Ladies toilets

Nope having worked as a cleaner for years I can safely say female toilets are always in a worse condition than male ones. My boyfriend also worked as a cleaner and he says the exact same thing.

Guys go to toilets, do their business and usually walk straight out without saying a word or looking in the mirror. Girls use toilets for much more than going potty, they hang around and gossip, snort coke, do their make up, change tampons, look in the mirrors etc In nightclubs girls often hang around and drink in the bathrooms, I've rarely found this with guys.

When I worked in a bar it was always a case of pulling the short straw for whoever got lobbed with the ladies bathroom - and it was never pleasant. The sanitary bin inevitably got knocked over at some stage, girls would try to flush sanitary towels etc which of course leads to blocked toilets. Girls are more likely to poo in the bathrooms, probably because they have better access to cubicles; but in a drunken state they'd often walk off without flushing. Then there is the amount of tissue they use, and fake tan and make up all over the walls and sinks, yuck I feel sick just recalling it.

Fairer sex my a** :mad:

my wife works as a cleaner and says she would rather clean a mans toilet then a womens....She said she cannot believe how dirty they are.

She also laughs at how women will cue to use the toilet she is washing as she figures they are that clean about themselves.

She said the worst thing she ever saw was a perfect sh1t on the floor which was sh1t there rather than falling off the jacks or something.

Maybe because it's the only time the wimmin don't have to clean up the mess they/everyone makes?

or maybe 'it's the drink made them do it yer honour'










still gross

One of my friends used to work for Swisher. He was absolutely disgusted at the state of all the women's toilets, said they were at least 5 times worse than the the men's toilets-he was regularly left feeling physically sick with all the used sanitary products he found on floors or just left floating in the toilet.
I know for a fact that he did pub and club bathrooms, but I'd say there's a good chance he did office company bathrooms aswell.
I've seen a sink full of vomit in a bathroom in a nightclub before, don't know why they kept the bloody plug thing in instead of cleaning in down the drain!
I'm always finding toilet paper on public bathroom floors,does my head in-it's usually clean though not used.
When sharing a house with a few girls they used to leave makeup spills, hairballs from the hairbrush, and dirty wet towels all over the place.
I don't know why some people automatically assume that women are cleaner/tidier than men.
He also said that in a lot of places, the male toilets were tiny, whilst the female toilets could be up to double the size.
Though as another poster mentioned, that may be because some women are more likely to hang around for awhile chatting or doing makeup etc.

Hannibal Smith wrote: »

I have been to some places where there's wee on the seat...but I guess that's from the hovering, not the sitting, still is no excuse to get up and walk away from it so it greets the next person though :eek:

This really annoys me. They won't sit on the seat for fear of germs or whatever but then proceed to pee all over it, thereby creating a disgusting germ infested toilet seat Then they expect the next person to clean up their mess

A place I used to work in actually had to put signs up in the cubicles asking people not to wipe snot on the walls...disgusting!

Little Acorn wrote: »

He also said that in a lot of places, the male toilets were tiny, whilst the female toilets could be up to double the size.
Though as another poster mentioned, that may be because some women are more likely to hang around for awhile chatting or doing makeup etc.

Yep in both the nightclubs where I worked the girl's toilets were about twice the size of the men's and had a huge mirror running right around with a ledge so girls could sit at it and hang out. The men's bathroom was much smaller and only had one tiny mirror. I think in most places it's like this.

Kimia wrote: »

I don't understand the poo thing and I've heard so many stories about it. How can a person leave a toilet after smearing shíte all over the floor, walls, seat etc???? Are they not MORTIFIED?? Where do they go after being in the toilet - they must be covered in poo! I don't understand??

You would think but in big nightclubs the ladies' toilets are really crowded and it's very easy for a girl to just stagger out when they're done relatively unrecognised. My theory is that it's more of an issue in the girls' toilets because they have the privacy of a cubicle while men have to make do with urinals. You would be amazed what people are capable of doing when nobody's looking and they (think) they can get away with it.

ceadaoin. wrote: »

A place I used to work in actually had to put signs up in the cubicles asking people not to wipe snot on the walls...disgusting!

When I was in primary school there was a bit of an issue with the condition the pupils' bathrooms were being left in. One teacher decided to take every class group by group and held a sort of bathroom etiquette talk. She even took us all into the toilets and explained to us the basics such as wiping your seat when you're finished, making sure to flush, washing your hands after. It may seem a bit weird looking back, and it was a bit of a giggle for us, but obviously it was something that needed to be done.

When I used to work in a pub neither were ever too bad but mens were a bit worse at times.

Also in my last job signs had to be put up all over the canteen about the mens bathroom as one morning there was a huge log on the toilet seat :eek: