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Ireland Placename jokes

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    #32
    Mr Tibbs
    Registered Users Posts: 420 ✭✭Mr Tibbs


    There is a village in Co. Waterford called Kill. Tourists get a great laugh on entering the village the sign reads
    Kill Drive Slowly


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    #33
    bacon n eggs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭bacon n eggs


    You are now entering muff


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    #34
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Irish for Stillorgan = Micí Marbh


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    #35
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    I was passing through Co Kildare and decided to stop to ask for directions.

    "Am I anywhere near Clane?", I asked a young lady.

    "No, you're a dirty, smelly bollocks!", she replied.


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    #36
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    the place with the most honest opinion?


    fairview


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    #37
    Potential-Monke
    Registered Users Posts: 13,834 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    Best place for 'Mericans (who hate Latin Americans) to visit - Killinaspick


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    #38
    ArnoldJRimmer
    Registered Users Posts: 2,493 ✭✭✭ArnoldJRimmer


    Place where you can ride the future king of England?

    Mountcharles


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    #39
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,534 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Do any of ye know a Dickie Bowe from Athy.


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    #40
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Spititual home of Fianna Fáil politicians.


    Strokestown.


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    #41
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    From the first Gulf War era;

    What did the Donegal man say to Saddam Hussein?
    Keep Kuwait.


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    #42
    armaghbhoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 83 ✭✭armaghbhoy


    Which is the biggest city in Ireland?

    Dublin, because it keeps on doublin and doublin


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    #43
    Cody Pomeray
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭Cody Pomeray


    Keep em coming
    This is Funny Friday Gold.


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    #44
    armaghbhoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 83 ✭✭armaghbhoy


    Is anyone from Effin, Limerick?


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    #45
    Poxyshamrock
    Registered Users Posts: 4,829 ✭✭✭Poxyshamrock


    Askeaton if Patrickswell and how does Abbeyfeale


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    #46
    shanered
    Registered Users Posts: 1,117 ✭✭✭shanered


    Browntown where homosexuals love to visit


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    #47
    larchielads
    Registered Users Posts: 1,699 ✭✭✭larchielads


    he was dew in tullamore but he wouldnt go cos its an offaly long way


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    #48
    blade1
    Registered Users Posts: 12,151 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    SeanW wrote: »
    Many years ago I head this on the radio, wasn't meant to be a joke, but became one. Don't remember it word for word obviously, just the gist of it.

    Radio presenter: And now, final question: name a town in Kildare that contains the name of a body part.
    Woman: Kilcock?
    ...
    some funny exchange
    ...
    Radio presenter: No the correct answer was Athy. (thigh)

    Was that a Cork station?
    They asked one time, a town that sounds like a slippery surface?
    Now, anyone should know it was Ringaskiddy.
    Not my brother though.
    The muppet dives for the phone, gets through and delighted with himself shouts Askeaton!!!!!
    The Fcukin Dope!!


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    #49
    Freddy Smelly
    Registered Users Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    HalloweenJack wrote: »
    Where's the biggest river in Ireland?

    Sixmilebridge.


    in south tipp there is ninemilehouse.

    the heating bills and property tax must be enormous


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    #50
    stoneill
    Registered Users Posts: 3,610 ✭✭✭stoneill


    Ballyfannybatter. It's in Leitrim somewhere.


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    #51
    seven_eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭seven_eleven


    Its like I'm in 6th class all over again!


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    #52
    Freddy Smelly
    Registered Users Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    hate the british?

    move to Kilbrittain, Co Cork


    gay? move to nobber, co meath


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    #53
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    want to score some quality drugs?piltown in Co. kilkenny is the place to be:)


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    #54
    rolliepoley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭rolliepoley


    what do you call a person from Tuam.?













    A tuamor.

    :pac:


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