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Let's count electrons.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Matt Holck wrote: »
    there can be only one electron

    Actually, that's only partially true. There can only be one general electron but we can have as many local electrons as we like.
    Flames are just what happens when electrons get excited you know , cant have flames without electrons.

    Yeah! Love that Bruce Springsteen number.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,318 ✭✭✭✭carchaeologist


    But I love the idea of an electron and prositron pair having a worm hole between them
    Hmm...electron porn??:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Ever wondered what kind of sub-atomic particle you are?
    Now you can find out:

    http://www.quizilla.com/quizzes/1096282/what-kind-of-subatomic-particle-are-you

    I'm an anti-proton!! :D

    Anti-Proton -- You are generally a homebody like the proton, but you are very disagreeable being anti-matter and all. You annihilate everything that you come into contact with. If there's not many people arround, you like to hang out with positrons.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 11,330 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hermy


    The existence of electricity proves that sub-atomic particles are just stuff and nonsense.

    Genealogy Forum Mod



  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,966 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    But the electrons flow the wrong way they go against the current.


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,966 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Electron -- You are full of energy and frentic movement. Although you have a philosophicaly "negative" outlook, people would hardly be able to tell it by looking at you. You get along well with protons and those who are positive."


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    There's one
    >


    And on with the elements,

    LADIES and GENTLEMEN

    MAy I HAVe YOUR ATTen-Ti-on

    MR TOOOOOOOMMMMMM LEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHRERRRRRRRRR


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,688 ✭✭✭kerash


    Hmmm, i can jus about count, all them numbers scare me:eek: I do like quizzes tho;

    Neutron -- You don't take sides, you just sort of hang out and blend into the crowd. If someone lets you loose though, you can cause some serious damage. If you are around too many other neutrons you get bored and start to decay..


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    But the electrons flow the wrong way they go against the current.

    and holes flow with the current
    Matt Holck wrote: »
    The migration of holes is also depicted in the cartoon shown in Figure 3.
    semi3.gif
    Here, the chairs represent one-electron bonds,
    and the students represent the additional electrons
    that "migrate" to complete unsatisfied one-electron bonds.

    As the electrons shift to the right,
    the hole shifts to the left.

    http://www.owlnet.rice.edu/~chem152/lecture/Reading/conduct.html

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055164392&page=3


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,966 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    at least with electrons you have a probablilty of knowing it's somewhere.

    But what's the pobability that a hole is somewhere in the 99.99999% of empty space that comprises matter and how would you find one ??


    nothing is faster than photons.
    electrons are faster than the nothingness that are holes
    so electrons can travel faster than light !


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 11,330 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hermy


    It's all about the second law of therrmo-dynamics apparently.
    I say vote no!

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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,966 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Hermy wrote: »
    It's all about the second law of therrmo-dynamics apparently.
    I say vote no!
    A fair point, why should we have to put up with the second law, we never voted upon it. I say its unconstitutional !


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 11,330 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hermy


    I've just checked and there are no electrons in Ireland so there!

    Genealogy Forum Mod



  • Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    how did I get here?


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 11,330 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hermy


    Matt Holck wrote: »
    how did I get here?

    Have you been messing with the entropy settings again?

    Genealogy Forum Mod



  • Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    uglyoz2.jpg

    tomfoolery


    The Bell Curves!
    The Bell Curves!


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck




  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 11,330 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hermy


    We're sorry, this video is no longer available

    That's what happens when you interfere with entropy.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    It annoys yet makes me feel important



  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 11,330 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hermy


    Doris Day, my favourite.

    Genealogy Forum Mod



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