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silliest thing you ever heard

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  • 11-02-2005 1:07am
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    jezza
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    go on... tell us!


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    Chad ghostal
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    vroom vroom :)


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    sanncoo
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    Katcha goo goo


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    #4
    Stalfos
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    this thread


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    jezza
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    stalfos wrote:
    this thread
    you didnt hear that silly... you saw it.


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    #6
    Winters
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    "Whats Pasta in Italian?"


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    woosaysdan
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    beep beep


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    Imposter
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    wibble wobble


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    _blank_
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    That noise you hear when you pull your cheek away from your mouth really fast.

    You know the one, take your cheek with your thumb and forefinger, then pull really hard, the quickly let it go back, then pull again, repeat a lot of times.


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    Chad ghostal
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    seansouth wrote:
    That noise you hear when you pull your cheek away from your mouth really fast.

    You know the one, take your cheek with your thumb and forefinger, then pull really hard, the quickly let it go back, then pull again, repeat a lot of times.

    *fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap*


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    Zillah
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    "I wouldn't mind if there was no afterlife. Oblivion could be nice...y'know, floating around in a void...."


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    vindictive_miss
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    A girl in my class once said "You know the way people have IQs, How do you know what yours is?"


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    Chad ghostal
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    In a conversation over exam timetables a guy in my class, argued one subject should be put first because "thats a learning subject"..


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    goin'_to_the_PS
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    i was talking to a few of my friends and one said
    "wasn't the tsumani awful"
    and another said
    "yeah, where is that place tsunami anyway"


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    Sarky
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    "You can't go out there with no pants!"

    I sure proved HER wrong...


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    Rozabeez
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    "mary mary, hungy hungy, mary mary, hungy hungy"


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    quank
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    Classical Snorf.


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    #18
    Sarky
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    "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."

    tbh.


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    #19
    Chad ghostal
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    "jesus rules :)"


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    embee
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    "Sure, nothing will happen if you lick a live wire, you thick."


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    Rozabeez
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    "jesus will touch you if you let him"


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    Imposter
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    What's the name .... it begins with a V.... Edelweiss, yeah Edelweiss that's it.


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    Geranium
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    "Who's Che Guevara?"
    "He's the lead singer of Rage against the Machine"


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    CuLT
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    "When do I get the computer to go with this broadband internet trial?"


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    Rozabeez
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    hahahhah, this thread rocks. another che guevara one here: on looking at a poster, "so, is that band good?"


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    goin'_to_the_PS
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    pi is exactly 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    harney
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    "I dont like The Swan this season - I think its gone too comercial" :eek:


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    sanncoo
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    Teh Ex-Files (currently on RTE) is the best show ever invented!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    curliq
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    "if you typed 'google' into Google, would it explode?"


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    tSubh Dearg
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    okay this is a little long but really happened. I was working in a well known tourist attraction and overheard this conversation with one of the other girls who worked there and an American tourist

    American Tourist: What's that beepy sound at traffic lights for?
    Girl: That's to let the blind people know when the lights have changed.
    AT: Oh my gosh! In the States we don't let them drive!

    The girl stared at her for a second before kindly explaining they were for pedestrian blind people. The minute she walked away we both burst out laughing. :D


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    Chad ghostal
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    tSubh Dearg wrote:
    okay this is a little long but really happened. I was working in a well known tourist attraction and overheard this conversation with one of the other girls who worked there and an American tourist

    American Tourist: What's that beepy sound at traffic lights for?
    Girl: That's to let the blind people know when the lights have changed.
    AT: Oh my gosh! In the States we don't let them drive!

    The girl stared at her for a second before kindly explaining they were for pedestrian blind people. The minute she walked away we both burst out laughing. :D

    steriotypes are there for a reason i guess :D


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