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  • #52
    Heathen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Heathen


    Top deck the jax ;-)


  • #53
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Get a load of blood and animal scraps from the butchers and pour it all over the hall, splash it on the walls for when they walk in. Close all curtains and blinds to darken the whole house.

    Leave a trail of blood to the kitchen then smear it over the knife drawer and put a hand print on the fridge.

    Finally, dribble the blood up the stairs into the parents bedroom. Lock it from the inside and climb out a window. Hide in the garden somewhere.

    Then lol.


  • #54
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    mariaalice wrote: »
    I know this is really radical and not what you are looking for, how about cooking your gf a nice dinner, doing some tiding up and ironing for her, take the dog for a walk, then walk up and meet her form work and ask her about her day, run her a bath.

    By doing the above you will feel good about yourself, you won't be bored, and you will be well on your way to winning the boyfriend of the year award!

    invite mariaalice around for entertainment


  • #55
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Arrange a boards beers in her house this Friday!


  • #56
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    smash wrote: »
    Arrange a boards beers in her house this Friday!

    Deanality is a bit far to go :(

    its that dean right?


  • #57
    Snakeblood
    Registered Users Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    Well don't kill a hooker. I did that. More trouble than it's worth all in all.


  • #58
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Snakeblood wrote: »
    Well don't kill a hooker. I did that. More trouble than it's worth all in all.

    You forgot to put down the plastic , didn't you ??

    I made that mistake the first time or was it the second time, I can never remember.


  • #59
    Eric Cartman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,280 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    go look all over your girlfriends room, she probably has something you dont know about


  • #60
    Mr. Boo
    Registered Users Posts: 347 ✭✭Mr. Boo


    Burn it down.


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  • #61
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Dean0088 wrote: »
    So; the girlfriends family are away (She lives with her parents - we're teenagers). And she has work all day. I'm staying with her for the two weeks having a grand aul time as you can imagine ;) Now I'm left in the family home all by myself with their little annoying **** of a dog.

    Feels kind of 'wrong'.

    I'm kind of bored too... There's very little snooping to be done. Plus I'm pretty sure her neighbour thinks I'm a burgular. She seen me when she was hanging out washing and for some reason I leapt onto the ground :pac:

    Any ideas on what I can get up to for the next seven hours or so? :)


    and you have to come online and ask for an instruction manual

    Kido hang your head in shame :rolleyes:


  • #62
    sgb
    Registered Users Posts: 770 ✭✭✭sgb


    Get the Ma's toothbrush and stick it up your arse bristle end first, then take a photograph and when she's been back a couple of days send her the photo


  • #63
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    Sit there being grateful that they're letting you stay in their house. Also hug the dog and apologise for calling him or her names.


  • #64
    John Doe1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    join the priesthood you vile heathen


  • #65
    BeanbagBallbag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 181 ✭✭BeanbagBallbag


    Switch the salt with the sugar, butter all the bread and put it all back the way it was, pour out half of the milk and fill up back up with water and shake it.

    P.S before you switch the salt and sugar, fill up the kettle with water and mix in salt.


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