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Whats the one bit of advice you will give your children...

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    #62
    Disease Ridden
    Closed Accounts Posts: 406 ✭✭Disease Ridden


    I'd tell my son to invest every cent he's got in....waffles, tasty waffles!!!


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    #63
    steo87
    Closed Accounts Posts: 510 ✭✭✭steo87


    useful_contacts wrote: »
    i was up 5 hours before my 1st exam cramming and crying

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KU_qLvOMe_s/SZb7N3Yi8XI/AAAAAAAAAas/d4B83yxkYfo/s400/simpsons_nelson_haha3.jpg

    I'm sorry, I just found that slightly hilarious.


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    #64
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,576 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Never,ever,ever,ever,e v e r, develop a scangery Dublin accent.


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    #65
    joes girls
    Registered Users Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    dont lie to me.......what ever you've done or going to do, i've done and more, so just ask......:):D:)


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    #66
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,381 ✭ [Deleted User]


    get out of bed before 6 o clock on a saturday son.. it's a waste of ur weekend..


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    #67
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Always have a good relationship with the fat/ugly girl on your class. There is a good chance she'll turn into a stunner later in life.


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    #68
    Kinetic^
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    When you start dating, avoid the culchies.


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    #69
    craiginireland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 872 ✭✭✭craiginireland


    Kinetic^ wrote: »
    When you start dating, avoid the culchies.

    Fixed that for you. Just avoid them....


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    #70
    nobodythere
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,349 ✭✭✭nobodythere


    Read every day, run every day, do yoga/meditation every day. Everything else will fall into place

    Also take magic mushrooms


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    #71
    DublinWriter
    Registered Users Posts: 9,555 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    useful_contacts wrote: »
    So Whats the one bit of advice you will give your children...
    Do what you love, and you'll never have to work a day of your life.


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    #72
    craiginireland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 872 ✭✭✭craiginireland


    DublinWriter wrote: »
    Do what you love, and you'll never have to work a day of your life.

    What if they love working? That could be a problem


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    #73
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    craiginireland wrote: »
    What if they love working? That could be a problem

    FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


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    #74
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    never sign the condom son.
    you'll get s hiiite on your biro.


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    #75
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Bros before Hoes


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    #76
    GiftofGab
    Registered Users Posts: 2,364 ✭✭✭GiftofGab


    Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.


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    #77
    Boskowski
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,361 ✭✭✭Boskowski


    "Don't have children!"

    Oh hold on, I took that advice (so far) so this is going to be a bit of a problem.


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    #78
    alexandros
    Closed Accounts Posts: 257 ✭✭alexandros


    realcam wrote: »
    "Don't have children!"


    +1


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    #79
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    "Don't listen to your father."


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    #80
    Overblood
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,359 ✭✭✭Overblood


    Religion is a load of shyte & stay away from priests.


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    #81
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Never beat the wife where the marks can be seen.


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    #82
    cheekay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭cheekay


    1. The lvoe you have to giveto others is your gratest asset

    2.Always assume positive intent

    3.Be big enough to admit when you're wrong

    4.Treat others as you want to be treated.

    5.Character is about what you do when nobody is looking....

    And finally Persevere-you will eventually win.


    I hope my kids follow at least one of these


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    #83
    k99_64
    Registered Users Posts: 617 ✭✭✭k99_64


    Sunscreen


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    #84
    marcsignal
    Registered Users Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    collect string


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    #85
    thefinalstage
    Registered Users Posts: 3,502 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    "A mouths a mouth"


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    #86
    gsxr1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,167 ✭✭✭gsxr1


    Dont start smoking. you will regret it everyday.


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    #87
    Borneo Fnctn
    Registered Users Posts: 1,378 ✭✭✭Borneo Fnctn


    "You've been going around thinking thoughts your whole life and look where that's got you."


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    #88
    Aodan83
    Registered Users Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭Aodan83


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Always have a good relationship with the fat/ugly girl on your class. There is a good chance she'll turn into a stunner later in life.
    This. If there is one thing I would tell my kids/grand-kids, it is this.
    At least 2 of the girls I went to primary school with, and lost contact with pretty quickly afterwards, turned into really hot chicks. It's quite annoying.
    That and the sunscreen thing. I burn easy....


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    #89
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    You will meet many varied and intresting people and make many new friends ,hundreds of them in fact .But very few will be real friends .

    When it comes to finance , Trust nobody .


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    #90
    Bobeagleburger
    Registered Users Posts: 45,262 ✭✭✭✭Bobeagleburger


    Don't register on boards


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    #91
    whoopdefukindo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29 ✭whoopdefukindo


    Read as much as you can.


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