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talk to a complete stranger!!!!
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hola!
You: Va-va-va-vagina face va-va-vagina face!
Stranger: its poker face lol
You: Oh is it?
You: ****
You: I'm an idiot! I thought it was vagina!! hehehe
Stranger: lame
You: so...
You: what's up?
Stranger: nothin
You: been on this long?
Stranger: just started today
You: cool
You: lets have some fun this site is sick!
Stranger: haha
You: I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
Stranger: oooook
Stranger: were are you from?
You: IRL
You: you
Stranger: New York
You: I want to be a part of it
Stranger: what?
You: New york! new york!
You: These vagabond shoes are longing to stray
Stranger: im not from NYC.
Stranger: im from buffalo
You: Soldier?
You: dreadlock rasta?
Stranger: no...
You: oh, I see
Stranger: like the city of Buffalo
You: is that in the city of blinding lights?
Stranger: no
You: tell me a joke
Stranger: Micheal Jackson.
You: That was BAD
You: Beat it chump!
Stranger: quiet.
Stranger: im terrible at jokes
Stranger: whats your age?
You: And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
You: Nobody likes you when you're 23
You: And are still more amused by prank phone calls. What the hell is caller ID?
You: My friends say I should act my age
Stranger: hahaha I'm 20
You: what's my age again?
Stranger: ??
You: What's my age again!
Stranger: 23!
Stranger: you're prob 60 old man
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Stranger: word
You: poo
You: or is that not the word u were looking for?
Stranger: o rly?
You: mmm salty
Stranger: aha
Stranger: and what is so salty?
You: beef curtains
Stranger: ah yes, the old moose toe
You: the odd breeze does flow through the tender beef curtains
Stranger: it wafts the pungent odor of sex in the morning throughout the office
You: Queefs are us
Stranger: haha
Stranger: peace
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Not once but TWICE last night I ended up chatting with my housemate on that! Although, we were on it for about five hours so I suppose it was bound to happen, law of averages and all that0
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey, hows it glowing?
You: woof
Stranger: have you noticed the text slowly changes colour on here?
You: woof
Stranger: foow
You:
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You: My spoons to BIg!
Stranger: Sexy chat?
You: My spoons to big...
Stranger: how big
You: I am a Banana.
Stranger: can i eat it?
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Stranger: im excited
You:
You: so am I ...look behind you
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Stranger: hey into cyber????
You: you m or f?
Stranger: f
Stranger: you?
You: havent decided yet
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: let's go
Stranger: you start
You: I scratch my balls
Stranger: oh yeah that makes me so wet
Stranger: go on
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Stranger: how old are you?
You: 42
You: no wait
Stranger: Oh...im talking to a pervert
You: that was the wrong answer
Stranger: How awesome is that!
You: I thought you were talking about Douglas Adams
Stranger: Who the hell is that?
Stranger: I dont like you
You: Hitchhikers Guide?......
You: I don't like me either
You: thats why i'm talking to strangers
Stranger: Well, at least we have something in common
Stranger: Wait, I think, therefor we have nothing in common
Stranger: Did you get?!
You: get what?....raped?....dropped on my head?......
Stranger: It feels like im talking to brickwall
Stranger: I feel like bitch slapping you for some reason
Stranger: im sorry but thats just me
Stranger: ^^
You: only joking......i liked your something/nothing in common joke.....
Stranger: So, you got it?
Stranger: It took me hours to understand that
Stranger:
You: i feel like bitch slapping about 90% of the people i meet everyday
Stranger: You remind me of myself
You: wait...maybe i'm a schizo and am actually talking to myself right now
Stranger: If there is this person you dont like which happens to be a girl you could say: " You go girl, and dont come back!"
You: what if it's a fat bald middle-aged man-whore?
You: i meet a lot more of them
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: howdy
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
Stranger: howdy
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
Stranger: hi
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
Stranger: yo
You: hey
You: how's it going?
You: kept getting error messages there for ages
Stranger: pretty good
Stranger: u?
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
Stranger: this is weird
You: what is?
You: you getting those messages too?
Stranger: yeah The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
You: server must be in ****
Stranger: this talking to a stranger malarkey i mean
Stranger: is weird
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
Stranger: hows u?
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
You: i'm fine
You: you?
Stranger: fine also
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
Stranger: where are u
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
You: ****ing donkey balls!!!! send the ****ing message
You: that got through
Stranger: heheh
Stranger: where r u
You: must only be when you curse that it gets through you ****ing wanker
You: i'm in front of my pc
Stranger: i mean where in the world u ****
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
Stranger: You: i mean where in the world u ****
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
Stranger: You: i mean where in the world u ****
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
Stranger: You: i mean where in the world u ****
You: i'm from ireland
You: you?
Stranger: gateshead
You: no need to swear you big donkey bollox
Stranger: soz twatface
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
Stranger: this is really frustrating
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
Stranger: this is really frustrating
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
Stranger: this is really frustrating
You: it's not that frustrrating
You: see
Stranger: what do u do
You: i **** with people on the internets pretending their messages couldn't be delivered and that they should try again
You: you?
Stranger: i plan my every move
You: The message you sent could not be delivered. Please try again.
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Stranger: should i jack off?
You: yup
Stranger: cool
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Stranger: 18 M PL
You: 20 male ireland
You: ever seen pigs fly?
Stranger: No
You: you should watch the skys more
Stranger: ok, thx
Stranger: Linux or Windows?
You: what linux
Stranger: O ****...
Stranger: Ubuntu?
Stranger: Operation System
You: windows 96
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Anythink can break into your system
You: Just came out in my country. we dont even have wireless internet
You: u going to hack my system
Stranger: No
Stranger: Because I'm goodness
Stranger: I'm angel
You: A gay one?
Stranger: No...
Stranger: I'm christian
Stranger: I'm normal
Stranger: I'm idiot
You: how often u go to mass
Stranger: Error, Error, Error
Stranger: Once at 3 years
You: You should really update to windows 96 its unreal
Stranger: 000011111111111000000000000001010101000000001100001100010010101010101
Stranger: Error: No errors
Stranger: Error not found
You: You have a bad system
You: Widows 96 for life.
You: Im going now xxxxxxx
You: bye
Stranger: me too
Stranger: bye
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Stranger: Koffi Anan = Coffee and a nann
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I just had a 4channer try to lure me into fake netsex, that was fun. He thought I was a 4channer because of how I took the piss
You: also, you're not really female, and you fail at trying to get me to netsex :P
Stranger: kek
Stranger: anonfag
Stranger: lrn2troll
Stranger: i was building into a bel air
Stranger: but nooo
You: ****
You: keep going
You: ignore what I said
Stranger: no
Stranger: im to lazy.
You: bah
You: I'm not a 4channer though
Stranger: oreily
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Stranger: This is Chris from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.
We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Eh!?! I'll be waiting by my phone with bated breath.0 -
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: why is everyone named stranger!?!
You: I'm the only one
Stranger: dont **** with me, i just talked to someone named stranger a second ago
You: Everyone else just copies me
Stranger: or....was that you?
You: I did it before it was cool
You: And everyone stole my thing
You: I plan to sue
Stranger: welllll lookatchyoo
Stranger: RMMB?
You: I notice you're also called "stranger". Consider yourself served.
Stranger: my name is "You"
Stranger: your name is "stranger"
Stranger: and everyone ive talked to so far is under 30, hot, and lives in california
You: Don't lie to me. I'll come at you like a tonne of bricks!!
You: I'm Irish so HA
Stranger: youre in the uk, huh?
You: Yeah where you from?
Stranger: california
Stranger: which seems like a lie, given what i just said a second ago
You: That's in mexico right?
Stranger: might as well be
Stranger: its in the United States
Stranger: dont hate me for it
You: If I were going to hate you it'd be for the UK comment
You: We've fought wars over that lol
Stranger: haha, i just guessed because of the way you spelled tonne
Stranger: stateside, its ton
You: Well I spell things the UK way but that's about it. You americans with your crazy spelling
Stranger: dont forget our rampant obesity
You: And drinving on the other side of the road, what's up with that?
You: You people are crazy
Stranger: we drive on the RIGHT side of the road
You: How are you running the world like?
You: Insane
You: Lol
Stranger: the left side is clearly the wrong side
Stranger: its in the ****ing name! "right"
You: Touché. You still spell stuff wrong though
Stranger: we've already beaten the british empire once, we get to spell **** however we want
Stranger: lk wth n cnsnnts fr xmpl
You: Wow, you're badass!
Stranger: why thank you
You: Welcome! Let us unite in our non Britishness
You: And put our spelling differences aside
Stranger: good idea
You: And kick some arse
Stranger: are you drunk right now?
You: No I wish
Stranger: i thought everyone in ireland was perpetually drunk
You: I planned to be but then I spent all night on this ****ing thing and didn't get as far as the pub
You: And people living in the land of the perpetually obese shouldn't make comments like that
Stranger: touche
You: But yeah we're all alcoholics
Stranger: im gonna go find someone more gullible than you
Stranger: later
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Discovered this site a while ago, on 4chan.
A load of /b/tards on here.
Let's watch.
You: Hey
Stranger: hey whats up
You: Would you like a CPM?
Stranger: whats that mean
You: A cash prize monies!
You: All I require is your bank account details, and sort code, and I can wire the monies
You: as soon as possibile
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Level 2, START:
Stranger: hi
You: Good evening sir
You: Would you like a CPM?
Stranger: cpm?
You: A cash prize monies!
Stranger: no
You: All I require is your bank account details
You: and sort code
You: and I can wire the monies
Stranger: lol
You: as soon as possibile
Stranger: why would you do that?
You: You are a prize winner sir!
You: How does it feel?
Stranger: great!
You: Excellent.
You: Now, your sort code sir:
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You: hellllllllllo
Stranger: Do not want. You're ugly
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Join Date:Posts: 17408
You: boobies?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: damn right
You: where?
Stranger: behind that bush over there
Stranger: *points*
You: over there ---->
Stranger: right
Stranger: not too far
Stranger: right there
You: *** saunters ***
Stranger: yeah, you got it
You: here?
Stranger: little to the left
Stranger: there you go
You: still don't see them
Stranger: seriously?
You: yeah
Stranger: did you look behind the bush?
You: I can't see them
Stranger: that guy from UG must've taken it. Bandits, those guys.
Stranger: I bet we can find more
You: I looked on the bush, in the bush, around the bush, behind it, over it, under it...... everything
You: well hurry up, I need a fix man....... i need my fixxxxxxx
Stranger: alright, alright
Stranger: I got an idea
Stranger: there's only one surefire place to go
You: where?
Stranger: Narnia.
Stranger: You with me?
You: narnia has boobies?
You: once theres boobies I'm in!!
Stranger: **** yeah it does, naked mermaids everywhere
You: wait a minute................................
You: Where is narnia?
Stranger: It's uh...in my basement.
Stranger: Next to the shackles.
You: google maps ain't showing it, it ain't a real place man......
You: you having me on....
Stranger: Does google maps show middle earth?
Stranger: No, no it doesn't.
You: what you gonna do to me???
Stranger: Does that mean it isn't real?
Stranger: No, its real.
Stranger: Nothing man, just take you to narnia
You: Dam.. you have me on that one
Stranger: exactly.
You: ok lets go!
Stranger: alright!
Stranger: but first
Stranger: does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
You: **** smells rag****
You:
You:
You:
Stranger: ...dip****.
Stranger: **** shackles you in basment ****
Stranger: **** takes you to narnia ****
You:
You:
You:
You:
You:
You:
Stranger: **** unshackles you ****
Stranger: **** you wake up ****
You: what happened?
Stranger: dont worry about it man, nothing major.
Stranger: We're here though, right?
You: what is it?
Stranger: It's narnia!
Stranger: Look, a mermaid, right over there!
Stranger: Oh, but dude
You: where?
Stranger: Does your butt hurt at all?
You: Now that you mention it, it is slightly itchier than normal and burns like hell
Stranger: Don't worry about it, it's a narnia thing.
You: what? what happened?
Stranger: The only way to get into narnia...
Stranger: is to have gay sex with the centaur.
You: what?
Stranger: I didnt want to have to break it to you like that
Stranger: but I had to get you here.
You: oh man...........
Stranger: But your alright man, right?
Stranger: We're here to get your fix
You: no amount of boobies is worth that!!!
Stranger: Not even mermaid boobies?
You: *********pulls out M16*********
Stranger: woah woah woah]
Stranger: calm down there fellah
Stranger: it's all over
Stranger: it already happened when you were asleep on the way here
Stranger: I made sure you wouldnt remember it.
You: wtf man? you rode me... you literally rode me!
Stranger: Nah, not me
Stranger: the centaur
You: but now I know
You: ****** COCKS THE TRIGGER*************
Stranger: WHY SO SERIOUS?
Stranger: Wait dude, wait!
Stranger: Right over there, mermaids!
You: man i didn't want to loose my butt virginity like that... I had it all planned out!!1
Stranger: You'll scare them away!!
You: I'm not in the mood anymore
Stranger: we can get atlas, the giant lion, to give your butt virginity back to you
You: boobies suck man... boobies suck.
Stranger: through the reverse time contabulator.
You: its not worth it, I will still know.
Stranger: If it makes you feel any better, it was a female centaur with a strap on
Stranger: not a male.
You: that will haunt me forever.
You: ****BLOWS OUT HIS OWN BRAINS******
You:
You:
You:
You:
You:
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOO
You:
Stranger: Snake?
Stranger: SNAKE?
Stranger: SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: WHY GOD, WHY?!
Stranger: **** picks up m16 ****
Stranger: **** blows out own brains ****
Stranger: **** appears next to you in the afterlife ****
Stranger: **** dude, hey. Sup?
You: Dude... that hurt!!!
Stranger: I know, jesus man. My head is killing me
You: PETER on the gate over there will only let you in after you drop your kacks and bed over for how ever long he likes.........
You: oh and you never get tired up here!!!!!!!
Stranger: We'll see about that
Stranger: Dude...is that...elvis?
You: *********************************** COMMITS HEAVENLY SUICIDE **********************
You:
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You:
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Stranger: HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!?!!?!?!
Stranger: *************FOLLOWS SUIT************
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Stranger: WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT!?
You: love
You: plz
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Stranger: Hello
You: HI
You: DO YOU LIKE CHEESE?!
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Oh FFS.
It's a bot
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Conversation 1
Stranger: Hello
You: How's it going there sweetcheeks?
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Conversation 2
Stranger: hi
You: Hey sugarplum, what's shaking?
Stranger: entertain me
You: Nah - you entertain me.
Stranger: juggle!
You: jiggle!
You: I said JIGGLE!!!!!
You: Are you jiggling yet?
Stranger: i swear to god!
You: I swear to satan personally
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Conversation 3
Stranger: hows your cock
You: Still out with the chickens
You: How did you know I live on a farm?
Stranger: thats mean
You: You're from boards aren't you?
Stranger: did you pound thm bk'
You: Did I pound Thomas Beck?
You: Yeah - when I was younger we had a fling
You: he was great in the sack
Stranger: do you love dachickin
You: I love fried chicken
You: Are you a commie vegetarian?
Stranger: you r a fuked up man
You: I'm a girl
You: I think
Stranger: dont go
Stranger: do you like anal
You: Don't leave me now now now
Stranger: ??
You: I get very anal about somethings, yes.
You: Are you particular about things too?
Stranger: but do you like it in da ass
You: hee hee!
You: oh you!
Stranger: do you ??
You: Do you?
Stranger: yes hard owt
You: Don't just stand there let's get to it. Strike a pose there's nothing to it.
You: VOGUE!!!!!!
Stranger: wtf you batty creass
Stranger: lik my clit
You: What language are you speaking?
You: Are you French?
You: Hi there Frenchie!
Stranger: no im frm nz
You: What's the Eiffel Tower really like?
You: Is it that tall in real life?
Stranger: ummm yes i spose only look at it in pics
You: Oooh La La!
You: And the surrendering?
You: How's that going for you?
You: .....long pause.........
Stranger: pritty gud ae wbu oi do u no waht i lk ta do
You: Sounds like you're not French at all
You: Scottish perhaps?
You: Och aye!
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Conversation 4
Stranger: would you **** a girl who was a 10 apart from the fact that she had tiny breasts with nipples the size of sausages?
You: Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with?
Stranger: yes, the woman in the question
You: 10 is very young
You: Are you a paedo?
You: Are you from Ireland?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: no
Stranger: what do you think I am, SCUM?
You: I hear there's a lot of paedos in Ireland.
You: It's ok.
You: I won't tell
Stranger: well they're ******s
You: *nods sagely*
Stranger: I knew you'd understand
Stranger: this is why I always come to you for advice
You: So when you get out of prison, what will you do first?
Stranger: have sex with varg vikernes
You: is that some sort of root vegetable?
Stranger: well no
You: Why not have sex with a person?
Stranger: he's actually a musician who makes a style of music called black metal
You: I love magicians!
Stranger: I am trolling horribly tonight
You: Yup.
You: I'm winning
Stranger: you're not trolling either though really
Stranger: pissing in a sea of piss
You: I am a fisherman on a trawler
You: We have Wi-Fi
You: So I am TRAWLING
You: but not TROLLING
You: (see what I did there?)
Stranger: I did see that infact
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Stranger: evenin
You: Hi!
Stranger: how b u?
You: Been better!
You: and you?
Stranger: same, wats up
You: Not a lot, just missing a few friends
You: Where are you from stranger?
Stranger: i c, where r ya
You: Agh just away from home
Stranger: where bouts
You: Well I live in new york, but was in canada!
Stranger: ah, long way from home
You: yeah really long
You: sorry where are you from?
Stranger: scotland....very far away lol
You: oh waow!
You: what is scotland like?
Stranger: its like...scottish lol....like canada but with less mountains i guess
You: oh cool!
You: can you ski anywhere in scotland?
Stranger: yea theres a few places
You: I love skiing!
Stranger: never tried it
You: what is your name? I feel bad calling you a stranger
You: oh you should! Its really fun!
Stranger: na...not fit enuff for it lol
You: he he!
You: You dont have to be! Just have a good balance!
You: Im Natasha by the way!
Stranger: i suck at that to lol...im scott
Stranger: from scotland
Stranger: :P
You: Oh scott! A scotsman!
Stranger: technically im half scottish half irish
You: Half irish you say!?
You: My husband is from ireland!
Stranger: yea, from northern ireland origiinally moved to scotland ten years bak
You: So is he!
Stranger: where bouts
You: Ballymena !
You: He came over here to act
Stranger: UR MEANT TO B DEAD
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You: howya
Stranger: FACK YOU !
You: ur ma
Stranger: why are there only bots here haha
You: dunno
Stranger: hey human at last XD
You: must be the recession
Stranger: sorry lol
Stranger: wierd site :P
You: damn muslims!
You: ...
Stranger: muslims ? haha where did they come from ?
Stranger: they live in caves somwhere :P
You: Well, there was this guy called mohammed
You: and one day he heard and angel or something talking to him
You: and he set up islam
Stranger: HAHAHH
You: and presto thats where muslims come from
You: also their mother is a godd starting point
Stranger: thats exactly what jesus said too :P
You: whats a jesus?
Stranger: jesus ?
You: yeah whats that?
Stranger: prophet of christians XD?
You: oh right
You: made up guy
You: didn't exist
You: shelters paedophiles
Stranger: are you athesit ?
You: scientologist
Stranger: :O
You: would you like a personality test?
Stranger: ISINT that where you PAY to get more info :P ?
You: as opposed to the rest of life where stuff is free...
Stranger: Where 1 MAN made a religion as a BUSNEISS XD ?
Stranger: Based on fantasy and his personal imagination ?
You: The Pope?
Stranger: The pope can burn in hell XD
Stranger: i beleive theres a greater power im sure its not aliens from mars like u do :P
Stranger: are tehre different levels of scientology ^^ ?
You: aliens?
You: I havent heard anyithng about this
Stranger: and the more u pay the closer to the truth u are XD ?
You: i only go to the center 15hours a week to reflect
Stranger: aah kk
You: and watch videos about our great leader
Stranger: GREAT LEADER ?!
You: Chaz Michael Micheals is figure skating
You: BOOM!
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Stranger: http://www.peta.org/feat/chineseFurFarms/index.asp
You: ah no thanks i've already eaten
You: so much meat
You: feel like throwing half of it back up
Stranger: check the vid
You: but sure that's what happens when you eat half a cow
Stranger: i started to understand PETA after i saw it
You: but what about the closet full of fur upstairs?
You: i can't just get rid of it
Stranger: actually, china has no rules nor restrictions upon animal treating
You: it cost me a fortune
You: well that's lucky isn't it
You: otherwise they could get in trouble for doing some valuable work
You: why you no talkie
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Stranger: ey
You: How are you today?
Stranger: good
Stranger: where you from?
You: It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I and my junior sister (Sandra) intend to establish in your country.
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You: hello
Stranger: hello, fellow b9er
You: b9?
Stranger: b9
You: ?
You: ???
Stranger: b9, fool
You: Do you have the bomb?
Stranger: It's wrapped and in my trunk
You: Good work jenkins
Stranger: What is my next checkpoint?
You: The Dáil
Stranger: What if I am followed?
Stranger: I don't have a gun
You: by who?
Stranger: by the police
You: the Gardaí?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: them
Stranger: they're tricky people
You: Eh, nooo
You: they couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery
Stranger: I don't want this mission to end in failure though
Stranger: there may be a secret society working against us
You: yes.....
You: the mission....
You: by the way
You: you were the mission jenkins
You: the bomb is set to go off in 30 seconds
Stranger: That's it?
Stranger: OH ****
You: good day to you jenkins
Stranger: you double crossed me!
You: thank you for your service to the company
Stranger: thank god i put the bomb in your car
Stranger: not mine
You: mwaahahahaha
You: thants what we wanted you to think
Stranger: jokes on you, asshole
You: is it really....
You: we shall see
You: good day
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You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: Are you interested in becoming a scientologist?
Stranger: wats up??
You: We can show you the true way
Stranger: ya sure
Stranger: tell me more abt it
You: excellent
You: We believe that the inter galactic ruler Xenu came to earth and sotomised tome cruise
You: he liked it
You: now we do too
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Stranger: wow a bear :P
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C'mon. It states in Article 57 of the Constitution of the Internetz
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Stranger: hey
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You: o hai
You: asl
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: 15, female, holland
You: 15 IS TOO OLD
You: http://www.lolpedo.com/pics/pedobear-too-old.jpg
Stranger: I KNOW
Stranger: -.-
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You: hi
Stranger: Whoa...Joseph?
Stranger: Is that you?
You: sure yeah
Stranger: My god I haven't seen you in so long!
Stranger: What's it been? Like 30 years?
You: its true
Stranger: Wow...
Stranger: This is great
Stranger: Just ****in' great
You: how have you been since the accident?
Stranger: You killed my parents, you know
You: ahh
Stranger: They died in that accident
You: well now it was hardly my fault, you dared me n' all
Stranger: Dude I was drunk
Stranger: Come on
You: next time don't dare a man to prepare a gourmet banquet from people unless you're willing to lose your family
You: to be fair
You: we both enjoyed that meal
Stranger: True, true
Stranger: But you could've avoided adding semen to those burger
Stranger: I mean seriously, man
Stranger: My parents got AIDS
Stranger: AND DIED
Stranger: YOU DICK
Stranger: ILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU
Stranger: I HOPE YOU BURN, JOSEPH
Stranger: BURN
You: well alright I'll admit maybe I was a bit too quick in that regard
You: but come on it was a fun night
Stranger: YOU BONED MY SISTER THEN CAME IN THE BURGERS
Stranger: SHES WAS 5
You: lol I didn't have a condom!
Stranger: FIVE YEARS OLD MAN
You: what was I gonna do spooge on the carpet??
Stranger: THATS JAILBAIT
Stranger: IN HER
You: lol your parents would've killed me! Oh wait.... >_<
Stranger: SHES NOT MENSTRAL
Stranger: IT WOULDNTVE MATTERED
Stranger: man i love you man
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