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  • #102
    jill_valentine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    Vojera wrote: »
    It exists!

    I can't believe they didn't call it a handbook.


  • #103
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,353 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    One thing you can say aboot Lesbians............................................they make Great Movies

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



  • #104
    stmol32
    Registered Users Posts: 718 ✭✭✭stmol32


    kowloon wrote: »
    To answer the mickey shaped vibrator question. NSFW

    Why is that NSFW?

    I have seventeen of them on me desk and no-one has ever said anything about it to me.

    Except all them people from the personnel department, the party poopers.


  • #105
    weisses
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,560 ✭✭✭weisses


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2cCksUt4wE


  • #106
    lightspeed
    Registered Users Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭lightspeed


    How cum there are not more lesbians looking for threesomes with men?
    Surely the real McCoy would be better than some toy.


  • #107
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    Pandas.

    What ?!


  • #108
    jill_valentine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    lightspeed wrote: »
    How cum there are not more lesbians looking for threesomes with men?
    Surely the real McCoy would be better than some toy.

    I don't think you've really got the gist of this lesbian idea, to be honest.


  • #109
    Maldesu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,416 ✭✭✭Maldesu


    upstairs for coffee wrote: »

    "I am attracted to women yet use plastic imitations of the penis to pleasure my sexual partner"

    I'm straight but yet I feel that wrapping my own hand around my penis and pleasuring myself is abnormal'...

    So boys and girls, what does the hand represent?


  • #110
    damagegt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,061 ✭✭✭damagegt


    Maldesu wrote: »
    I'm straight but yet I feel that wrapping my own hand around my penis and pleasuring myself is abnormal'...

    So boys and girls, what does the hand represent?

    boredom


  • #111
    ashers22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 289 ✭✭ashers22


    Vojera wrote: »
    It exists!

    I want it now dammit!


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  • #112
    jill_valentine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    Maldesu wrote: »
    I'm straight but yet I feel that wrapping my own hand around my penis and pleasuring myself is abnormal'...

    So boys and girls, what does the hand represent?

    Idle playthings are the devil's hands. Or something.


  • #113
    dd972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭dd972


    ''I'm only into Gay porn...
    ...but both chicks have to be hot !'' - John Cooper Clarke


  • #114
    MonkeyBalls
    Registered Users Posts: 437 ✭✭MonkeyBalls


    most lezzies just haven't met the right man


  • #115
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    MonkeyBalls wrote: »
    most lezzies just haven't met the right man

    Right man hasn't been born and his mother is dead.


  • #116
    donfers
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭donfers


    sorry it it has been mentioned but i haven't read the whole thread

    one thing that confuses me about lesbians is why some of them deliberately go for a more masuline, butch look when they are attracted to and by females


  • #117
    Higher
    Site Banned Posts: 1,519 ✭✭✭Higher


    My friend had a threesome with two lesbians who had been going out for years. One of them got really upset that the other was too into him and they broke up over it. My mate didn't care though, he just had a threesome with two hot lesbians.


  • #118
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    donfers wrote: »
    sorry it it has been mentioned but i haven't read the whole thread

    one thing that confuses me about lesbians is why some of them deliberately go for a more masuline, butch look when they are attracted to and by females

    Maybe you are confused as you have a very narrow definition of what females should look like.


  • #119
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    did anyone else see the lesbians in q bar yesterday? they were practically at it on the table they were at


  • #120
    jaffacakesyum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭jaffacakesyum


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    did anyone else see the lesbians in q bar yesterday? they were practically at it on the table they were at

    Maybe I should've gone to Q Bar instead of the George last night! :pac:

    Q Bar is sh1t though, I'm not surprised they were at it on the table. Have to make that place interesting somehow


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  • #121
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    jaffacakesyum wrote: »
    Maybe I should've gone to Q Bar instead of the George last night! :pac:

    Q Bar is sh1t though, I'm not surprised they were at it on the table. Have to make that place interesting somehow

    The G was shight last night, bad karaoke


  • #122
    jaffacakesyum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭jaffacakesyum


    efb wrote: »
    The G was shight last night, bad karaoke

    Missed the karaoke but the music was shockin...even worse than usual. And all the hot girls were straight. Also, as usual :( :P


  • #123
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    donfers wrote: »
    sorry it it has been mentioned but i haven't read the whole thread

    one thing that confuses me about lesbians is why some of them deliberately go for a more masuline, butch look when they are attracted to and by females

    I'll give you worse.

    Relation of mine through marriage is / was a lesbian and has a female partner - fair enough. She professed that she was a man in a woman's body so got a sex change - again fair enough. The clincher is that she is still with the same partner.

    Think about it. :confused:


  • #124
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    I'll give you worse.

    Relation of mine through marriage is / was a lesbian and has a female partner - fair enough. She professed that she was a man in a woman's body so got a sex change - again fair enough. The clincher is that she is still with the same partner.

    Think about it. :confused:


    lesbian to straight man....not seeing the headwreck there in terms of staying with the same person....


  • #125
    ashers22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 289 ✭✭ashers22


    MonkeyBalls wrote: »
    most lezzies just haven't met the right man

    I know its an AH but all the same..I'd be much happier on my own than with any man, I could even live without the right woman if it comes down to it. I've lived a very straight life for long enough and the thought of never having to do it ever again fills me with relief.


  • #126
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,104 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Nodin wrote: »
    lesbian to straight man....not seeing the headwreck there in terms of staying with the same person....

    Or bisexual trans man

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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  • #127
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    Nodin wrote: »
    lesbian to straight man....not seeing the headwreck there in terms of staying with the same person....

    It's fine for the person that got a mickey but I can't understand how it's ok with the receiver as she is now in a straight relationship with a 'man' as opposed to a gay relationship with a woman. ;)


  • #128
    padd b1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,782 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    Higher wrote: »
    My friend had a threesome with two lesbians who had been going out for years. One of them got really upset that the other was too into him and they broke up over it. My mate didn't care though, he just had a threesome with two hot lesbians.
    Jay from The Inbetweeners?


  • #129
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    It's fine for the person that got a mickey but I can't understand how it's ok with the receiver as she is now in a straight relationship with a 'man' as opposed to a gay relationship with a woman. ;)


    She loves the person and not the 'hardware'. The sentimental would be touched by the thought, I would have imagined.


  • #130
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,104 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    It's fine for the person that got a mickey but I can't understand how it's ok with the receiver as she is now in a straight relationship with a 'man' as opposed to a gay relationship with a woman. ;)

    The two people are in love and don't let gender identity or sexual orientation get in the way. I don't see a problem.

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #131
    Reloc8
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,857 ✭✭✭Reloc8


    Does anyone know what the fuel consumption figures for a typical lesbian are ?

    Or should I start another thread :pac:


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  • #132
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Jesus there is a lot of sexuality hate in AH tonight.


  • #133
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    benwavner wrote: »
    Jesus there is a lot of sexuality hate in AH tonight.

    These gays threads are a load of bollix.


  • #134
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    These gays threads are a load of bollix.

    that statement is rather ironic in this thread...


  • #135
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    These gays threads are a load of bollix.

    They were going on about gay Panda's in here last night.


  • #136
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    Time to spread some love.
    This track is for da ladiez .....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgkBWZXVLyk


  • #137
    Reloc8
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,857 ✭✭✭Reloc8


    TheUsual wrote: »
    They were going on about gay Panda's in here last night.

    Terrible the way they make you log on and read the thread every night as well though.


  • #138
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    mango salsa wrote: »
    The two people are in love and don't let gender identity or sexual orientation get in the way. I don't see a problem.

    For fvckin real? :eek:

    If my woman came home tomorrow and was now a man she would get the bullet before she could open her mouth. I'm sure most people would feel the same.


  • #139
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    TheUsual wrote: »

    They were going on about gay Panda's in here last night.

    That's gay propaganda.

    Panda only wants belly rubs like lady panda


  • #140
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Panda only wants belly rubs like lady panda

    Probably the reason you lads are going extinct.
    Less hand relief, more baby Panda's !!


  • #141
    Icyseanfitz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,411 ✭✭✭Icyseanfitz


    great bunch of lads


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  • #142
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    And we're done.


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