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Would You Use A Gloryhole If You Came Across One??

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    #32
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    Are there any glory holes in Ireland?


    When I was in DCU there were stories of such goings on in make toilets at certain times on a certain floor and no I never ventured in to look.

    No matter where in the world I was I wouldn't put my beast through one.


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    #33
    [Jackass]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    I think it's safe to say that if you're in a lads jacks and there's a glory hole, sticking your c0ck through it will result in a lad sucking it or shoving it up his arse. Glory holes are for gay people, pornstars (believe it or not) do not hang around lads jacks waiting to service a c0ck.

    And for that reason, I'm afriad I'm out.


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    #34
    Lone Stone
    Registered Users Posts: 3,405 ✭✭✭Lone Stone


    I have a portable glory hole i take everywhere with me, Its basically a piece of cardboard with a hole i cut in it. Public toilets are so nineties.


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    #35
    danniemcq
    Registered Users Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    Are there any glory holes in Ireland?

    There used to be one in the local bus eireann station up here...

    Lets just say i walked in at the wrong time and quickly walked out again.

    After about 30 seconds 2 people came storming out one guy looked about 30 or so the other 50+.

    gave it a few more minutes before going in to pee.


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    #36
    noddyone2
    Registered Users Posts: 313 ✭✭noddyone2


    Wexford is full of them! I've heard there's quite a few in Taghmon.


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    #37
    noddyone2
    Registered Users Posts: 313 ✭✭noddyone2


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    Are there any glory holes in Ireland?
    Wexford is full of them! I've heard there's a fewin Taghmon.


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    #38
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Fúck that shít, wouldn't interest me in the slightest. Besides knowing my luck all that would be on the other side would be some nutter with a carving knife or a hungry alsation.
    What the fúck goes on in some peoples heads!!


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    #39
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    I was convinced this had something to do with "Gold Rush" ah the dissapointment,


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    #40
    working fool
    Registered Users Posts: 813 ✭✭✭working fool


    I've had relationships that would have benefited greatly from a glory hole

    Can you get a clean set of underware & a cooked breakfast through one ?


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    #41
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,398 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    [Jackass] wrote: »
    I think it's safe to say that if you're in a lads jacks and there's a glory hole, sticking your c0ck through it will result in a lad sucking it or shoving it up his arse. Glory holes are for gay people, pornstars (believe it or not) do not hang around lads jacks waiting to service a c0ck.

    And for that reason, I'm afriad I'm out.

    Ah, come on, I'm sure there's plenty of women hanging around mens public toilets dying to suck any randomers cock.


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    #42
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    No I wouldn't cause I don't think the girl could get her flaps through


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    #43
    prinz
    Registered Users Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    Bring a foot stool with you OP.


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    #44
    Roadend
    Registered Users Posts: 885 ✭✭✭Roadend


    Joey the lips wrote: »
    I was convinced this had something to do with "Gold Rush" ah the dissapointment,

    Jesus, the idea of the gloryhole breaking down in every episode :mad:


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    #45
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    And some mints!


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    #46
    Goafer
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 41 ✭Goafer


    OP, add a poll, and don't forget the atari option.


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    #47
    danniemcq
    Registered Users Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    Joey the lips wrote: »
    I was convinced this had something to do with "Gold Rush" ah the dissapointment,

    i really hope that prat that lost his house in the flood has a horrible season, feel sorry for his son and other guy who are working with him this season but blame your backstabbing backstard of a boss of yours


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    #48
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    [Jackass] wrote: »
    I think it's safe to say that if you're in a lads jacks and there's a glory hole, sticking your c0ck through it will result in a lad sucking it or shoving it up his arse. Glory holes are for gay people, pornstars (believe it or not) do not hang around lads jacks waiting to service a c0ck.

    And for that reason, I'm afriad I'm out.

    The Dragons have spoken. :cool:


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    #49
    A_Sober_Paddy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,221 ✭✭✭A_Sober_Paddy


    I'm be more hoping to come through a glory hole, not across one:D


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    #50
    Pedant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Pedant


    It's a proven fact that men give better BJs than women.


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    #51
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    Personally I prefer to stick it through letterboxes, then rings people's doorbells


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    #52
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Definitely wouldn't be into that sort of an effort. If someone wants to put their penis though a hole in the wall in some den of iniquity fair play to them, they're braver than I am.

    Anyway, half the fun of a BJ is sitting back on the couch, beer in hand watching some blonde thing go to work.

    First they came for the socialists...



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    #53
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    There's no way I'd stick my dick in a random hole in a bathroom wall.


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    #54
    danniemcq
    Registered Users Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    Personally I prefer to stick it through letterboxes, then rings people's doorbells

    till you get the hosue with the dog that always eats the letters and papers that usually come through the letterbox


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    #55
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭Feisar


    danniemcq wrote: »
    till you get the hosue with the dog that always eats the letters and papers that usually come through the letterbox

    Much better to sneak around back and smash the doors in.

    First they came for the socialists...



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    #56
    Doyler92
    Registered Users Posts: 2,664 ✭✭✭Doyler92


    Lone Stone wrote: »
    I have a portable glory hole i take everywhere with me, Its basically a piece of cardboard with a hole i cut in it. Public toilets are so nineties.

    We all know it's the tube after you use all the toilet roll.

    Then sometimes you get really adventurous and bring out a kitchen roll ;)


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    #57
    Conall Cernach
    Registered Users Posts: 1,926 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach


    danniemcq wrote: »
    There used to be one in the local bus eireann station up here...

    Lets just say i walked in at the wrong time and quickly walked out again.

    After about 30 seconds 2 people came storming out one guy looked about 30 or so the other 50+.

    gave it a few more minutes before going in to pee.
    Before they renovated the jacks in Bus Aras nearly every cubicle had them. Also the jacks that used to be beside O'Connell Bridge was kind of notorious.


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    #58
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Lone Stone wrote: »
    I have a portable glory hole i take everywhere with me, Its basically a piece of cardboard with a hole i cut in it. Public toilets are so nineties.

    They're a gay guys invention and tbh no I don't fancy shoving my cock through one. Getting a nice bit of head is the least of my worries when my dick is on the line in front of a randomer that could be psycho!!

    I never came across one ever don't want to either!


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    #59
    Pedant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Pedant


    There's nothing stopping the blower using one of these on the blowee if he/she doesn't like his ding dong:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KXmcNfEFMI


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    #60
    paddyzk
    Registered Users Posts: 1,286 ✭✭✭paddyzk


    Imagine the looks you'd get going into the jacks with a power drill ?


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    #61
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,024 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    noddyone2 wrote: »
    Wexford is full of them! I've heard there's quite a few in Taghmon.

    The Taghmon Gloryhole Festival?


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