Airsoft Doesn't Sleep (Off-topic MADNESS!!) Mod warning in post #1

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd we're back!!

Ask Paul...

Who's got the cookies!!!:eek:

Not a whole lot right with them either.


Either you turn up with something more akin to Marks & Spencers cookies or you'll be suffering the wrath of Loki.

Anything from a few hours to a few years depending on how they feel and whether or not they forgot where they left it. They clearly don't get paid based on package throughput, it's wildly unpredictable.

For what it's worth, my last package through customs took 2 days on top of the 3 days it took to deliver via An Post. The previous one took 2 weeks in customs. No explanation as to why.

Remember, too, that your time includes a bank holiday weekend and a national festival. A lot of packages are sent to and from Ireland around St. Patricks day to and from family abroad for the day thats in it. You'd be surprised how busy it can be.

zero19 wrote: »

So i'm looking for a cheap ass tent for the game in Galway in April, half tempted to get this one lol http://www.argos.ie/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?langId=-1&storeId=30001&partNumber=3400755

Well I just picked up this tent. Two things...

1. It's not very portable. Folds up into a large disk with a diameter if about 2.6 feet (30 inches, 75cm). There is no way to carry this in a backpack.

2. Takes about 5 seconds to erect the tent. Packing it away is a right pain in the backside. Instructions are poor and it takes a fair amount of effort.

Can't complain for the price, but not a great tent.

NakedDex wrote: »

Not a whole lot right with them either.


Either you turn up with something more akin to Marks & Spencers cookies or you'll be suffering the wrath of Loki.

Arrgh, a mildly witty retort, but the thread has moved on. As it does.

In a week and a half, I'll bring Really Good Biscuits, just for you. And a can of whup-ass, also for you. Were you even there to eat those cookies?

kevteljeur wrote: »

Arrgh, a mildly witty retort, but the thread has moved on. As it does.

In a week and a half, I'll bring Really Good Biscuits, just for you. And a can of whup-ass, also for you. Were you even there to eat those cookies?

No but it's the thought that counts!

Gatling wrote: »

that was you ,cool have a name to the face now,

cooooookies gooooood:D:D:D

There you go lads, I'm the cookie guy! (Talk about buying your way into the organisation) Maybe I should change my username to 'Cookie guy'.

I was thinking they'd see you right, i absolutely hate Paypal, it's an awful system

I just found a couple of old yo-yo's while doing a spot of tidying in my old bedroom, forget this airsoft malarkey, yo-yo's for the win

tell me about it, i remember cracking a friend of mine in the face with a yo-yo when i was a kid, it looked sore

Edit: accidentally of course

Gatling wrote: »

- future mod-bbs firing yo-yo

If you put bb's in between each side of the yoyo, they would then be expelled at speed when you used the yoyo. The string unravelling would propel the bb's out from the disk.

<---runs off to file a patent. Hell, at the very least the japaneese will use it.

bb yo-yos, sounds like a horrible idea, what they're on a string and come flying back at you!??!?!

zero19 wrote: »

I remember the Yo-yo fad...Ah memories lol

Was that with the Coca-Cola, Fanta, etc branded yo-yos? Bright colours, thick white rims? That was mid-eighties, I think. I was in 6th class or thereabouts.

kevteljeur wrote: »

Was that with the Coca-Cola, Fanta, etc branded yo-yos? Bright colours, thick white rims? That was mid-eighties, I think. I was in 6th class or thereabouts.

I was only a wee nipper back then, mid nineties for me lol

sorry fellow airsofters, i know ye will love this, just had to share it...absolutely tears in your eyes priceless...

*/Subject:/* An actual letter to the Canadian passport office....

Dear Mr. Minister,
I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a t.v. cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date. For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my social insurance card, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver's license, on the last eight goddamn passports I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are done at election times.Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!! ****! I apologize, Mr. Minister. I'm really pissed off this morning.. Between you an' me, I've had enough of this bull****! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my ****in' address. What is going on? You have a gang of Neanderthals assholes workin' there! Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for **** sakes. I just want to go and park my ass on a sandy beach. And would someone please tell me, why would you give a **** whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone! Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city and get another ****in' copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60 !!! Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day?? Nooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe make sense. You'd rather have us running all over the ****in' place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some asshole to confirm that it's really me on the goddamn picture - you know, the one where we're not allowed to smile?! (****in' morons) Hey, you know why we can't smile? We're totally pissed off!

Signed - An Irate ****ing Canadian Citizen

.P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776 when one of my forefathers took up arms against the Americans. I have served in the military for something over 30 years and have had security clearances up the yingyang. I was aide de camp to the lieutenant governor of our province for ten years and I have been doing volunteer work for the RCMP for about five years. However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know, someone like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN COMMUNIST ****ing CHINA !!! Hamilton , Ontario
Canada


strangely...i know exactly how he feels!!! LOL!!!

kevteljeur wrote: »

Was that with the Coca-Cola, Fanta, etc branded yo-yos? Bright colours, thick white rims? That was mid-eighties, I think. I was in 6th class or thereabouts.

yup, mid-90s too, i have a coca-cola branded one and also an Opal Fruits one