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Hairdresser karate kicks bandit, ties him up and feeds him Viagra!

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  • 22-10-2011 6:32pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭


    :D
    A MAN who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days.

    Viktor Jasinski, 32, admitted to police that he had gone to the salon in Meshchovsk, Russia, with the intention of robbing it.

    But the tables were turned dramatically when he found himself overcome by owner Olga Zajac, 28, who happened to be a black belt in karate.

    She allegedly floored the would-be robber with a single kick.

    Then, in a scene reminiscent of Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction, police say Zajac dragged the semi-conscious Jasinski to a back room of the salon and tied him up with a hair dryer cable.

    She allegedly stripped him naked and, for the next three days, used him as a sex slave to 'teach him a lesson' - force feeding him Viagra to keep the lesson going.
    The would-be robber was eventually released, with Zajak saying he had learned his lesson.
    Jasinski went straight to the police and told them of his back-room ordeal, saying that he had been held hostage, handcuffed naked to a radiator, and fed nothing but Viagra.

    Both have now been arrested.

    When police arrived to question Zahjac, she said: 'What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."

    dailymail


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,097 ✭✭✭✭zuroph


    They have the internet on computers now.


  • Registered Users Posts: 638 ✭✭✭jamiecoins


    lucky fella :rolleyes:
    wash cut n a b****job


  • Registered Users Posts: 45,277 ✭✭✭✭Bobeagleburger


    Can't beat a sPerm


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Her saloon soon to enter the Guinness Book Of Records as 'Most robbed establishment in the world!'.


  • Registered Users Posts: 638 ✭✭✭jamiecoins


    it must of been hard for him to resist :P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    jamiecoins wrote: »
    it must of been hard for him to resist :P

    There was no need to highlight hard,we know what you meant.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,208 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Welcome to 2009

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users Posts: 25,067 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    What a scummy bitch. She should have her balls cut off so she can never rape again.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    I see the Daily Fail are stuck for stories if they are recycling this.

    Either that, or the mad bitch is at it again. With the same man.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    Welcome to 2009

    Who gives a fuck when it happened,or who reported it,its a funny story.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    /goes to rob hair salon in Russia


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,373 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    Who gives a fuck when it happened,or who reported it,its a funny story.
    Yeah, people being kidnapped & raped is fucking hilarious.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Nice..


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Who gives a fuck when it happened,or who reported it,its a funny story.

    If the gender roles were reversed would it still be funny?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,456 ✭✭✭Cpt_Blackbeard


    Who gives a fuck when it happened,or who reported it,its a funny story.

    Rape is rape. If it happened the other way around there would be uproar. Double standards at their best..


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,208 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Who gives a fuck when it happened,or who reported it,its a funny story.
    Doesn't change the story, it does however re-enforce the fact that the DM is joke of a "newspaper", which I feel is necessary at every opportunity.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    If the gender roles were reversed would it still be funny?

    Funnier.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    in soviet russia criminals get fcuked not the victim


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,239 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    If the gender roles were reversed would it still be funny?

    Hmm....

    Yes? :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,704 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    Saila wrote: »
    in soviet russia criminals get fcuked not the victim
    Soviet russia?? Stories from 2009, not 1989.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    Jasus - No south park Comments here yet, I'll say it so :



    Nice


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    Jasus - No south park Comments here yet, I'll say it so :



    Nice

    What are you, slow?

    It was done 2 days ago.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,712 ✭✭✭neil_hosey


    padd b1975 wrote: »
    Soviet russia?? Stories from 2009, not 1989.

    ah jaysus what is happening around here.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,118 ✭✭✭✭Jimmy Bottlehead


    The would-be thief made the decision to break the law.

    Sadly for him, he got ****ed - but I've no sympathy. You do the crime, you do the time.

    Quite a unique self-defense method she has, though.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    The would-be thief made the decision to break the law.

    Sadly for him, he got ****ed - but I've no sympathy. You do the crime, you do the time.

    Quite a unique self-defense method she has, though.

    If a woman broke in and a man tied her up and raped her for 3 days would you be saying the same?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    She's all heart! It says in the OP that she gave him 1,000 roubles when he left. Wow! That's the guts of €20.:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 349 ✭✭talkinyite


    Saila wrote: »
    in soviet russia criminals get fcuked not the victim

    In capitalist Ireland, banks rob you


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Funnier.

    Not sure if you are serious or not but what a stupid comment.

    As pointed out, rape is rape. No one deserves to be a victim of it, even if they broke into a shop. That is what the courts are for.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    He must have been some catch, don't know why she thought sex was a good punishment? Unless she just used him for her own benefit and just left him, now that would be cruel punishment :)

    I dont understand the thinking of it! :confused:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 662 ✭✭✭fran oconnor


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    Jasus - No south park Comments here yet, I'll say it so :



    Nice
    Must have been miss Stevenson.


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