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Which is worse on a woman.....

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  • 15-12-2008 2:13pm
    #1
    The_Minister
    Registered Users Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭


    A mustache or hairy armpits?
    Two of the nastiest, most unattractive things a woman can have.


    I think hairy armpits. But, on general principle, women should only have hair in two places.

    Just FYI, this thread was inspired by an unfortunate young girl who was done up to the nines and sporting a lush knacker-tache that anyone called Damo would be proud of.

    Which is worse on a woman? 150 votes

    Hairy armpits!! Bleurgh!
    0% 0 votes
    Mustache!! Nose-ticklers ftl
    18% 27 votes
    I love a nice testosterone filled woman
    66% 100 votes
    Women should be like Manx cats
    4% 6 votes
    I don't care.
    11% 17 votes


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    #2
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Women have hair everywhere.


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    #3
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Ladies Longue tbh.


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    AnonoBoy
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    MagicMarker wrote: »
    Women have hair everywhere.

    Not on their elbows they don't.


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    Kiera
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    Elsie Shapely Crib wrote: »
    Ladies Longue tbh.

    Are you nuts? He’d be eaten alive.

    OH I see where you are going with this….. Yes try the LL OP ;)


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    6th
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    Elsie Shapely Crib wrote: »
    Ladies Longue tbh.

    I love that you mixed Lounge and Tongue :pac:

    Oh and hairy pits would be worse. I mean a 'tash can be subtle but they may not notice but hairy under arms is a conscious decission.


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    PurpleBerry
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    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Not on their elbows they don't.

    I do :(


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    Turd Ferguson
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    Kiera wrote: »
    He’d be eaten alive.


    Eaten alive by a Lounge full of Ladies? Sounds sechsy

    Not if I can post it there before you OP!


    /runs away to LL


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    #9
    The_Minister
    Registered Users Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Well, that sounds like impartial, sound advice.


    Still.....

    /gently puts hand into Ladies Lounge

    /waits a minute

    /pulls back bleeding stump


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    Fizman
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    A penis is worse. I've found i've reacted in far more extreme ways to this than coming across a ronnie or a under arm rain forest.


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    The Real B-man
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    Should be like Manx cats??? what no tails :confused::p


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    Turd Ferguson
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    Fizman wrote: »
    A penis is worse. I've found i've reacted in far more extreme ways to this than coming across a ronnie or a under arm rain forest.


    Who is the Ronnie and why were you giving him bukkake? :rolleyes:


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    BroomBurner
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    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Who is the Ronnie and why were you giving him bukkake? :rolleyes:

    It ain't a bukkake if it's the Fizman on his own.

    Fizman, what kind of crowd do you hang with? :eek:


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    TerrorFirmer
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    Mustache is way worse. Bit of underarm hair wouldn't particularly bother me provided it wasn't out of control but a Burt Reynolds...No. Just no.


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    Stheno
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    The Real B-man wrote: »
    Should be like Manx cats??? what no tails :confused::p


    Maybe he meant Sphynx cats?


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    The_Minister
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    Which are the bald cats?

    Manx, right?

    /goes to wikipedia.


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    Fizman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    BroomBurner wrote: »
    It ain't a bukkake if it's the Fizman on his own.
    Oh I can do Bukkake solo. In fact i've just completed a book about it. Published in spring '09.
    Fizman, what kind of crowd do you hang with? :eek:

    For want of a better word, lets just call them 'interesting' shall we!

    :pac:


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    longshanks
    Registered Users Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    nah, manx are tailless cats. its those egyptian sphinx boyo's that are hairless


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    Stheno
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sphynx_(cat)


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    #20
    Fizman
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    The_Minister wrote: »
    Which are the bald cats?

    Manx, right?

    /goes to wikipedia.


    Aren't Manx the ones with no tail and reside on the Isle of Man?
    I spent a week there when I was about 8/9 yrs old.

    The little buggers don't react nicely when you try to procreate with them!


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    FlutterinBantam
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    I like a good thicket around the mindge my self, soaks up the gee suet and it doesn't look like a baby dribbling:P


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    The_Minister
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    Thanks guys.

    Could a mod change the poll option to Sphinx, and not Manx?


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    #23
    Ross_Mahon
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    Hairy legs

    http://www.veet.ie/

    Get it sorted


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    BroomBurner
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    Fizman wrote: »
    Oh I can do Bukkake solo. In fact i've just completed a book about it. Published in spring '09.



    :pac:

    Will the book be accompanied by a dvd? Need to start thinking of Christmas presents for next year


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    The Real B-man
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    The_Minister wrote: »
    Which are the bald cats?

    Manx, right?

    /goes to wikipedia.

    Manx = No Tails


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    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Neesa wrote: »
    I do :(

    You have hair on your elbows? How very odd. Have you got that checked? Do you have hairy palms too?


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    The_Minister
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    Kiera wrote: »
    You have hair on your elbows? How very odd. Have you got that checked? Do you have hairy palms too?
    Ah, chronic masturbation.

    An excellent diagnosis.


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    #28
    Fizman
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    BroomBurner wrote: »
    Will the book be accompanied by a dvd? Need to start thinking of Christmas presents for next year

    It certainly will my friend. The DVD was actually created months ago, long before the book. I just left a camera rolling in my basement over the summer and captured whatever goings on that took place.

    The book is a detailed synopsis of what is seen on the DVD, and has many tips for those adventurous folk out there. There will be a special Easter edition on its release. The contents of the egg is a 'surprise', but lets just say its topical.

    RRP $69.69.


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    Das Kitty
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    Kiera wrote: »
    You have hair on your elbows? How very odd. Have you got that checked? Do you have hairy palms too?

    Everyone has hair follicles on their elbows, the hairs usually get worn off which is why you don't think you have any. As you get older the hair follicles die off on elbows, shins and tops of the feet etc.

    Palms of hands, soles of feet and lips are the only areas of external skin that have no hair follicles


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    #30
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Das Kitty wrote: »
    Everyone has hair follicles on their elbows, the hairs usually get worn off which is why you don't think you have any. As you get older the hair follicles die off on elbows, shins and tops of the feet etc.

    Palms of hands, soles of feet and lips are the only areas of external skin that have no hair follicles

    You're no fun!


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    monkeyfudge
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    The_Minister wrote: »
    Thanks guys.

    Could a mod change the poll option to Sphinx, and not Manx?

    Yep. Change it. No body would want a tailless women, so it's a pointless question.


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