Best Skangermobiles online (part 2)

wendell borton · 30-06-2015 12:12am

Its the lovechild of a golf and a fiat doblo.

26000 Elephants · 30-06-2015 12:56am

Not to mention that the no. 1 reason for "aftermarket front end" is because the original is still in a ditch somewhere outside Fermoy.

Pov06 · 30-06-2015 8:43am

26000 Elephants wrote: »

Not to mention that the no. 1 reason for "aftermarket front end" is because the original is still in a ditch somewhere outside Fermoy.

jca · 30-06-2015 9:18am

26000 Elephants wrote: »

Not to mention that the no. 1 reason for "aftermarket front end" is because the original is still in a ditch somewhere outside Fermoy.

Ha ha spot on!!!

colm_mcm · 30-06-2015 9:28am

https://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/1450-tonight-volkswagen-bora/9724441

Read the description!

Pov06 · 30-06-2015 9:32am

colm_mcm wrote: »

https://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/1450-tonight-volkswagen-bora/9724441

Read the description!

Driven by a provisional licence holder with no L-plates. Shtandard.

"savage pull in her"

Lad hasn't a clue I reckon

Duke O Smiley · 30-06-2015 9:33am

Wide mudflaps small mark on passenger wing lovely car to drive some savage pull in her

I had to read that bit a few times to make sense of it

That car looks like an absolute dog and I still would not be surprised if he got 1450 for it, mental

Pov06 · 30-06-2015 9:36am

Duke O Smiley wrote: »

That car looks like an absolute dog and I still would not be surprised if he got 1450 for it, mental

It's the modern Honda Civic :rolleyes:

dr.fuzzenstein · 30-06-2015 9:39am

colm_mcm wrote: »

https://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/1450-tonight-volkswagen-bora/9724441

Read the description!

3 new tires? What about number 4?

Special Circumstances · 30-06-2015 9:40am

Duke O Smiley wrote: »

I had to read that bit a few times to make sense of it

That car looks like an absolute dog and I still would not be surprised if he got 1450 for it, mental

What horrors has that back seat seen... "3 sets off fancy plates", what a sh@ggin wagon:pac:

dr.fuzzenstein · 30-06-2015 9:41am

Duke O Smiley wrote: »

I had to read that bit a few times to make sense of it

That car looks like an absolute dog and I still would not be surprised if he got 1450 for it, mental

You know the old saying, "It is morally wrong to let a sucker keep his money"
To some 17 year old lad with little money and even less brains, this will look better than any Ferrari.

Pov06 · 30-06-2015 9:41am

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

3 new tires? What about number 4?

Number 4 is at 45%, "she'll fly threw [sic] the NCT"

Alanstrainor · 30-06-2015 9:56am

Who ever thinks it's a good idea to remove the VW badge, when there's a cut out on the bonnet for the top of the circle....but I guess it could have just fallen off....

GvidoR · 30-06-2015 10:06am

Alanstrainor wrote: »

Who ever thinks it's a good idea to remove the VW badge, when there's a cut out on the bonnet for the top of the circle....but I guess it could have just fallen off....

That's a badgeless aftermarket grille, and the badge fits snugly in the original grille so the badge couldn't just fall off.

Taylor365 · 30-06-2015 10:54am

colm_mcm wrote: »

https://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/1450-tonight-volkswagen-bora/9724441

Read the description!

would love to no job

Me too mate......me too.

Odyssey 2005 · 30-06-2015 10:56am

colm_mcm wrote: »

https://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/1450-tonight-volkswagen-bora/9724441

Read the description!

He will discuss his reason for the sale with a "genuine buyer"
4 lines later he tells the world he lost his job and can't afford it.....TWICE:D

Alanstrainor · 30-06-2015 12:00pm

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

He will discuss his reason for the sale with a "genuine buyer"
4 lines later he tells the world he lost his job and can't afford it.....TWICE:D

Always a sure sign it's been maintained to the highest degree! :P No expense spared...*cough*...

jca · 30-06-2015 11:27pm

Alanstrainor wrote: »

Always a sure sign it's been maintained to the highest degree! :P No expense spared...*cough*...

Some pull in her Laaad..:D:D

colm_mcm · 30-06-2015 11:38pm

jca wrote: »

Some pull in her Laaad..:D:D

Yeah, to the left

jca · 30-06-2015 11:40pm

colm_mcm wrote: »

Yeah, to the left

:D Good one..

bazz26 · 04-07-2015 1:49pm

TDi Power!

http://www.carsireland.ie/detail.php?ad_id=1300325

Should be in the dreamer of the year thread also.

GvidoR · 04-07-2015 1:50pm

bazz26 wrote: »

TDi Power!

http://www.carsireland.ie/detail.php?ad_id=1300325

Should be in the dreamer of the year thread also.

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ahahahahah :pac:

YbFocus · 04-07-2015 1:53pm

90bhp, 12.6 seconds 0-60.

Tdi power. . .

GvidoR · 04-07-2015 1:57pm

YbFocus wrote: »

90bhp, 12.6 seconds 0-60.

Tdi power. . .

74 kW (101 PS; 99 hp) @ 4000 rpm
240 N·m (180 lb·ft) @ 1800–2400 rpm
0-100 km/h in 11.3 seconds.

but anyway... :P

YbFocus · 04-07-2015 2:03pm

GvidoR wrote: »

74 kW (101 PS; 99 hp) @ 4000 rpm
240 N·m (180 lb·ft) @ 1800–2400 rpm
0-100 km/h in 11.3 seconds.

but anyway... :P

Sorry it had 12.6 in its specs

It's now violently quick :pac:

GvidoR · 04-07-2015 2:05pm

YbFocus wrote: »

Sorry it had 12.6 in its specs
It's now violently quick :pac:

Hence the sticker.

Duke O Smiley · 04-07-2015 2:16pm

Not even a red-D red-I

dgt · 04-07-2015 2:50pm

Depression spec right there with optional ill fitting parts. Top find

CianRyan · 04-07-2015 3:05pm

Jesus, I thought it had an A4 front end swap for moment.

Duke O Smiley · 04-07-2015 3:11pm

The draw bar just makes it

dgt · 04-07-2015 3:12pm

Tow yer cattle thrailler in shtyyyle

colm_mcm · 04-07-2015 3:34pm

https://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/kitted-volkswagen-passat/9707197?sv=true

Not the most offensive, just lots of little details that mark it out.

LawlessBoy · 04-07-2015 3:48pm

Not to bad if you ask me take the front tints off center the the with a normal one and swap out the exhaust tips and you've a taken away most of the problems. The price is a different story

Skylinehead · 04-07-2015 4:21pm

That numberplate/foglight placement.........why?

Vicxas · 04-07-2015 7:02pm

Skylinehead wrote: »

That numberplate/foglight placement.........why?

I hate those stupid side of the bumper number plates. The symmetry freak in me goes nuts.

CianRyan · 04-07-2015 7:31pm

The exhaust pipes and the fact that it's in ****e.

davycc · 04-07-2015 7:45pm

GvidoR wrote: »

ahahahahah :pac:

looks like they left their plastic bland box in the microwave too long and it melted:eek::eek:

GvidoR · 04-07-2015 8:07pm

Vicxas wrote: »

I hate those stupid side of the bumper number plates. The symmetry freak in me goes nuts.

I don't mind those side plates but it's odd that the plate on that Passat is in the way of the fog light.

I don't like the way front bumpers for cars sold in Europe come with licence plate indents. The US is doing it right with smooth front bumpers and in some states you don't even need a front plate.

colm_mcm · 04-07-2015 8:17pm

But in Europe you need them. Why wouldn't they have pre-tapped holes for number plates?

What felters do to 10 year old cars isn't top of manufacturers priorities.

GvidoR · 04-07-2015 8:41pm

I'm just saying I prefer the clean (US style) bumpers.

colm_mcm · 04-07-2015 9:34pm

As in, you don't like number plates!

GvidoR · 04-07-2015 9:36pm

Well, not so much, but if you take it off from a Euro bumper, it wont look as clean as that, it has that weird indent thing where the plate goes.

colm_mcm · 04-07-2015 9:48pm

The plate goes there. You don't need to take it off.

I give up.

davycc · 05-07-2015 2:57am

http://www.adverts.ie/car/honda/civic/1996-honda-civic/8323152

ha ha ha ha ha:D

finally something we can all laugh at together

the skang is strong in this one:eek:

chocksaway · 05-07-2015 10:59am

Dimmed rear lights- cause that's clever

26000 Elephants · 05-07-2015 11:21am

davycc wrote: »

http://www.adverts.ie/car/honda/civic/1996-honda-civic/8323152

ha ha ha ha ha:D

finally something we can all laugh at together

the skang is strong in this one:eek:

He even searched for the 'correct' council estate setting for the photo shoot. I like that attention to detail. I would nearly forgive the hubcaps for that.

Sitec · 05-07-2015 12:02pm

I saw a Passat in Kilkenny yesterday with "Agri-spec" in massive writing on the back window. I got a good laugh from it.

26000 Elephants · 05-07-2015 12:47pm

"Agri Spec" How-to....

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jca · 05-07-2015 2:01pm

26000 Elephants wrote: »

"Agri Spec" How-to....

Brilliant the rubber floor mat as a mud flap is the business.

dgt · 05-07-2015 5:48pm

Missing the D-Turbo badge on fuel flap and obligatory volcanes/cyclones in that guide

Best Skangermobiles online (part 2)

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