    cloneslad wrote: »
    Wouldn't that be highly illegal? Perhaps I'm getting too fussy in my mid twenties over little things like girls having sex at 14 to much older men :rolleyes:

    Highly illegal.
    It seems I attract people who live a highly illegal life!!
    No more older dudes for me though. Apparently I'm too old now being 23 and all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    Highly illegal.
    It seems I attract people who live a highly illegal life!!
    No more older dudes for me though. Apparently I'm too old now being 23 and all.

    Hi, I'm a not much older dude.


    So, come here often? ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    cloneslad wrote: »
    Hi, I'm a not much older dude.


    So, come here often? ;)


    *Wink, wink, nudge nudge*
    :p

    My friend has been singing toy boy praises. I must investigate at some stage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    *Wink, wink, nudge nudge*
    :p

    My friend has been singing toy boy praises. I must investigate at some stage.


    and the 25 year old 'cloneslad' walks away, head bowed with the stench of rejection pouring from every pore in his body. :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    No more older dudes for me though.

    :(

    /sulks off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    cloneslad wrote: »
    and the 25 year old 'cloneslad' walks away, head bowed with the stench of rejection pouring from every pore in his body. :o
    OutlawPete wrote: »
    :(

    /sulks off.



    I'll always have a soft spot for you lot ;)


    (DONT say anything dirty about that comment!!!)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    I'll always have a soft spot for you lot ;)


    (DONT say anything dirty about that comment!!!)

    I only do threesomes with two ladies :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    I'd say your first older man's spot is permanently soft now.


    Couldn't help it.

    If ever you get older than me then call me, or if you want to explain how the rate of ages work to a slow learner from monaghan call me too :confused:


    Oh, and don't tell the missus!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    cloneslad wrote: »
    I'd say your first older man's spot is permanently soft now.!!

    I was gonna do an FYP and change 'Soft' to w** :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    Ha!
    No, it's all those pervy older men who like 14 year old girls who no longer run after me now I'm all grown up and old.

    Yeah you two both have girlfriends so no need to be sulking :p:p

    How old is this dude who is wanting to lose his virginity anyway??:confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    Ha!
    No, it's all those pervy older men who like 14 year old girls who no longer run after me now I'm all grown up and old.

    Yeah you two both have girlfriends so no need to be sulking :p:p

    How old is this dude who is wanting to lose his virginity anyway??:confused:

    There must be some classy men up round your way.


    He's 16, a bit young if you ask me to be going out to try and lose his virginity. I know when I have kids they will remain virgins even when they have kids. (well not my sons, only my daughters, I'm biased like that).

    On a side note, it's 6:40 am, are you guys getting up or have you not been to bed??

    For me....I haven't been yet, damn unemployment causes insomnia!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    I was gonna do an FYP and change 'Soft' to w** :D

    that may have caused me to throw up in my mouth a little...it's okay though, i'm classy, so I swallowed it ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    How old is this dude who is wanting to lose his virginity anyway??:confused:

    Brummy's 17 I think, or close to it at least.

    Be legal soon for ya and he's coming to Dublin next year ;)

    OutlawPete fancies himself as a bit of a Cupid :)



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    cloneslad wrote: »
    There must be some classy men up round your way.


    He's 16, a bit young if you ask me to be going out to try and lose his virginity. I know when I have kids they will remain virgins even when they have kids. (well not my sons, only my daughters, I'm biased like that).

    On a side note, it's 6:40 am, are you guys getting up or have you not been to bed??

    For me....I haven't been yet, damn unemployment causes insomnia!!

    Are we completely taking this thing off topic...or because it's nearly 7 in the morning it doesn't matter!!
    I woke up feeling really unwell, might have been having a bad dream can't remember. Simply can't sleep. I use to be great for falling back asleep even if I had 17 hours of straight sleep.
    Gonna go heat up some leftover pizza :D

    In fairness there are a few nice ones still floating about. Actually plenty, it's Donegal after all :D
    Suppose it depends on the person he is and what he really wants.
    Whoever he finds I'm sure he will want someone who will not regret it few years down the line!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    OutlawPete wrote: »

    OutlawPete fancies himself as a bit of a Cupid :)

    Cloneslad fancies himself. (full stop)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    Are we completely taking this thing off topic...or because it's nearly 7 in the morning it doesn't matter!!
    I woke up feeling really unwell, might have been having a bad dream can't remember. Simply can't sleep. I use to be great for falling back asleep even if I had 17 hours of straight sleep.
    Gonna go heat up some leftover pizza :D

    In fairness there are a few nice ones still floating about. Actually plenty, it's Donegal after all :D
    Suppose it depends on the person he is and what he really wants.
    Whoever he finds I'm sure he will want someone who will not regret it few years down the line!

    He's a bloke, he just wants it, I know I don't think about the first girl I was with and think "oh, I wish I had of waited and saved it for my current girlfriend". I'm glad I played the field a bit in college in first and 2nd year cos I started going out with my g.f 5 years ago in 3rd year of college and I don't feel like I am missing out on anything now, I've been there and done it.

    I am not or never was a man whore.......I didn't charge


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    Now now!!
    I'll want to see ID.
    Too many 17 year olds in my college some could even be 16.

    Valid ID or hit the road, I aint doing time!
    :cool:


    I'm sure he would be discreet, it's not like he tells the country what he is thinking on a national forum for all to read.

    There is already talk os sending him to amsterdam to sort him out, this could be much cheaper considering he is coming here next year anyway!!

    Do the lad a favour!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    Valid ID or hit the road, I aint doing time!
    :cool:

    He'll be getting up for his breakfast soon, maybe you can offer to be his Irish Grind.

    Have you done any grinding? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    I get myself into enough handlings in life without taking a lads virginity!

    Yes and we would never make you, or trick you into doing it...

    ANYWAY...
    well done, you've passed the "I'm not a paedo" test.

    Now to send you your reward we are going to need the following:

    Your phone number
    you address
    three naked photos of yourself*
    a list of your favourite sexual positions
    A set time of when you will be home.

    You can either send them to the following address:
    Brummytom
    his bedroom
    brum
    England

    or you can post all here on this thread



    *only one of the pics gets send to that address the others go to this one:

    Cloneslad
    Clones
    Monaghan
    Ireland


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    in all seriousness we compromise.......

    Compromise -- Schmompromise :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    Glad I passed the test!
    But how about in all seriousness we compromise.......

    Instead of 3 naked photos-it's 3 photos of me and friends wearing DOING kinky stuff? Sure that would do rightly.


    Fixed that for you ;)

    Send them to my inbox and I will make sure he gets them



    The things I do for you brummys trying to get laid. I better get some appreciation from him for this.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,889 ✭✭✭tolosenc


    brummytom wrote: »
    The only reason a girl would even come near me with that stuff is to ask me to put it up

    So? If the mistletoe is between you and her, it's your RIGHT. And if it's in her hand at waist height, you "misinterpreted the rules"...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    The girls from your area obviously don't deserve ya ;)

    Tom & Toni T sitting in a tree,

    K - I - S - S - I - N - G

    :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    Woo Hoo!

    Action!

    :cool:


    where the hell are my photos of you and your friends?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    Oh sure didn't I get to tell you....my digital camera is broke. If you could post me on a brand new one I will gladly take the photos :D

    Back on topic!
    If you are female and reading this.......hold out until you are at least 16. Trust me!

    Or wait till you're 17 so then you will be legal


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,271 ✭✭✭irish_bob


    i was 21 and it happened while i was overseas on a working holiday , im not particulary good looking so i can excuse the late start :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Tom & Toni T sitting in a tree,

    K - I - S - S - I - N - G

    :p

    First comes love,
    then comes marriage,
    then comes the baby in the golden carriage!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭segaBOY


    irish_bob wrote: »
    i was 21 and it happened while i was overseas on a working holiday , im not particulary good looking so i can excuse the late start :D

    I lost mine to a public servant-don't hate me for it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Psssstt .. nobody else post in this thread .. let's leave them to it ;)

    /Closes door tight & dims the lights.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,772 ✭✭✭civis_liberalis


    Any of the people who voted Atari Shaguar care to expand upon the reasons for their choice?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    brummytom wrote: »
    Lichfield's a very posh place, full of amazingly stuck up bitches. Posh girls are never fit either :pac:
    Indeed , just ask Lord Lichfield :pac:








    corny pun I know

    ,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    ToniTuddle and brummytom, take your flirting elsewhere please.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    Oops. Sorry.
    We shall indeed take our talking elsewhere.
    Won't happen again.


  • Registered Users Posts: 150 ✭✭H1tmonlii


    Fingered a girl at 13 but haven't lost it yet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Anyone not done ANYTHING with a girl until quite old?


    >.>


    <.<


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,424 ✭✭✭Aisling(",)


    15 and with a chap with a gingerish beard

    oh the shame!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    H1tmonlii wrote: »
    Fingered a girl at 13 but haven't lost it yet.

    Do 13 year olds do **** like that? :eek:


    Fukkin' hell I was an innocent 13 yr old!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 150 ✭✭H1tmonlii


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    Do 13 year olds do **** like that? :eek:


    Fukkin' hell I was an innocent 13 yr old!!

    Well, it was the day before my 14th birthday..


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    Oops. Sorry.
    We shall indeed take our talking elsewhere.
    Won't happen again.

    :(

    OutlawPete's a romantic voyeur
    :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    brummytom wrote: »
    Anyone not done ANYTHING with a girl until quite old?

    What are you still doing here??

    Having you got someone to PM .. don't be shy now ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    Do 13 year olds do **** like that? :eek:


    Fukkin' hell I was an innocent 13 yr old!!

    When I was 13, I had a Baby Born and played with Barbies. When I was 14, I was having sex. Things change fast!!! :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    When I was 13 my gf's friend phoned me up and said that my gf wanted to be fingered.

    I hadn't a notion of what to do and spent a whole Sunday french kissing the face of her, all the time trying to pluck up the courage to drop the hand, but I just couldn't.

    She broke it off with me and the next day I found out this other guy fingered her .. slut :(

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31 offdechain


    in a school bikeshead


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