All ye oul wans and oul fellas out there! Wakey wakey, rise and shine!

Chucken · 03-05-2012 8:27pm

Woops!!

Cicero · 03-05-2012 8:27pm

Chucken wrote: »

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So soup is all you can expect now Cicero

.. That and a lot of grief from a wounded deer(old) ...oh well, at least the chat thread I created has got a stay of execution for the last few hours....:(

Cicero · 03-05-2012 8:28pm

Chucken wrote: »

Woops!!

I was thinking more on the lines of this...

Ramette · 03-05-2012 8:35pm

Cicero · 03-05-2012 8:37pm

Ramette wrote: »

/tickles rammy wammy on the chin....;)

Chucken · 03-05-2012 8:38pm

..and then he got out of the boot and ran off in the sunshine

Ramette · 03-05-2012 8:52pm

Coz we are aulwans/oulfellas... we are allowed to be fussy, demanding, grumpy, pedantic and stubborn...

So i propose the thread count should go to 10,001:)

and when we hit that number we must have a street party (chucken your doing the cooking) OG can show us how to shake our burlesque booty, Cicero can be the sommelier ... Rube can regale us with stories of his mispent youth, meself and Jelly Baby will do the decorations and Alice can give us one of her magnificent lunar dances

who knows maybe we could have a game of 88 two fat ladies:P

Chucken · 03-05-2012 8:58pm

Oh...I know a good dj for the choons!!!!

Ramette · 03-05-2012 9:04pm

Chucken wrote: »

Oh...I know a good dj for the choons!!!!

Who's in the house??? God's in the house:D

Chucken · 03-05-2012 9:08pm

:D:D

Ramette · 03-05-2012 9:43pm

Cicero wrote: »

Ramette wrote: »

/tickles rammy wammy on the chin....;)

That's not my chin

Jellybaby1 · 03-05-2012 10:18pm

Chucken wrote: »

No idea?? Gis a hint?

Well, not the Lettuce Soup bit. But the 'Green, it was!' is a quote from a TV comedy series, situated in a prison. 'Course yuh know it!

Chucken · 03-05-2012 10:25pm

Im guessing "Porridge" ???

Rubecula · 03-05-2012 10:46pm

I would be happy to pass over 50 euros to anyone who can get they image of soup made from lettuce out of my head.

I still feel a bit queasy at the thought.

Jellybaby1 · 04-05-2012 12:26am

Chucken wrote: »

Im guessing "Porridge" ???

Well done Chuck, you get a gold star. It's a great line, so good they used it twice! - "I read a book once. Green, it was" I still laugh out loud every time.

Spread · 04-05-2012 3:01am

Goodnight and Good Moaning

Chucken · 04-05-2012 3:07am

Good day Spread

Just on the way to beddy byes here

Ramette · 04-05-2012 8:10am

Morning coffin dodgers

Full moon Sunday morning, it's called the bright moon so I guess we will need our sunglasses for Alice's damhsa

Rubecula · 04-05-2012 10:32am

I just splashed out on a set of night vision goggles, and now you tell me Alice will be all aglow?

It is all money you know.

good morning folks (Bora da)

Spread · 04-05-2012 12:30pm

Chucken wrote: »

Good day Spread

Just on the way to beddy byes here

WTF! Has the earth started revolving in clockwise mode?

Ramette wrote: »

Morning coffin dodgers

Full moon Sunday morning, it's called the bright moon so I guess we will need our sunglasses for Alice's damhsa

Funeral directors have to put food on the table as well, you know.

Rubecula wrote: »

I just splashed out on a set of night vision goggles, and now you tell me Alice will be all aglow?

It is all money you know.

good morning folks (Bora da)

Can you see through Charlotte Church's PJs? If so, send on details of where you got them post-haste

and if not ASAP

.

Alice1 · 04-05-2012 7:10pm

...an' what have funeral directors got to do with my moonlit goings-on?

Cicero · 05-05-2012 12:49am

Alice1 wrote: »

...an' what have funeral directors got to do with my moonlit goings-on?

Spread · 05-05-2012 4:23am

Och aye the noo Cicero - lang may yer lum reek!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7RIgs3eygo

You gotta watch out for the pervading pessimism ........... it may be catching

Goodnight and Good Moaning

Spread · 05-05-2012 4:33am

Alice1 wrote: »

...an' what have funeral directors got to do with my moonlit goings-on?

Just calm down Alice ............

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Thxli1BdbsM

......
you'll get your perigree on Saturday night 8PM approx

looksee · 05-05-2012 10:51am

Yay, new word. Perigree. That's one I had to look up. All I have to do now is remember it...

Rubecula · 05-05-2012 11:10am

Is that better than your apogee?

OldGoat · 05-05-2012 6:16pm

Perigree

Apogee

#As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti#

EARWORM!

Spread · 06-05-2012 5:57am

This is tonight's moon - taken at 12.10am - very bright but smallish. Just back after driving 50 miles and you could almost do it with the lights off.

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Goodlight and Good Moaning

Rubecula · 06-05-2012 9:04am

Hope you didn't try that Spread. You know how we worry when you try your silly tricks at your age. You put your back out swinging from the chandelier last time.

Spread · 06-05-2012 4:10pm

Will disregard the above comment and thanks

. My vertigo has put paid to those kinds of highjinks. Anyway, Cisse shook the net as QPR score in the 89th minute to stay out of the relegation zone. So thanks everyone for the Special Novenas. If ye can do a repeat performance next Saturday against City ......... or at least get the teams below to lose (as well) I'll be eternally grateful. And one doesn't make a promise like this lightly

Right, am off to town to celebrate with breakfast and Mimosas. Wehey!

The Lord is good .......... Hallelujah!

Rubecula · 06-05-2012 7:52pm

Here you are Spread the photo got out

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Cicero · 06-05-2012 11:13pm

Rubecula wrote: »

Hope you didn't try that Spread. You know how we worry when you try your silly tricks at your age. .

Spread wrote: »

. So thanks everyone for the Special Novenas.

The Lord is good .......... Hallelujah!

Spread wrote: »

-...you could almost do it with the lights off.

Goodlight and Good Moaning

Good Moaning indeed Spread...:P

Spread · 07-05-2012 4:17am

What with Perigree Moon, Cinco de Mayo celebrations and QPR doing the biz with a minute to go .......... tomorrow Monday will be a bit of an anti climax. Still, it's great to have a huge hangover at times ......... plenty of strong Lyons tea and semi-brisk walks with the hounds. Ahhhhh, the joys of ageing!

Goodnight and Good Moaning

Spread · 08-05-2012 3:35am

Spread wrote: »

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Goodnight and Good Moaning

Ditto!

Chucken · 08-05-2012 12:45pm

Nurse nurse!!! Spread is answering himself again

Hello everyone,hope the weekend was good for you all.

OldGoat · 08-05-2012 1:26pm

Long weekend, day and a half of work and then a couple of weeks off.
/Gloat

Spread · 08-05-2012 2:15pm

We seem, to have a name change above .......... Old Gloat!

How many of ye donned Red Hats yesterday? ........ Jenny Joseph's birthday

Warning

When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired
And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells
And run my stick along the public railings
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick flowers in other people's gardens
And learn to spit.

You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat
And eat three pounds of sausages at a go
Or only bread and pickle for a week
And hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes.

But now we must have clothes that keep us dry
And pay our rent and not swear in the street
And set a good example for the children.
We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.

But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.

Jenny Joseph

OldGoat · 08-05-2012 2:20pm

I don't know if the Purple Hat movement has reached these shores yet and none of my hats are purple anyway.

Chucken · 08-05-2012 2:28pm

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Spread · 08-05-2012 2:30pm

Here's a plan ........... a bottle of Port & Brandy a day for the next 12 months (secretly, of course) and your nose should be a nice purple/lilac/aubergine tone. The Fez atop will do the rest. Welcome to the Dublin Brigade of Red Fez Society

Spread · 08-05-2012 2:35pm

Congrats Chucken ............ a Nana by 48! A kinda rare these days.

Chucken · 08-05-2012 2:39pm

I know!! Im ancient :pac:

Jellybaby1 · 08-05-2012 2:44pm

Congrats Chuckie..........you will soon have your own little chickadee! Or at least borrow someone else's!

hondasam · 08-05-2012 2:45pm

OldGoat wrote: »

Due to technical thingies large threads like this get stopped/closed/locked and a new thread is started in it's place. Something to do with keeping the moderators supplied in Coke & Hookers. Anyway it's close to that point with this thread. So, at some point in the next week or so I'll be locking this thread and opening a new thread. That gives us the opportunity to come up with a new name or to go with Ciceros existing name MkII

Two of my blue tablets for the best suggestion.*

I like: A Bit of the oul blather - Off Topic backbiting, begrudgery and cardigan swopping.

*Obviously a lie, I need ALL the blue ones.

New name!!
One Foot In The Grave.

Chucken · 08-05-2012 2:46pm

Aw thanks JB..Im very excited. Keeping the news to myself for the last 4 weeks was torture

Jellybaby1 · 08-05-2012 2:53pm

Spread wrote: »

How many of ye donned Red Hats yesterday? ........ Jenny Joseph's birthday

The world of craft have taken the Red Hat Society on board all right I think, otherwise it's not to be heard of much in this neck of the woods. Have you seen them in Google images? Too much red and purpole for me, it made me feel dizzy!!

Cicero · 08-05-2012 6:14pm

Congrats Chucken .....another milestone:)

Chucken · 08-05-2012 8:03pm

Thanks Cicero

Now that Im all growed up (:pac:) I might be of some use!!
I can say hand on heart,raising my own 2 was all guesswork.

Alice1 · 08-05-2012 8:27pm

Chucken wrote: »

Thanks Cicero Now that Im all growed up (:pac:) I might be of some use!!
I can say hand on heart,raising my own 2 was all guesswork.

Congratulations Chucken! That is super! Yep, guesswork on my first two as well - then my little surprise arrived and I was sooo laid back about him, twas great

Rubecula · 08-05-2012 8:35pm

Congratulations Chucken I am so happy for you. Wonderful news dear friend.

All ye oul wans and oul fellas out there! Wakey wakey, rise and shine!

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