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Odd things you do on your own, that you wouldn't want others seeing

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    #62
    Redpunto
    Registered Users Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭Redpunto


    Dancing in front of the mirror


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    #63
    donmeister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭donmeister


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    I do GOB Bluths chicken dance for hours on end.

    Same As!

    CACA CACA CACA! *claps hands* :pac:


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    #64
    Jackeenboy
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    Giving the tissue a good sniff after wiping my arse with it;)


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    #65
    6th
    Registered Users Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    Dry shave my nut sack.


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    #66
    useful_contacts
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    • squeeze my spots
    • pick my nose and flick it
    • double click my mouse
    • shave my - self ;)
    • when i put my i pod on loud and im cawing away to myself(got caught a few times)
    • when im drunk n i talk to myself (c r a z y )


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    #67
    TheLoc
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    6th wrote: »
    Dry shave my nut sack.
    I've never had the pleasure.
    I'll admit to basking in the smell of my own farts, commentating on fifa and doing little press conferences in between matches... I often look at the Cr@p on the toilet tissue after whipping my arse but I have never smelt it (that is sick). scratching my hole and smelling it I've done which is sick but I do it anyway when i'm at work as long as no-one is watching obviously. putting the shower hose on powerfull and spraying the back of my sac. its lovely


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    #68
    6th
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    TheLoc wrote: »
    I've never had the pleasure.

    DO IT!


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    #69
    Jackeenboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 212 ✭✭Jackeenboy


    TheLoc wrote: »
    I've never had the pleasure.
    I'll admit to basking in the smell of my own farts, commentating on fifa and doing little press conferences in between matches... I often look at the Cr@p on the toilet tissue after whipping my arse but I have never smelt it (that is sick). scratching my hole and smelling it I've done which is sick but I do it anyway when i'm at work as long as no-one is watching obviously. putting the shower hose on powerfull and spraying the back of my sac. its lovely
    THE BEST POST EVER ON BOARDS.IE:D:D:D:D:D:D


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    #70
    joseph brand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    That's kinda like **** so **** would have probably covered it.
    My odd thing is very occasionally, when the gods smile down on me and I find myself not having to work and alone in the house I drink beer at 12 in the morning and swear at war documentaries.

    Thats Classic stuff. :D


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    #71
    Exneigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 112 ✭✭Exneigh


    I like to catch spiders around the house and race them on my kitchen floor.
    Some day I'll catch some flies and using adhesive stick them on the spiders backs like little tiny jockies. :cool:


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    #72
    joseph brand
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    Doin the X-rated naked tea pot dance.

    Clutch penis in one hand and stick a finger up yer bum to form shape of tea-pot (of course).

    Then sing:

    'I'm a little tea-pot,
    here's my spout (point to penis, usually flacid)
    where's my finger,
    it's up my bum'.

    probably done it twice now. :eek:


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    #73
    Exneigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 112 ✭✭Exneigh


    joseph brand wrote: »
    Doin the X-rated naked tea pot dance.

    Clutch penis in one hand and stick a finger up yer bum to form shape of tea-pot (of course).

    Then sing:

    'I'm a little tea-pot,
    here's my spout (point to penis, usually flacid)
    where's my finger,
    it's up my bum'.

    probably done it twice now. :eek:

    Well there's a mental image I shan't forget easily!


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    #74
    Senna
    Registered Users Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    joseph brand wrote: »
    Doin the X-rated naked tea pot dance.

    Clutch penis in one hand and stick a finger up yer bum to form shape of tea-pot (of course).

    Then sing:

    'I'm a little tea-pot,
    here's my spout (point to penis, usually flacid)
    where's my finger,
    it's up my bum'.

    probably done it twice now. :eek:

    I've tried almost everything while alone and there's not much i wouldn't try, but that is just disturbing, even to a sick cúnt like me.


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