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Left Handed Thread For Left Handed People.

  • 05-11-2010 5:27pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 3,351 ✭✭✭Orando Broom


    Right is not might.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    What if I'm ambidextrous?

    I want to belong, too. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 491 ✭✭littleoulme


    Left is the best. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,257 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    im noy a legty but i woll tru to typw lrfty for thr saje of thw threaf


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,105 ✭✭✭✭listermint


    Nah it just looks too weird!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,262 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    Am I in the right thread :P:rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Being right handed is sooooooooo mainstream!

    I like being left-handed because it's underground.

















    *vomits*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,700 ✭✭✭tricky D


    Sinister thread


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    No more left handed scissors for me!! :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭KungPao


    To the Leftorium!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭squeakyduck


    Righty signing in! :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 458 ✭✭Craebear


    All chant with me now!

    RIGHT POWER! RIGHT POWER! LEFTS OUT!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    I write with my right but play golf and swing bats at people with my left. Where does that leave me?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,533 ✭✭✭the keen edge


    Right is not might.
    ;daer dluohS
    "thgim ton si thgiR"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    How does one define whether one is left-handed or not?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,949 ✭✭✭The Waltzing Consumer


    Finally, a thread for us!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 456 ✭✭Trog


    I write with my right but play golf and swing bats at people with my left. Where does that leave me?

    in Rann Mc Nally.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,752 ✭✭✭markesmith


    Go lefties!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,032 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    ˙ɐılɐɹʇsnɐ uı ǝq plnoɔ noʎ - ǝsɹoʍ ǝq plnoɔ ʇı

    Death has this much to be said for it:
    You don’t have to get out of bed for it.
    Wherever you happen to be
    They bring it to you—free.

    — Kingsley Amis



  • Registered Users Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭KungPao


    Ficheall wrote: »
    How does one define whether one is left-handed or not?

    They open tins with their right hand but beat one off with their left.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    this thread has been approved by satan and his armies


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,778 ✭✭✭Big Pussy Bonpensiero


    I'm a right hander, what yeh gonna do about it?? Dam right, nothing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    KungPao wrote: »
    They open tins with their right hand but beat one off with their left.

    I do both with my right. Not at the same time though. That would be dangerous.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Guill


    This is great, we get all the sinister people in one thread.....and drop the bomb........up the righties!:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,818 ✭✭✭✭28064212


    tricky D wrote: »
    Sinister thread
    Seems a little awkward to me

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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Left handed AND called Doctor DooM.

    Shudder in fear as I awkwardly write in a ring binder curling my hand to aviod smudging.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    hmmm <looks at all the freaks with suspicion>

    ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    Is this a secret society "The leftmasons" also **** with the right hand is so wrong!;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,533 ✭✭✭the keen edge


    Ficheall wrote: »
    How does one define whether one is left-handed or not?

    Through the medium of masturbation;
    1. First get a stop watch and bring up whatever porn floats your boat on your laptop/PC.
    2. Now with your right hand proceed to "Knock one out/'av a fiddle in the downstair department" with your right hand. Start the stopwatch when you start pulling/pushing, and stop the watch when you come. This recorded time is T1
    3. Repeat Step 2 with your left hand, again recording the time. This recorded time is T2
    4. If T1 < T2 your are right handed
    5. If T2 > T1 ; you are left handed.
    6. If T1 = T2; you are ambidextrous, lucky you.

    Science is fun.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    thread_lefth.jpg


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    You're all the devil. To hell with the lot of you!


  • Registered Users Posts: 489 ✭✭perri winkles


    I hate ring binders :mad:

    My mum bought me a leftie one off the internet a few years ago, it was amazing :o


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,351 ✭✭✭Orando Broom


    We all have ink smudges on the outside of our glorious appendage!!

    Jimi Hendrix.

    Kurt Cobain.

    John Stewert

    Barack Hussain Obama.

    Join us (or not if you're deceased)


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    We all have ink smudges on the outside of our glorious appendage!!

    Jimi Hendrix.

    Kurt Cobain.

    John Stewert

    Barack Hussain Obama.

    Join us (or not if you're deceased)

    Phil Lynott, Paul McCartney too.

    Epic bassists = lefties.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭Rockery Woman


    Id give my right arm to be ambidextrous.....;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    I write with my right but play golf and swing bats at people with my left. Where does that leave me?

    In Limerick


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    The power of christ compels you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭mailforkev


    I write with my right but play golf and swing bats at people with my left. Where does that leave me?

    Bisexual


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    eweeeeewwwww lefties

    *quickly leaves*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,091 ✭✭✭Sarn


    Even the thanks button supports us.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,536 Mod ✭✭✭✭iamstop


    Us lefties have rights too ya know!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 356 ✭✭bambera


    Someone once told me that left handed people were the evil twins who ate the other twin while still in the womb, I'm a picky eater so I can't imagine that being true.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭Rockery Woman


    My husband is left handed.

    His mother was left handed. His father right handed. My husband has 11 brothers and sisters (yes really!) only 2 of them are lefties, hubby and his sister who was born the year after him!:D

    His mother was regularly beaten by teachers in school and forced to write with her right hand. She only reverted back to her natural left-handedness when she left school aged 14.

    Was anyone else here treated badly because of their left-handedness????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 263 ✭✭marxcoo


    apart from the ink all over your fingers, being left-handed is great !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 638 ✭✭✭LpPepper


    Left handed Musician here !

    Hendrix
    Albert King
    Tony Iommi
    Paul Mc C
    Dick Dale
    Ian Paice
    Phil Collins


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Asphyxia


    I'm a lefty but when I sketch and draw I use both hands it's fun to see what happens. :D


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,497 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    liah wrote: »
    What if I'm ambidextrous?

    I want to belong, too. :(

    LRAA* forum



    *leftie/rightie/ambidextrous/amputee


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Juliet Helpless Beekeeper


    Yay I'm a lefty too :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    Being left handed is not all it's cracked up to be tbh - I haven't received any special powers or feel the need to fight crime. Unless you count the ability to submit smudged paperwork a special power?


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,497 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Does anyone know if right-handed Hebrew/Arabic speakers get the smudging problem?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Wiki says 'no'. At the moment.


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