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NORAD tracking Santa

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  • 24-12-2013 7:44pm
    #1
    B.A._Baracus
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    A general from NORAD was just on Sky News and they are tracking the big fat jolly man :pac:

    http://www.noradsanta.org - the website is live.


    Pretty cool of NORAD to do it for the kids :p
    But boy can Santa move fast :p reminds me of that funny image of Santa sorting a ton of coke before his journey started lol.


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    #2
    Fox_In_Socks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭Fox_In_Socks


    My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Santa forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.


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    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    B.A._Baracus wrote: »
    A general from NORAD was just on Sky News and they are tracking the big fat jolly man :pac:

    Typical Sky News.

    The rest of us on Boards have been tracking the fúcker here since just after 8 this morning. :)


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    Gingervitis
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    Fun fact: NORAD annually tracks Santa's progress because a wrong phone number was once published in a newspaper advertisement.

    http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/santa/norad.asp


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    darkpagandeath
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    Would you not think in this day and age of terror Santa would have stealth reindeer and slay.


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    Spoonman75
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    I'm not to impressed about NORAD tracking Santa but I'd love to know what the NSA have on him.


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    darkpagandeath wrote: »
    Would you not think in this day and age of terror Santa would have stealth reindeer and slay.
    that's why kids never see him

    but NORAD still need to warn other air traffic for noise abatement reasons


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    B.A._Baracus
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    And Santa is in Italy right now :pac:
    Wow, look at him go. lol.


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    wretcheddomain
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    B.A._Baracus wrote: »
    And Santa is in Italy right now :pac:
    Wow, look at him go. lol.

    Santa doesn't exist BA :rolleyes:


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    B.A._Baracus
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    wretcheddomain wrote: »
    Santa doesn't exist BA :rolleyes:


    ... ehhh. we all know that :rolleyes: The website is for kids. Personally I find it awesome how they put alot of effort into making it all seem real for the kids. Providing some sort of real time information.


    But you're one fucking kill joy arent you, wretched.


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    Phoebas
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    wretcheddomain wrote: »
    Santa doesn't exist BA :rolleyes:

    B.A. Baracus is also a fictional character.


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    Neeson
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    On the independent it says he's in Ireland yet according to NORAD he hasn't even appeared in the UK yet!!


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    Mint Aero
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    Bleedin' hipsters, google tracker is where it's at. :cool:


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    moxin
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    wretcheddomain wrote: »
    Santa doesn't exist BA :rolleyes:

    Since when? :(:(:(:(


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    jimboblep
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    So if i dont get presents will they blame friendly fire


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    Captain Chaos
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    Yeah, a suspect with a beard, he's a terrorist, shoot him down.


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    [Deleted User]
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    santa is in Poland right now he is getting closer to Ireland cannot wait :)


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    Tin Foil Hat
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    Santa is in Cork right now. He's gotta go into the attic when he's finished this beer.


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    banquo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,487 ✭✭✭banquo


    This is absolutely my favorite part of Christmas. It's just wonderful.


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    scotchy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭scotchy


    By clicking on that link you let the NSA into your computer.

    Fact.

    :mad:

    💙 💛 💙 💛 💙 💛



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    DEFTLEFTHAND
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    Word on the wire is that he went down off the coast of Japan earlier today.


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    Neeson wrote: »
    On the independent it says he's in Ireland yet according to NORAD he hasn't even appeared in the UK yet!!
    That's about par for the course for the journalists in the independent.


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    Mint Aero wrote: »
    Bleedin' hipsters, google tracker is where it's at. :cool:
    tough choice , the guys who've been tracking everything 24/365 with radars and satellites since 1955 or a company that sells ads.


    Heading towards Paris.


    If he has stealth are they detecting the air vortex behind him ?


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    Chucken
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    B.A._Baracus wrote: »
    ... The website is for kids.


    But you're one fucking kill joy arent you, wretched.

    This 49 year old kid is glued to it all day :D

    Not long now folks. Bet he'll be here within 30 minutes ;)


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    B.A._Baracus
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    Place your bets :pac:

    Santa will hit Dublin at 2.33am.


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    YumDeiseMum
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    AcCording to DAA he's due in at 23.59 :)


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    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    YumDeiseMum wrote: »
    AcCording to DAA he's due in at 23.59 :)

    Aw thats brilliant :)


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    Riddle101
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    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    Word on the wire is that he went down off the coast of Japan earlier today.

    Enemy MiGs engaged him head on in a dog fight and shot him down.


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    Tin Foil Hat
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    B.A._Baracus wrote: »
    Place your bets :pac:

    Santa will hit Dublin at 2.33am.

    I'll go with 12.35.


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    Mrs Garth Brooks
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    YumDeiseMum wrote: »
    AcCording to DAA he's due in at 23.59 :)

    Awww, thats brilliant.

    Where is he now?


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    Chucken
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    Heading towards Burkino Faso. I've nice friends there who want to give me money all the time :D


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