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Champagne Problems

  • 15-08-2013 4:26pm
    #1
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭


    What are your "champagne problems?" Do you have any?

    For example:

    "My wife's boobs are so big, we had to get rid of the trampoline."
    "The new €100 note won't fit into my wallet."
    "My 4th car won't fit in my garage so it's making the drive look cluttered."


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Comments

  • #2
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Champagne tastes like bubbly sh1t.


  • #3
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    I have so many videogames, I can't pick one to play.


  • #4
    lemansky
    Registered Users Posts: 970 ✭✭✭lemansky


    Finding the correct air conditioning/electric blanket ratio.


  • #5
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    My dick is so big I cant wear my diamond encrusted fancy pants to Burger King :(


  • #6
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,654 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    What are your "champagne problems?" Do you have any?

    For example:

    "My wife's boobs are so big, we had to get rid of the trampoline."
    "The new €100 note won't fit into my wallet."
    "My 4th car won't fit in my garage so it's making the drive look cluttered."

    Get thee to http://whitewhine.com. You'll find your issues pale in comparison t the real world issues on there :D


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  • #7
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    I ran over a fox and there is blood and bits of hair stuck to the bumper.

    Those sort of problems?


  • #8
    Catari Jaguar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,649 ✭✭✭Catari Jaguar


    First world problems


  • #9
    Red Pepper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,567 ✭✭✭Red Pepper


    Your wife's boobs are the only good thing about this thread.


  • #10
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    White whine thread really?


  • #11
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    princess-lala wrote: »
    White whine thread really?

    Really, a whine about the white whine thread?

    Next


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  • #12
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,354 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    My dick is so big I cant wear my diamond encrusted fancy pants to Burger King :(

    But you can wear them elsewhere?!? What's so special about Burger King?

    I call shenanigans!


  • #13
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    When you're settling down for a nice beef vindaloo and chilled bottle of IPA on the couch, some hand wringer programme has to go and show pictures of starving kids in some Saharan village to wreck your buzz.


  • #14
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    endacl wrote: »
    But you can wear them elsewhere?!? What's so special about Burger King?

    I call shenanigans!

    Damn it endacl!

    Ok, ok, you got me! :(


  • #15
    Napper Hawkins
    Registered Users Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    The dilemma of whether to stay in tonight and get stoned and play video games or go over to my girlfriends place to get drunk and/or get the ride/get take away.


  • #16
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Napper Hawkins wrote: »
    The dilemma of whether to stay in tonight and get stoned and play video games or go over to my girlfriends place to get drunk and/or get the ride/get take away.

    Make sure you are guaranteed the ride before you leave the house would be my advice.


  • #17
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Napper Hawkins wrote: »
    The dilemma of whether to stay in tonight and get stoned and play video games or go over to my girlfriends place to get drunk and/or get the ride/get take away.

    Unless you have a lisp and wear tight trousers, women and alcohol are an infinitely better choice than games and alcohol.


  • #18
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Napper Hawkins wrote: »
    The dilemma of whether to stay in tonight and get stoned and play video games or go over to my girlfriends place to get drunk and/or get the ride/get take away.

    Get her to come over and suck you off while you play...


  • #19
    Cienciano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,310 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    Get her to come over and suck you off while you play...
    I'd love to see her reaction when she gets that text message


  • #20
    magick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,478 ✭✭✭magick


    my butler is so over loaded with work he needs a butler


  • #21
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    Get her to come over and suck you off while you play...

    I like your thinking.


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  • #22
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Whether to get a new yacht or a second Ferrari with my mod bonus this Christmas.


  • #23
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    biko wrote: »
    Whether to get a new yacht or a second Ferrari with my mod bonus this Christmas.

    Hmmm, why not both?


  • #24
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    biko wrote: »
    Whether to get a new yacht or a second Ferrari with my mod bonus this Christmas.

    Don't forget, Mods get commission on bans they hand out.

    Watch yourselves out there people!


  • #25
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    What are your "champagne problems?" Do you have any?

    For example:

    "My wife's boobs are so big, we had to get rid of the trampoline."
    "The new €100 note won't fit into my wallet."
    "My 4th car won't fit in my garage so it's making the drive look cluttered."

    You know the drill, Pics or GTFO :p


  • #26
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    I've been invited for free dinner and drinks in a nice restaurant but I can't go because I have to pack and get to the airport for my sun holiday!


  • #27
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    smash wrote: »
    I've been invited for free dinner and drinks in a nice restaurant but I can't go because I have to pack and get to the airport for my sun holiday!

    Eat and drink on the plane.

    And get nappers girlfriend to suck you off during the flight. What would yis do without me??


  • #28
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    Eat and drink on the plane.

    And get nappers girlfriend to suck you off during the flight. What would yis do without me??

    Play xbox really badly so we could hurry over to our GF's so we could throw a length in?!


  • #29
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    Eat and drink on the plane.

    And get nappers girlfriend to suck you off during the flight. What would yis do without me??
    You should really have an agony aunt forum here. :D There wouldn't be a dick left unsucked.


  • #30
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    You should really have an agony aunt forum here. :DThere wouldn't be a dick left unsucked.


    Depends on who's doing the sucking! :eek:


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  • #31
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    BillyMitchel wrote: »
    Depends on who's doing the sucking! :eek:

    Hey billy....

    I washed it specially for ya!


  • #32
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    Hey billy....

    I washed it specially for ya!

    All the little cheesy bits come off as well?


  • #33
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    BillyMitchel wrote: »
    All the little cheesy bits come off as well?

    Yeah but I saved them for you to take home.

    See ya later buddy.


  • #34
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    Yeah but I saved them for you to take home.

    See ya later buddy.

    To smelly for me bro..


  • #35
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    This thread just got disgusting.


  • #36
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    SV wrote: »
    This thread just got disgusting.
    First world problem.


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  • #37
    Napper Hawkins
    Registered Users Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    Mr Benevolent wrote: »
    Unless you have a lisp and wear tight trousers, women and alcohol are an infinitely better choice than games and alcohol.

    Weed and video games, drunk jiggy if green ain't involved.


  • #38
    CaraMay
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,652 ✭✭✭CaraMay


    I can't get my diamond ears out to clean them as the back of one of the earrings is stuck..

    The shellac on my nails has chipped.

    I'm too lazy to pack to go on holidays next week.


  • #39
    Napper Hawkins
    Registered Users Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    Eat and drink on the plane.

    And get nappers girlfriend to suck you off during the flight. What would yis do without me??


    Yo, it's 50 for one hour. Don't y'all be thinking this **** free yo.
    Form an orderly queue.

    Ladies first.


  • #40
    AlanS181824
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭AlanS181824


    Share your first world problems here, it'd be great seeing the "struggles" we all have to go through.

    Haven't seen a thread like this so why not make one!

    Okay so I'll start,
    I have to use my 6 plug extension lead to extend my 8 plug extension lead so I can use the iPad in bed on charge.

    Tough times eh? :pac:


  • #41
    andyman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,641 ✭✭✭andyman


    Having to withdraw €50 from the ATM because it'll only allow me to withdraw in multiples of €50.


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  • #42
    HerrScheisse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭HerrScheisse


    A weeping scab caused by the friction of an MP3 player while out jogging.


  • #43
    paddy147
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,858 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    AlanS181824 wrote: »
    Share your first world problems here, it'd be great seeing the "struggles" we all have to go through.

    Haven't seen a thread like this so why not make one!

    Okay so I'll start,
    I have to use my 6 plug extension lead to extend my 8 plug extension lead so I can use the iPad in bed on charge.

    Tough times eh? :pac:


    You dont have a girlfriend then????


  • #44
    Duff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,561 ✭✭✭Duff


    I just got a text but my phones on charge on the other side of the room.


  • #45
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Went for a piss with the condom still on.


  • #46
    AlanS181824
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭AlanS181824


    paddy147 wrote: »
    You dont have a girlfriend then????

    Girlfriend? Nope never heard if that website...





    ....:pac:


  • #47
    AlanS181824
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭AlanS181824


    On another note: Champagne problems? I've geniunely never of that :L
    Apologies for creating that First World Problems thread then.
    Didn't realise twas already a thread dedicated to similar "Problems"


  • #48
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    I have an ipad app to create memes but after hours has image tags switched off.


  • #49
    wil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    I have an ipad app to create memes but after hours has image tags switched off.
    Yeah, seems to be something else up too.
    Just tried listing my favourite bands:confused:

    The
    Pearl
    Def


  • #50
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    I have no credit on my modem so I have to use the touch site on my smartphone to post this.


  • #51
    lahalane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭lahalane


    Having to walk the 500 yards to the Post Office to get my dole.


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