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Is Jeremy Kyle dead?

  • 20-05-2010 5:50pm
    #1
    Pot Noodle =
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    Just heard it on Facebook anyone on here know anything


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  • #2
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    Anything is possible (don't check his wiki)


  • #3
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Pot wrote:
    Just heard it on Facebook anyone on here know anything

    I'm doing a DNA test to find out


  • #4
    old hippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    Probably just wishful thinking on someone's part ;)


  • #5
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    hey! if its on facebook, it must be true


  • #6
    TPD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    Almost definitely


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  • #7
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Best news ever.


  • #8
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    landsleaving wrote: »
    I'm doing a DNA test to find out

    /presses like button!


  • #9
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Pot wrote:
    Just heard it on Facebook anyone on here know anything

    Must be true


  • #10
    Corkfeen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,940 ✭✭✭Corkfeen


    I was so happy for a moment until I read your source is facebook. Wikipedia more reliable than that...... :D


  • #11
    Dr. Baltar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭Dr. Baltar


    I could get banned for this post.

    I'll leave it at that.


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  • #12
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Fuck Facebook. It hasn't been mentioned on Twitter. Therefore, it can't be true.


  • #13
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,640 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    I would not shed a tear if he was. And if there is a condelcences thread, I shall be banned for a while.

    More than likley just a hoax though.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #14
    00112984
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    We'll find out if Jeremy Kyle is indeed dead here on the Jeremy Kyle show right after the break....

    *Cue adds for payday loans at 2356% APR, Cash4Gold and Linden Village cider*


  • #15
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    No, he's still alive.


  • #16
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    They should do a lie detector test!

    -Are u dead Jeremy
    Jeremey lies motionless
    -ANSWER THE QUESTION JEREMY OR WE BRING OUT YOUR B@STARD CHILDREN!!!


  • #17
    Pot Noodle =
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1203070/Jeremy-Kyle-nearly-killed-The-horrifying-story-womens-decision-daytime-TVs-notorious-show.html They must have got it wrong


  • #18
    Samson Eager Traction
    Posts: 0 ✭✭ Samson Eager Traction


    You cant kill satan


  • #19
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Pot wrote:
    Just heard it on Facebook anyone on here know anything

    Link to the user who posted it?


  • #20
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    If he is, I have to say I'll miss his show, for the antics of his braindead chav guests.



    Jeremy Kyle: "So, you've already claim to have got 3 women pregnant at the same time! Well i've got the results here, i'll tell you i hope this isn't your baby. What kind of father would you be? you're a thug! I bet you can't even spell father!"

    Thug: "F-A-R-T-H-E-R!!!"


  • #21
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    next we have his brothers ex girlfriends 3rd cousin to tell us more


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  • #22
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Load of cock, nobody has mentioned "Jeremy Kyle" as being dead on Twitter.

    Nobody.

    Twitter does have search function you know OP.


  • #23
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Load of cock, nobody has mentioned "Jeremy Kyle" as being dead on Twitter.

    Nobody.

    Twitter does have search function you know OP.
    There is now :)


  • #24
    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    jeremy vile is a cnut.


  • #25
    Cypher_sounds
    Registered Users Posts: 8,159 ✭✭✭Cypher_sounds


    He probably cheated death again, its just another day for good old Jeremy

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1037405/ITVs-Jeremy-Kyle-cheats-death-horror-car-crash.html


  • #26
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    efb wrote: »
    There is now :)

    So I see .. and some scumbag has just admitted the killing ;)


  • #27
    talla10
    Registered Users Posts: 1,125 ✭✭✭talla10


    I heard RTE is going to sanction its own versions of the Jeremy Kyle show. Eamon Dunphy or Twink is gettin to be the host!!



    ok i didnt hear it so much as made it up but stranger things have happened!!Wonder who would become host of such a show..


  • #28
    rovert
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,089 ✭✭✭✭rovert


    Cypher_sounds wrote: »
    He probably cheated death again, its just another day for good old Jeremy

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1037405/ITVs-Jeremy-Kyle-cheats-death-horror-car-crash.html

    If you know his past, he probably staged this. No Joke


  • #29
    Millicent
    Registered Users Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    Don't toy with me OP. I just couldn't take it... I really hope that someone took his advice to "sort your life out" and sorted Jeremy out with a lack of life. *crosses fingers*


  • #30
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    I'll miss him more than I do GR, tbh.
    If he's dead, that is.

    His show is funny to watch, and he's class at winding up the skangers. It's like looking at a child hitting the bars of a cage with a monkey in it, he does it but he knows there's no chance that the monkey can hurt him.


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  • #31
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    He is an awful twat. I saw his show a few times and he seems to enjoy "out-smarting" the typical sort of chav idiots he has on the show, as thought that was some sort of achievement. Honestly it's pathetic. He's the adult equivilant of of a 6 year old boy pulling the wings off a fly.

    I won't be shedding any tears on the day he does die. It won't be natural causes either. I can only see manslaughter in his future.


  • #32
    Cypher_sounds
    Registered Users Posts: 8,159 ✭✭✭Cypher_sounds


    FACT: Jeremy would be dead if looks could kill.


  • #33
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    So I see .. and some scumbag has just admitted the killing ;)

    That's Numberwang!


  • #34
    zimovain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 708 ✭✭✭zimovain


    I hate the 'Genius' Graham more.


  • #35
    Miguel_Sanchez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,417 ✭✭✭Miguel_Sanchez


    If you mean inside then yes.


  • #36
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Not a fan but not wishing him dead either.
    I do wish his TV rubbish would be killed off though!


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  • #37
    plein de force
    Registered Users Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭plein de force


    he is an arrogant, annoying, stupid príck, if he died i for one wouldn't miss him
    still wouldn't wish him harm though


  • #38
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    if there is a condelcences thread....

    Don't you mean a condescending thread ?


  • #39
    einshteen
    Registered Users Posts: 151 ✭✭einshteen


    I saw that show the last day. I don't see why everyone hates him


  • #40
    Duckjob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,859 ✭✭✭Duckjob


    Thread disappoints....


  • #41
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    probably cheated on his wife and instead of having the shame of that said he was dead or something.....


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  • #42
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    So is he dead or not? :confused:


  • #43
    Cheap Thrills!
    Registered Users Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    Wikipedia says no


  • #44
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Cypher_sounds wrote: »
    FACT: Jeremy would be dead if looks could kill.

    He's that ugly.


  • #45
    Feeky Magee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 677 ✭✭✭Feeky Magee


    I like Jeremy.


  • #46
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Feeky Magee wrote: »
    I like Jeremy.

    You like everyone you horny bollix.


  • #47
    grenache
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭grenache


    Fizman wrote: »
    You like everyone you horny bollix.
    LMFAO! :D


  • #48
    ronano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,147 ✭✭✭ronano


    I wouldn't care if he was,the more i see his show the more i really dislike him.


  • #49
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,241 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Im suprised it hasnt be noted that Jeremy Kyle is a bad rip off of Jerry Springer. He even looks like his love child.


  • #50
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    djhunter30 wrote: »
    Im suprised it hasnt be noted that Jeremy Kyle is a bad rip off of Jerry Springer. He even looks like his love child.
    What? Kyle looks absolutely nothing like Springer! Not even a teeny weeny bit. To be perfectly frank that has to go down as the worst lookalike efforts in history. You may as well have said he looks like a tin of sardines.

    Honestly pal, change the specs. Pighead's actually getting quite angry at how little Kyle and Springer look like each other. Bizzare.


  • #51
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    djhunter30 wrote: »
    Im suprised it hasnt be noted that Jeremy Kyle is a bad rip off of Jerry Springer. He even looks like his love child.

    I think he's more a bad rip-off of Maury. Both try to pass themselves off as clean-cut family men, yet are exploiting the underclass for entertainment purposes whilst at the same time trying to maintain some sort of morality about what they are doing.

    Springer on the other hand was clearly just trying to create a freakshow and made very little attempt to hide this ambition from the viewing audience.

    Probably explains why I don't mind Springer but wish painful death to Kyle and Povich.


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