Grand Theft Auto Online (a.k.a. Frankie's Glitching Songs Thread)

monkeynuz · 18-09-2014 3:41pm

I now have rockstar social name same as game name.

Zero-Cool · 18-09-2014 3:50pm

monkeynuz wrote: »

I now have rockstar social name same as game name.

Invite sent, once you accept it you're in!

We just need 10 more people for a 400 crew.

Max Mafioso · 18-09-2014 3:51pm

monkeynuz wrote: »

I now have rockstar social name same as game name.

Welcome to the Crew, feel free to add me to your PSN, name is MaxMartello or Max Martello, can never remember if there is a space in there or not

monkeynuz · 18-09-2014 4:06pm

Thanks guys accepted invite

monkeynuz · 18-09-2014 4:45pm

Max Mafioso wrote: »

Welcome to the Crew, feel free to add me to your PSN, name is MaxMartello or Max Martello, can never remember if there is a space in there or not

How do I do that max lol!

Joeseph Balls · 18-09-2014 4:57pm

monkeynuz wrote: »

How do I do that max lol!

If its the same a xbox, just go to friends list on console menu, add friend and type in his PSN.

Max Mafioso · 18-09-2014 5:53pm

I've added you there, I'm gonna be online now for a bit if anyone is around

falan · 18-09-2014 11:06pm

Ive put 8 hours into online today before my Xbox froze in a deathmatch with dusty and the other lad from the crew. Ill call it a night. FeelIng manky :-( need a shower...

Farty88 · 19-09-2014 2:54am

How come someone ranked 39 be matching all my attributes and everytime I shoot him he won't die

Kenjataimu · 19-09-2014 7:20am

Farty88 wrote: »

How come someone ranked 39 be matching all my attributes and everytime I shoot him he won't die

He might be eating snacks to fill up his health bar and putting on armour again every time he gets hit.

Or he is in God mode.
If you are unloading full clips into him and no damage he probably is some sort of hacker.

Joeseph Balls · 19-09-2014 9:28am

falan wrote: »

Ive put 8 hours into online today before my Xbox froze in a deathmatch with dusty and the other lad from the crew. Ill call it a night. FeelIng manky :-( need a shower...

Mine froze too:mad: Couldnt be arsed turning it back on

Max Mafioso · 19-09-2014 9:36am

Happened to me twice last night on the PS3.

Had a fun session last night though with Phobos and Proco doing some races.
I swear, its hard to get annoyed when losing in a race that has Phobos in it too, just hearing him when he messes up makes me laugh so much

Randomfriend · 19-09-2014 10:29am

Proco Jr. wrote: »

He might be eating snacks to fill up his health bar and putting on armour again every time he gets hit.

Or he is in God mode.
If you are unloading full clips into him and no damage he probably is some sort of hacker.

Or he's headshotting you. Since I started the new character, I'm just trying to headshot everyone, it's easy enough to take out lads in the 100's with my lv 30 yolke as long as you know what you're doing.

Max Mafioso · 19-09-2014 10:37am

Randomfriend wrote: »

Or he's headshotting you. Since I started the new character, I'm just trying to headshot everyone, it's easy enough to take out lads in the 100's with my lv 30 yolke as long as you know what you're doing.

Unless they are in God mode. I've used grenades and stickys on a guy and he wouldnt die, kept killing me. I would headshot him and nothing

Randomfriend · 19-09-2014 10:55am

Max Mafioso wrote: »

Unless they are in God mode. I've used grenades and stickys on a guy and he wouldnt die, kept killing me. I would headshot him and nothing

Godmodes not really that common thou, I'd say his issue is just lads who know what they're doing. There's plenty of people who are using lowish level 2nd characters who also have lv 300+ characters, so they don't go outside very often and are too good at the game.

Farty88 · 19-09-2014 11:08am

Proco Jr. wrote: »

He might be eating snacks to fill up his health bar and putting on armour again every time he gets hit.

Or he is in God mode.
If you are unloading full clips into him and no damage he probably is some sort of hacker.

Say he's a hacker met 3 in the last two days.impossible to kill and seams to only shoot me once or twice and kills me straight away. Fierce frustrating haha must be a new dlc coming last time the space ships were spawning in the city square and we got flight school couple of days later.

Farty88 · 19-09-2014 11:14am

Randomfriend wrote: »

Godmodes not really that common thou, I'd say his issue is just lads who know what they're doing. There's plenty of people who are using lowish level 2nd characters who also have lv 300+ characters, so they don't go outside very often and are too good at the game.

He must be a hacker tho.he's going around with a star and exclamation mark in it over his head and he's all the guns on level 39 including the rocket launcher jus doesn't make sense plus I was in a session the other nite and keshfm would even tell ya another lad was impossible to kill.I remember seeing a white dot over his character no matter what you do rocket launcher sticky bombs anything u can find and the fella just wouldn't die

Max Mafioso · 19-09-2014 11:26am

Ok its the weekend, I get off work in 5 hours and then its gaming all night, or until a reasonably late hour.

Anyone gonna be online to try some races I bookmarked and some Deathmatches?
Then maybe go around and kill random players that are in the session

Hop on a train and let them chase us, god I really love the bounty hunt on a train

IvySlayer · 19-09-2014 11:30am

Left Boards crew 2 to join the main one, looking forward to hitting the shi testing the structural integrity of your personal vehicles of any new crew mates I encounter :pac:

Max Mafioso · 19-09-2014 11:40am

IvySlayer wrote: »

Left Boards crew 2 to join the main one, looking forward to hitting the shi testing the structural integrity of your personal vehicles of any new crew mates I encounter :pac:

I guess we add you to the hitlist for such traitorous action

KeshFM93 · 19-09-2014 1:54pm

God mode is not as complicated as people think theres an easy enough glitch that can put you in god mode. So there's no complicated hacking / modding involved.

I tried it out once just to see if I could, I didn't go trolling players , I jumped from a jet as high as I could go and I didn't pull the parashute and I still survived. Also stood on a grenade with no effect.

Personally I would have no interest in god mode so I just change sessions when someone is at it. It ruins the game and the more people in god mode the more people want to try it out to stop themselves being the victim.

Joeseph Balls · 19-09-2014 2:11pm

Randomfriend wrote: »

Godmodes not really that common thou, I'd say his issue is just lads who know what they're doing. There's plenty of people who are using lowish level 2nd characters who also have lv 300+ characters, so they don't go outside very often and are too good at the game.

Common enough, i must attract the fcukers

TacoMan · 19-09-2014 2:38pm

Good craic last night. The freemode bounties on the subway were something I hadn't tried before. The drunk race was excellent. Pity you can only hold a limited amount of Pi$$wasser though.

On hackers, I did a playlist with some randoms last weekend. I could hear the lads talking about some lobby they all just came from being riddled with hackers. One of them was going on about something "stuck" to him...."I've changed sessions 4 times and it's still there!" he cried. I hadn't a clue what he was on about at all...

Moments later the race begins and the car beside me had one of those wind turbines stuck to the back of it. Yer man won the race with ease as nobody could overtake him without getting minced by the turbine blades. Next race begins, different vehicle class, and there's the turbine stuck to the back of whatever car yer man picked this time. It was a tight technical race so turbine man rage-quit around 30 seconds in as he couldn't take a corner due to the giant mast attached to his car. That, coupled with everyone in the race laughing their heads off at him, pushed him over the edge :pac:

I guess this is like the time players were getting machinery spawning in their garages, the hackers can now attach any object from the game to you and your vehicles and it stays like that until you restart GTAO.

Max Mafioso · 19-09-2014 3:03pm

In fairness I would be laughing too if I saw that.
Much like when I lob a sticky on Phobos during a GTA Race

Last night was the best though, I respawn near a ramp and throw a sticky on it, I turn around and just see Phobos backing up his car to get some speed for the ramp so I slowly maneouver out of the way and far from him and as soon as he got there, Kablamo!
Pobos: "Nooooooooo"

I love that guy!

TacoMan · 19-09-2014 3:09pm

Max Mafioso wrote: »

In fairness I would be laughing too if I saw that.
Much like when I lob a sticky on Phobos during a GTA Race

Last night was the best though, I respawn near a ramp and throw a sticky on it, I turn around and just see Phobos backing up his car to get some speed for the ramp so I slowly maneouver out of the way and far from him and as soon as he got there, Kablamo!
Pobos: "Nooooooooo"

I love that guy!

*dons Darth Vader mask...

No. *I* am your Phobos.

Nooooooooooooooooo!

Max Mafioso · 19-09-2014 6:21pm

So I just read this

Play in North Yankton

Start the "Prologue" mission while offline by selecting it from the "Missions" menu. Continue until the part where you exit the vault heist and the police arrive. Pause the game, then have a friend invite you into a multiplayer session. North Yankton will now appear on the online map, floating over the southeast area of the map. Use a helicopter to reach it.

Has anyone tried it? Does anyone want to give it a go later when I'm online?

BTW, I'll be on the PS3 cause I keep forgetting there are players with a 360.

monkeynuz · 19-09-2014 6:45pm

I'll give it a whirl just talk me through what I need to do lol

Max Mafioso · 19-09-2014 7:14pm

All you have to do is invite me to your online session

monkeynuz · 19-09-2014 7:17pm

Sorry max wife has interrupted my session!!

TherapyBoy · 20-09-2014 4:00am

monkeynuz wrote: »

Sorry max wife has interrupted my session!!

Pfft 'wife'..get your priorities straight man! :pac:

sean1141 · 20-09-2014 11:08am

Playing a deathmatch down around the docks there earlier. 4 on each team and just as it launched my 3 team mates left the session leaving me alone against 4.
Got a few easy/lucky kills got into a car and headed north.. the abuse that I was getting over the mike was so funny..
They were constantly ringing Lester to reveal my position. Must have cost them a bomb!!
Started messaging me then giving abuse so just before the time was up I sent them all a message calling them loosers!! It didn't go down well!!

Also seen this in a death match..

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/snapmatic/photo/Xa8BKedUG0K8mcyf2aOu_A?platformId=2

Never seen it online before..

monkeynuz · 20-09-2014 3:07pm

I am just going online now, have about an hours grace before I'm kicked off again lol

IvySlayer · 20-09-2014 4:32pm

The Besra is fecking savage to fly around in, very hard to land though

Kenjataimu · 20-09-2014 7:27pm

Spectating a mission Etcher is doing.
Etcher is afk while a randomer finishes the mission

KeshFM93 · 20-09-2014 7:39pm

Proco Jr. wrote: »

Spectating a mission Etcher is doing.
Etcher is afk while a randomer finishes the mission

That's an absolute disgrace! Not good enough Etcher

Kenjataimu · 20-09-2014 8:22pm

KeshFM93 wrote: »

That's an absolute disgrace! Not good enough Etcher

I did the following mission and it was the same :pac:

The other guy tried shooting etcher

Kenjataimu · 21-09-2014 12:46am

PS3 froze on me during that selection screen, probably down to doing long playlists.
First proper freeze in a long time.

That'll be me done for the night.

KeshFM93 · 21-09-2014 12:51am

Proco Jr. wrote: »

PS3 froze on me during that selection screen, probably down to doing long playlists.
First proper freeze in a long time.

That'll be me done for the night.

Same as .

falan · 21-09-2014 12:53am

Good few races,missions and deathmatches done with DustyIRL,sir valentine and cj. I can't win races when i'm sober let alone after a rake of beer. 25 wins and 140 losses. Last place nearly every time FML:(

Anyone else on xbox360 add me

ViverrineAuto63

Max Mafioso · 21-09-2014 12:56am

You obviously havent seen me race or for that matter, drive in the game, I still manage to crash for no reason. I've won 16 races out of 210 and 12 of them were cause people left due to bad connections lol

falan · 21-09-2014 1:15am

Max Mafioso wrote: »

You obviously havent seen me race or for that matter, drive in the game, I still manage to crash for no reason. I've won 16 races out of 210 and 12 of them were cause people left due to bad connections lol

Story of my ife lol,even when i get off to a good start, i fcuk it up by crashing or missing the checkpoint or some fcuker i.e sirvalentine sending me spinning off the road:p

IvySlayer · 21-09-2014 11:20am

Deleted GTA from my xbox, needed the space to get Halo: Reach for free. It's repetitive, freezes my xbox, the ridiculous loading screens and being kicked back to single player

I'll be back when there's a new update though :P

Randomfriend · 21-09-2014 11:29am

Proco Jr. wrote: »

I did the following mission and it was the same :pac:

The other guy tried shooting etcher

Sound for the free money lads!

Randomfriend · 21-09-2014 11:30am

Max Mafioso wrote: »

You obviously havent seen me race or for that matter, drive in the game, I still manage to crash for no reason. I've won 16 races out of 210 and 12 of them were cause people left due to bad connections lol

You got a win there yesterday because I waited on the finish line and managed to miss you with two rockets and a line of sticky bombs :P

Max Mafioso · 21-09-2014 1:02pm

Yeah but what happened with that bike race we had? lol must find that one and bookmark it, wasn't too bad as a bicycle race

TacoMan · 21-09-2014 1:25pm

Just finished "Hack and Dash" on difficulty hard, with 2 other players. We got $20,740 each, is this the highest paying job now?

Max Mafioso · 21-09-2014 1:37pm

Here is a list of jobs and the pay out http://gta.wikia.com/Missions_in_GTA_Online

Joeseph Balls · 21-09-2014 2:18pm

TacoMan wrote: »

Just finished "Hack and Dash" on difficulty hard, with 2 other players. We got $20,740 each, is this the highest paying job now?

me, ivylayer, falan and cj got 27k for a mission. Also, Survivals are 30k now, but u waste a ot of ammo

monkeynuz · 21-09-2014 6:31pm

Just did a race with Phobos the most stupid thing I've ever done!!!!! The race that is!!

falan · 21-09-2014 6:34pm

Joeseph Balls wrote: »

me, ivylayer, falan and cj got 27k for a mission. Also, Survivals are 30k now, but u waste a ot of ammo

The name of that mission for 27k was American exports for anyone interested. Missions pay more the longer you take. The best advice for that mission is whoever gets control of the buzzard has to protect the cargobob at all costs.

Grand Theft Auto Online (a.k.a. Frankie's Glitching Songs Thread)

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