First world problems?

Sooopie · 15-10-2011 12:19am #1

mate of mine is waiting on some pretty serious results, which makes me think, the little things that get you down, niggley things that might wreck your head, day to day

do we ever realise just how good we have things?

after hours, the floor is yours,

El Guapo! · 15-10-2011 12:20am

Parching.
Fridge is too far away

Unique User Name · 15-10-2011 12:21am

First world problems - what to have for dinner tonight - Lobster or steak

JONJO THE MISER · 15-10-2011 12:21am

Ive only got 5 cans of Beamish left:mad:

starbelgrade · 15-10-2011 12:22am

When there's no butter in the butter dish & you want to make a sammich & then you take the butter from the fridge but it won't spread right.

That's worse than having AIDS.

The King of Moo · 15-10-2011 12:22am

Yeah, sometimes when I get a short way outside the city somewhere quite and peaceful, and preferably somewhere beautiful or where I can appreciate the power of nature, like at the sea on a stormy day, I realise how nonsensical it is when I worry about things like work or having to choose between two social gatherings scheduled for the same night.

Cill Dara Abu · 15-10-2011 12:25am

No Coke in the shop today so I had to buy Pepsi

StaticNoise · 15-10-2011 12:26am

Oh no. On the way home from work, a homeless man looked at me.

Dick_Sweetener · 15-10-2011 12:26am

First post on boards:

The frantic pre-first post shaking, nervous vomiting an diarrhea we all go through before we put up that first little gem. It's worse than rooting through wet coal for decomposing rats for dinner, a classic trumped up third world problem

Sonics2k · 15-10-2011 12:27am

I have a toothache from a Wisdom tooth coming up.

There is no pain in existence worse than this. No exaggeration at all! :pac:

smk89 · 15-10-2011 12:27am

When the music you download has the numbers in the title and you have to remove them manually

Chuck Stone · 15-10-2011 12:27am

Tis a tuff station when you have the choice between buying a 4-by-4 and paying for your cat's kidney dialysis.

Killer Pigeon · 15-10-2011 12:28am

My deluxe top-of-the-range espresso machine stopped working the other day.

It turned out my diamond ring got jammed inside it after it fell off my finger when I was loading the machine with Kopi Luwak coffee beans.

Gawd! These damned first world problems get on my nerves sometimes.

If only we lived in a world where coffee beans load themselves automatically into coffee machines...

Sooopie · 15-10-2011 12:28am

Dick_Sweetener wrote: »

First post on boards:

The frantic pre-first post shaking, nervous vomiting an diarrhea we all go through before we put up that first little gem. It's worse than rooting through wet coal for decomposing rats for dinner, a classic trumped up third world problem

Diarrhea

I hope your first post was worth it

squod · 15-10-2011 12:29am

Dick_Sweetener wrote: »

First post on boards:

The frantic pre-first post shaking, nervous vomiting an diarrhea we all go through before we put up that first little gem. It's worse than rooting through wet coal for decomposing rats for dinner, a classic trumped up third world problem

Fantastic username.

Kadongy · 15-10-2011 12:30am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2p5svFJ9cQ

Dick_Sweetener · 15-10-2011 12:31am

squod wrote: »

Fantastic username.

That's exactly what Chris Hansen said!

Simply Red · 15-10-2011 12:31am

The remote being on the other side of the room when you want to change the channel

Sooopie · 15-10-2011 12:32am

Simply Red wrote: »

The remote being on the other side of the room when you want to change the channel

or when you can't find it

StaticNoise · 15-10-2011 12:36am

The trolley takes a Euro coin.
All I have are notes.

Sooopie · 15-10-2011 12:42am

When you get on the bus and the fare is €1.65 and you only have a €2 coin

KeithM89_old · 15-10-2011 12:43am

Dick_Sweetener wrote: »

First post on boards:

The frantic pre-first post shaking, nervous vomiting an diarrhea we all go through before we put up that first little gem. It's worse than rooting through wet coal for decomposing rats for dinner, a classic trumped up third world problem

Yeah, good one.
Banned

scooby2791 · 15-10-2011 12:44am

Meatball Marinara or Chicken & Bacon Ranch?

Always a toughy.

Killer Pigeon · 15-10-2011 12:44am

Ugh! My damned African slave wouldn't do any work today.

Turned out he died.

Gawd! If only slaves had a lower mortality rate!

Now I have to contact that dodgy slave-trader again.

Damned first world problems...

nkay1985 · 15-10-2011 12:44am

My laptop was running ever-so-slightly slow earlier on.

The_B_Man · 15-10-2011 12:45am

http://www.whitepersonproblems.com/

Sooopie · 15-10-2011 12:46am

scooby2791 wrote: »

Meatball Marinara or Chicken & Bacon Ranch?

Always a toughy.

fule

always steak and cheese with southwest sauce :cool:

IvaBigWun · 15-10-2011 12:46am

I had to get up and answer the land line. FML.

iguana · 15-10-2011 12:53am

When you think of a really clever first world problem to post but forget it as soon as you sit down to post it.

StaticNoise · 15-10-2011 1:01am

The ATM could only dispense €50 notes.

Dempsey · 15-10-2011 1:08am

Waiting for the next season of Breaking Bad is torture I tells ya!

maygitchell · 15-10-2011 3:18am

Dick_Sweetener wrote: »

First post on boards:

The frantic pre-first post shaking, nervous vomiting an diarrhea we all go through before we put up that first little gem. It's worse than rooting through wet coal for decomposing rats for dinner, a classic trumped up third world problem

After all that you got banned......

LighterGuy · 15-10-2011 3:25am

Sooopie wrote: »

mate of mine is waiting on some pretty serious results, which makes me think, the little things that get you down, niggley things that might wreck your head, day to day

do we ever realise just how good we have things?

after hours, the floor is yours,

I know what you mean.
Its not until something serious happens do you realise how something else doesnt mean anything.

But I think we are natually self-involved to a degree. Obviously some more than others. That we sweat over the small stuff. I think only with experience can we start to learn what matters and what doesnt matter.

I personally think its apart of the learning experience of life.

Fozzydog3 · 15-10-2011 3:25am

" You have watched 72 minutes of video today "

3rdDegree · 15-10-2011 3:37am

KeithM89 wrote: »

Dick_Sweetener wrote: »

First post on boards:

The frantic pre-first post shaking, nervous vomiting an diarrhea we all go through before we put up that first little gem. It's worse than rooting through wet coal for decomposing rats for dinner, a classic trumped up third world problem

Yeah, good one.
Banned

Really, why? The name or the post?

JONJO THE MISER · 15-10-2011 4:27am

Fozzydog3 wrote: »

" You have watched 72 minutes of video today "

ever hear of downloading?

orourkeda · 15-10-2011 5:04am

Dick_Sweetener wrote: »

That's exactly what Chris Hansen said!

I thought he said MMM Bop hit the top I do

PucaMama · 15-10-2011 12:03pm

my problem? when people assume i "have it good":rolleyes:

ringadingding · 15-10-2011 12:20pm

3rdDegree wrote: »

Really, why? The name or the post?

Yeah, am I missing something too ?

paddyandy · 15-10-2011 12:26pm

Ma denims need more bleachin' i can't go out wit dem lookin new?????

IcedOut · 15-10-2011 12:27pm

When you but 1 drink in spar and then you go to centra and its buy 1 get 1 free

joseph brand · 15-10-2011 12:40pm

Having to refill the sugar and tea bag jars. Hassle.

Also, my Dad used to moan about having to turn on the switch on the socket, at the counter, where the toaster was plugged in. Really did grind his gears.

Frozen food shopping won't fit in freezer cos it's full. Oh the worries.

ScumLord · 15-10-2011 1:10pm

I have to walk over to the window to get reception on my phone. :mad:

Birneybau · 15-10-2011 1:12pm

The paralysis of analysis:

Trying to decide on a dvd to watch, put one on, decide not in the mood, try to pick another one out, waste most of the night looking through shelves for something you fancy watching, decide it's too late, go to bed.

wonton · 15-10-2011 1:26pm

sitting down to watch tv and eat your dinner and adverts start just after you start eating.

when the bus arrives and you are only mid way through a smoke.

4leto · 15-10-2011 1:47pm

I am having a serious first world problem at the moment. The remote control needs new batteries. I have to get up and change the tele, its like I have been transported back to the stoneage, this is genuine hardship.

Sam Vimes · 15-10-2011 2:10pm

4leto wrote: »

I am having a serious first world problem at the moment. The remote control needs new batteries. I have to get up and change the tele, its like I have been transported back to the stoneage, this is genuine hardship.

You need one of these: http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRhlmlgCzgN-pQLblK3KPgbhd5WRv6uti7-pmts1wXg0mQP2MLp

Temptamperu · 15-10-2011 2:11pm

Im running out of smokes and have to go to the shop. The shop is five minutes away but i dont want to brush my hair today :mad:

paddyandy · 15-10-2011 2:18pm

Will i scratch myself or not i just can't make up my mind....i'll postpone the decision for now.

mattjack · 15-10-2011 2:24pm

Temptamperu wrote: »

Im running out of smokes and have to go to the shop. The shop is five minutes away but i dont want to brush my hair today :mad:

brush your hair ? wtf ...

Temptamperu · 15-10-2011 2:26pm

mattjack wrote: »

brush your hair ? wtf ...

It goes down past me shoulders, tends to need to be brushed from time to time

First world problems?

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