Worst Movies You've Ever Seen

TheGreatOne · 16-04-2005 6:42pm

"The Forgotten" with Julianne Moore, the title's quite ironic.
For those who have seen it, how can a potentially interesting storyline (not that its original) be destroyed so easily.

Another one, "House of the flying daggers", went to see it with my mates, we jus ripped the piss out of it an hour in. And the cinema was empty so we weren't pissing anyone off!!

Hugh Hefner · 16-04-2005 7:05pm

Cable Guy was good. Can't say otherwise.

Bad movies:-

Alien Vs. Preditor (I was soooo let down)
Man Of The House
Analyse This
Meet The Fockers
etc.

InterMission was great. You have to watch it in the right mind-set.

"You just don't have the requisite Celtic soul, man."
"Yeah I do!"

Classic.

Retr0gamer · 16-04-2005 9:36pm

Alien vs. Predator (i knew it would be bad but I had no idea it would be as terrible as it was. Absolutely no redeeming features0
Freddy got Fingered (I don't know why people consider this a comedy. its more a test of ones own pain threshold. I watched it with half a bottle of JD and a load of Pernod on me. By the end I was sober)
Pearl Harbour (a blatant attempt to do a 'Titanic'. the result was a titanic load of ****e)

acri · 16-04-2005 9:45pm

AVP
Pearl Harbour
House of 1000 corpses (WTF!? wasnt even shocking!)
The second and third Matrix's
Jay and Silent Bob
i-Robot
Resident Evil 2

im sure theres many more. but i hear and see nothing but good things from Saolin Soccer. City of God/Pulp Fiction/Star Wars IV and to a lesser extend, Battle Royale, should rule the film reel universe

rugbug86 · 16-04-2005 9:51pm

the royal tenenbaums.

was told it was a comedy - someone commits suicide in the first scene!!!

comedy my a$$

arbeitsscheuer · 16-04-2005 10:13pm

40 Days and 40 Nights
Pap. Utter Pap.

acri · 16-04-2005 10:20pm

SebtheBum wrote:

40 Days and 40 Nights
Pap. Utter Pap.

i forgot about that one. what a steaming turd. like most teen romps actually

0utshined · 16-04-2005 10:42pm

0utshined wrote:

I hope you're wrong because I'm going to look at it this afternoon!

So I saw the spongebob movie and I liked it. It did exactly what it said on the tin. Not my favourite film ever but a good Saturday afternoon movie.

Dizzyblabla · 16-04-2005 10:46pm

A film called Duel - a truck chasing a car for the whole movie, one of Spielbergs first movies... just awful...
also, The Hole, Medallion, Valentine (it didn't even matter that David Boreanaz was in it!), Freddy got Fingered... emm, I know there's loads more..
but for all the movies like: Man Of The House, Analyse This, Meet The Fockers and 40 days and 40 nights, they are supposed to be the type of movie you switch your brain off before going into the cinema, like ya, stoopid moves, but you do get a giggle in parts, even if ALL the funny bits were shown in the trailers!

goin'_to_the_PS · 16-04-2005 10:53pm

OLP wrote:

the cable guy

i know alot of people like "about a boy" but i think its utter crap

how can you not like two of the greatest comedies ever next you'll say you don't like happy gilmore

Creature · 16-04-2005 10:57pm

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation.

Incoherent nonsense.

Hugh Hefner · 16-04-2005 11:42pm

acri wrote:

Jay and Silent Bob

Are you kidding!? I was laughing my head off when I watched this. It's sooooo pisstaking.

sci0x · 16-04-2005 11:47pm

They worst film i EVER saw, was one i saw only a few weeks ago in the cinema. "Be Cool" is the biggest heap of sh*t i have ever seen in my life. There was no real plot or anything. Bloody awful!

SoupyNorman · 17-04-2005 1:17am

Hugh Hefner wrote:

InterMission was great. You have to watch it in the right mind-set.

Classic.

Being a Dub is a must firstly!

Thats what i think anyway, i live in the sticks and the majority just dont get it....ya no warra mean man

Basq · 17-04-2005 1:21am

Hugh Hefner wrote:

Are you kidding!? I was laughing my head off when I watched this. It's sooooo pisstaking.

I gotta agree about 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back' being crap...

And ask anyone that knows me... i'm a massive Kevin Smith fan but this was the worst of his films! I'd probably even rank it lower than 'Jersey Girl'.

Tiriel · 17-04-2005 1:23am

The Ladykillers.. Tom Hanks.
OH MY GOD rubbish. :mad:

simu · 17-04-2005 1:40am

I thought Braveheart was awful and it went on forever.

In response to some other other people:

Cable Guy - I thought this was interestingly off-beat and a bit dark and thus quite enjoyable.

Far and away - classic Diddley-Oirish film and funny as a result. I still remember some of the quotes "You're a spineless fraction of a man", "plunge and scrub, plunge and scrub", "you're a very strange man - all sorts of strange ideas floating around in your head". "beauitiful eyes are a terrible curse, three days in the grave they run away with your purse"... ... classic! (I watched this over and over again as a child because the start was made near where my greanmother lives and I knew many of the extras)!

SoupyNorman · 17-04-2005 1:53am

Cork_girl wrote:

The Ladykillers.. Tom Hanks.
OH MY GOD rubbish. :mad:

oh my god it just would'nt end so i was sad

, but then it did so i was happy.

walsheooin · 17-04-2005 1:58am

The Worse film i think i ever saw has to be Junior starring Arnold Schwarznegger :mad:

Boomer23 · 17-04-2005 2:00am

no no no no no, Death to Smoochie

i lost all respect for Ed Norton after it!

SoupyNorman · 17-04-2005 2:04am

simu wrote:

I thought Braveheart was awful and it went on forever.

One of the best films ever made, the english are crushed and made to look like ar$eholes and theres mad funny Irish fella in it....what more could u want

"its my island"

TerrorFirmer · 17-04-2005 8:59am

All the movies mentioned are not worthy of worst movie ever.

A serious DVD buyer like me would REALLY know some of the worst movies ever, that NO one could argue against, like

Deep Freeze
Spiders 2
Total Reality

etc....

I think this thread is actually more like - "Worst Hollywood Movie Ever"

TheGreatOne · 17-04-2005 12:24pm

"Volcano"

Watched it last night, total b0ll0x. Those films always are tho.

walsheooin wrote:

The Worse film i think i ever saw has to be Junior starring Arnold Schwarznegger

This was the lamest attempt ever to re-ignite the De vito and Schwarzenegger chemistry from "Twins" which is a great movie i.m.o.

Retr0gamer · 17-04-2005 12:30pm

Mobile infantry, those films would probably fall into the so bad its good catagory. I'd like to say leprachaun 4 in space was a crap film but it was the funniest thing I'd ever seem.

As for junior. Well I was watching it at a birthday party years ago and after 30 minutes i had 2 choices. Continue watching and lose my sanity or read my friends Judge Dredd comic that was lying beside me. Hard choice.

Drummer · 17-04-2005 12:34pm

Top Gun - has to be the worst film i ever seen. Actually, technically, i didnt see it. Watched the start of it, just 2 sihouettes of planes darting around in the sunset, for ages. I fast forwarded it loads of times and nothing, same ****e. Worst ever.

acri · 17-04-2005 12:36pm

Dizzyblabla wrote:

A film called Duel - a truck chasing a car for the whole movie, one of Spielbergs first movies... just awful...
also, The Hole, Medallion, Valentine (it didn't even matter that David Boreanaz was in it!), Freddy got Fingered... emm, I know there's loads more..
but for all the movies like: Man Of The House, Analyse This, Meet The Fockers and 40 days and 40 nights, they are supposed to be the type of movie you switch your brain off before going into the cinema, like ya, stoopid moves, but you do get a giggle in parts, even if ALL the funny bits were shown in the trailers!

Duel was excellent! and i still think Jay And Silent Bob was utter cack. it reminded me if the woeful Rocky And Bullwinkle for some reason

acri · 17-04-2005 12:47pm

MobileInfantry wrote:

All the movies mentioned are not worthy of worst movie ever.

A serious DVD buyer like me would REALLY know some of the worst movies ever, that NO one could argue against, like

Deep Freeze
Spiders 2
Total Reality

etc....

I think this thread is actually more like - "Worst Hollywood Movie Ever"

most of the worst movies are hollywood movies anyway. with that said though i dont watch bollywood or french movies. i cant think of an asian film i didnt like. oh wait, dead or alive. oh god what b*llocks. and i couldnt like The Grudge because it was...well, sh!t really. and yeah i know its a hollywood movie

p~b · 17-04-2005 8:17pm

these are also crappy movies

Sanctuary
Texas Chainsaw Massacre Next Generation
All about the Benjamins
Shark Attack
Kickboxer 4
Creature
The Triple Cross (Kinji Fukusaku)
Dollar for the Dead
Mulva Zombie Ass Kicker/Filthy McNasty

Ruu_Old · 17-04-2005 9:56pm

did i mention the life aquatic! thats reason enough to close this thread.

Dizzyblabla · 17-04-2005 10:07pm

acri wrote:

Duel was excellent! and i still think Jay And Silent Bob was utter cack. it reminded me if the woeful Rocky And Bullwinkle for some reason

Are you sure we're talking about the same movie? a guy getting chased by a truck for the WHOLE THING?? I can't remember even one word being spoken... Like where was it good?

although Rocky and Bullwinkle was rubbish, I will agree with you there..

byte · 17-04-2005 10:41pm

The Ladykillers, that was terrible film.

Another one was that one with Sean Penn which I never watched to the end, 21 Grams. It was too boring.

p~b · 17-04-2005 10:42pm

21 grams was ok, bit weird and all over the place, but i would watch it again

PhoenixRising · 17-04-2005 10:44pm

The Manchurian Candidate. Pure ****e.

Karl Hungus · 17-04-2005 10:55pm

acri wrote:

most of the worst movies are hollywood movies anyway. with that said though i dont watch bollywood or french movies. i cant think of an asian film i didnt like. oh wait, dead or alive. oh god what b*llocks. and i couldnt like The Grudge because it was...well, sh!t really. and yeah i know its a hollywood movie

Whoa, what's wrong with French movies?

0utshined · 17-04-2005 11:05pm

PhoenixRising wrote:

The Manchurian Candidate. Pure ****e.

Are you talking about the original or the remake?

The original is one of my favourites, I don't know about the recent version though, haven't seen it.

PhoenixRising · 17-04-2005 11:12pm

0utshined wrote:

Are you talking about the original or the remake?

The original is one of my favourites, I don't know about the recent version though, haven't seen it.

The remake. I never saw the original, but I don't think I'd want to now. I thought the plot was so far-fetched and farcical it was impossible to be taken seriously.

ykt0di9url7bc3 · 18-04-2005 12:51am

The Mosquito Coast... ( a fine book ruined )
total and utter tripe, was forced to sit and watch through it... had there been no book it wouldnt have been made... a waste of 2hrs...

Most B movies are generally crap, given the fact you know this the film mightened seem so bad and can be forgiven... but when you see huge projects undertaken with allstar casts, you have got to have some sense of quality....

Waterworld (some good stunts amidst a sea of bull****)

The avengers (I left early...)

Pearl Harbour (Lets make a romantic love triangle against the backdrop of of one of the greatest first strikes in the history of war.... 90% love triangle ****e, 9% history\action which at all times refrences the the love triangle, 1% signposted token african american struggle... 100% bull****)

Sky Captain and the world of nonsensical bull****

Alien Resurection (I laughed all the way through the film, I came home and cried a little inside)

Collateral Damage (2 hours of Bangbus sucked more than this)

Hackers 2 (only watched after watching the 2600 film Freedom Downtime)

Jeepers Creepers

Queen of the Damned ****e that Anne rice tries to pass off as horror writing

Resident Evil 2 (they could have just copied the game as its only 2hrs long for one character)

Rollerball 2002 (not even worth imdb'ing this turd, forget this and watch the original... still awe-inspiring)

The Core, the Day after Tomorrow, insert badly written blockbuster disastor movie here

Alexander (tried so hard to fill the legend, ended up leaving me with a hollow view on such a fantastic historical general)

Catwoman (I didnt understand what was going on in this film, I thought I was stoned after watching it)

Titanic (the CGI ship sinks... I've saved you 3hrs of spinetingling bull****)

Battlefield Earth (after taking 3 gruelling months to read the "so called" pinnacle of sci-fi writing that was the book... I burned it.. so that it would never scar another living soul... I watched the film so I could abuse it.. turns out it was just the same as the book... Scientology now scares me)

Jaws 2 and all the rest of those *chasing the dragon* crap...

Police Academy 2 and all the rest of those *chasing the dragon* crap...

Robocop 3 ... I'm seeing a familiar trend with sequels here

Street Fighter... (

)

I'll probably keep adding more which is a shame... a shame that I remember what I've wasted my time on

all are based on my own opinion... although I know many would agree with me

eyefordamnation · 18-04-2005 6:14pm

The Rocketeer!

seamus · 18-04-2005 6:21pm

Alien Vs Predator.
The Ring 2

sci0x · 18-04-2005 7:22pm

I agree there, Alien Vs Predator was a disaster tbh.
Every comment I read about The Ring 2 says its crap, i must watch it and decide for myself!

solo1 · 18-04-2005 7:48pm

I saw a French movie called Western once. Awful. And anything by Eric Romher. And "Eyes Wide ****".

I loved "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back". It's really stupid fun. It's not supposed to be high art. What kind of fool goes to a movie with that title expecting anything else?

Cactus Col · 19-04-2005 11:24am

The Core was brilliant, you just have to be in the right frame of mind to watch it.

worst movie ever:

Never Die Alone

StopWatch · 19-04-2005 11:40am

Churchill:The hollywood years

Christ, it made me want to boil my testicles,and eat my eyes, it was dire. ****e like that can bring a grown man to tears you know

TerrorFirmer · 19-04-2005 11:43am

Waterworld (some good stunts amidst a sea of bull****)

The avengers (I left early...)

Pearl Harbour (Lets make a romantic love triangle against the backdrop of of one of the greatest first strikes in the history of war.... 90% love triangle ****e, 9% history\action which at all times refrences the the love triangle, 1% signposted token african american struggle... 100% bull****)

Sky Captain and the world of nonsensical bull****

Alien Resurection (I laughed all the way through the film, I came home and cried a little inside)

Collateral Damage (2 hours of Bangbus sucked more than this)

Hackers 2 (only watched after watching the 2600 film Freedom Downtime)

Jeepers Creepers

Queen of the Damned ****e that Anne rice tries to pass off as horror writing

Resident Evil 2 (they could have just copied the game as its only 2hrs long for one character)

Rollerball 2002 (not even worth imdb'ing this turd, forget this and watch the original... still awe-inspiring)

The Core, the Day after Tomorrow, insert badly written blockbuster disastor movie here

Alexander (tried so hard to fill the legend, ended up leaving me with a hollow view on such a fantastic historical general)

Catwoman (I didnt understand what was going on in this film, I thought I was stoned after watching it)

Titanic (the CGI ship sinks... I've saved you 3hrs of spinetingling bull****)

Battlefield Earth (after taking 3 gruelling months to read the "so called" pinnacle of sci-fi writing that was the book... I burned it.. so that it would never scar another living soul... I watched the film so I could abuse it.. turns out it was just the same as the book... Scientology now scares me)

Jaws 2 and all the rest of those *chasing the dragon* crap...

Police Academy 2 and all the rest of those *chasing the dragon* crap...

Robocop 3 ... I'm seeing a familiar trend with sequels here

Street Fighter... ( )

I agree with you 100% except.....I actually liked the "Battlefield Earth" book myself....

Plus I did actually find Alien Ressurection and Resi Apocalyspe enjoyable, if not exactly shining pinacles of movie making

Daelus · 19-04-2005 12:43pm

'Princess Diaries 2'. That was godawful.
Which is a shame because I used to enjoy the books.

Stench Blossoms · 19-04-2005 4:20pm

Cruel Intentions 2.. terrible terrible film

Hugh Hefner · 19-04-2005 4:31pm

Meh, it had nudity. All is forgiven.

EamonnKeane · 19-04-2005 9:06pm

Home Alone 3. Painful.

TOPDAWG · 19-04-2005 9:16pm

i would say BARB WIRE but the opening 3 mins is better than plenty of other films iv seen especially some trilogy about some LORD and his RING!!! BLEEEH

cashback · 19-04-2005 9:58pm

Dizzyblabla wrote:

Are you sure we're talking about the same movie? a guy getting chased by a truck for the WHOLE THING?? I can't remember even one word being spoken... Like where was it good?

Duel is a fantastic film!! That truck gave me the creeps...
Some of my worst films:

Armageddon
Meet the Fockers
Mortal Kombat

Tons more that I've managed to forget, thankfully.

Worst Movies You've Ever Seen

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