Eating a banana in nightclubs

Scanlas The 2nd · 07-03-2012 5:39pm #1

I intend eating a banana whilst in a nightclub. I'm curious how people would react to some guy casually walking around eating a banana in a nightclub.

kfallon · 07-03-2012 5:40pm

They'd prob say, "I wonder if that's the last of his five a day?"

Sindri · 07-03-2012 5:40pm

Is that a euphemism?

Try the George.

AngryBollix · 07-03-2012 5:41pm

It would probably grab a bit more attention if you started **** your arse with it

tmc86 · 07-03-2012 5:42pm

Eating for nutritional value or using as a seductive prop?

Downlinz · 07-03-2012 5:42pm

Depends if this is a euphemism or not.

MonkeyTennis · 07-03-2012 5:42pm

wont someone think of the pineapples

Tesco Massacre · 07-03-2012 5:43pm

Don't know about everyone else, but I think it'd look pretty cool.

Then again, I think X-Works jeans look pretty cool.

TeddyTedson · 07-03-2012 5:43pm

Depends on the type of club it is. Just don't use your teeth and try not to gag too much on it.

Mickey Dazzler · 07-03-2012 5:45pm

If you stood in the middle of the dance floor and started ramming the banana in and out of your mouth with your bags around your ankles, slapping your bare ass while pointing it suggestively at a bunch of rough looking lads from the country I'm sure you would get a reaction.

07-03-2012 5:46pm

Attempt to chat up a girl with the cheesiest line possible.

When rebuffed remove banana from crotch and casually begin to eat it as you walk away.

Raekwon · 07-03-2012 5:46pm

Racist!!!

Corvo · 07-03-2012 5:46pm

"Is that lad eating a banana?"

"He is...so...you want a yolk?"

"Yeah"

<cue music and glowsticks - Uns uns uns uns!>

Be about the sum total of it mate.

AngryBollix · 07-03-2012 5:48pm

Griffin1988 wrote: »

"Is that lad eating a banana?"

"He is...so...you want a yolk?"

"Yeah"

<cue music and glowsticks - Uns uns uns uns!>

Be about the sum total of it mate.

Any chance of a few bangers

Mickey H · 07-03-2012 5:50pm

AngryBollix wrote: »

Any chance of a few bangers

I doubt it.

smash · 07-03-2012 5:51pm

nightclub.... do it in the George, see what happens!

SoulTrader · 07-03-2012 6:28pm

I think you should do it, and post back here to let us know it went. Beware one potential downside though - if you live in a rural area, where everyone knows you, you will likely become known as Bananaman, and will probably carry that nickname to your grave.

Don't say I didn't warn you, Bananaman.

MonkeyTennis · 07-03-2012 6:30pm

its not very appeeling

Scuid Mhór · 07-03-2012 6:38pm

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

I intend eating a banana whilst in a nightclub. I'm curious how people would react to some guy casually walking around eating a banana in a nightclub.

you're crazy, man. crazy. but you may just be the revolutionary we need to overthrow the government.

Crooked Jack · 07-03-2012 6:44pm

You should definitely do this. I have never been more sure of anything in my life.

Son0vagun · 07-03-2012 6:44pm

I'm a big fan of props in night clubs. Great way of getting attention from the ladies. In my time I've used lolly pops, Glitter, wigs, sun glasses, and of course air guitars!

A banana will definately get you attention, for about five minutes!

WindSock · 07-03-2012 6:46pm

Ha ha ha. It's shaped like a penis!!!!

lol

Crooked Jack · 07-03-2012 6:49pm

Ignore all the cock stuff, I really want to know how people would react to this. If one of my friends did it i think I'd piss myself laughing

Plazaman · 07-03-2012 6:49pm

I think you will find it's illegal under the Intoxicating Liquor Act 2001....... or maybe thats dancing with a chicken up your sleeve but it's one or the other.

krudler · 07-03-2012 6:52pm

eating a banana is one of those times where you should try not to make eye contact with people, it looks weird.

SoulTrader · 07-03-2012 6:56pm

krudler wrote: »

eating a banana is one of those times where you should try not to make eye contact with people, it looks weird.

Solution: Eat a banana whilst wearing sunglasses (in the nightclub of course).

Scanlas The 2nd · 07-03-2012 6:59pm

Crooked Jack wrote: »

Ignore all the cock stuff, I really want to know how people would react to this. If one of my friends did it i think I'd piss myself laughing

I wonder what the bouncer would say if you walked up mid bite.

Scanlas The 2nd · 07-03-2012 7:00pm

WindSock wrote: »

Ha ha ha. It's shaped like a penis!!!!

lol

Maybe yours is.... Speak for yourself.

MonkeyTennis · 07-03-2012 7:02pm

I believe this to be the greatest social experiment of our time.

LETHAL LADY · 07-03-2012 7:02pm

Ah sure while you are at it, why dont you bring a flask of tae and a packed lunch. The women will be flinging themselves at you.

Immaculate Pasta · 07-03-2012 7:04pm

It wouldn't be worth it OP. I heard you get 5 years for doing it :cool:

stupidusername · 07-03-2012 7:04pm

Depends on what you're doing. I mean if you're eating a banana whilest massaging your prostate,that may be considered unacceptable

Scanlas The 2nd · 07-03-2012 7:04pm

Also I think I'll order a pint of milk.

MonkeyTennis · 07-03-2012 7:05pm

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

Also I think I'll order a pint of milk.

you had to take it too far, didnt you

Hazys · 07-03-2012 7:09pm

Thats nothing.

I live in the US so when i go home, i only go into town on nights out so i only get to quench my cravings then.

Last year, i brought in sausage rolls, hot chicken rolls and white magnums into the nightclub.

Nothing makes you look more like a fat bastard than eating sausage rolls in the middle of the dancefloor.

Bipolar Joe · 07-03-2012 7:09pm

ronoc wrote: »

Attempt to chat up a girl with the cheesiest line possible.

When rebuffed remove banana from crotch and casually begin to eat it as you walk away.

This, only have it in a shirt pocket, and remove the sticker from it while maintaining eye contact. This could be the very thing we need as a nation!

Caliden · 07-03-2012 7:12pm

I'd probably think you were someone crying out for some attention from your attempt at being 'random lol'.

A bit like this new 'Cone-ing' fad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WygNjMSllLQ

Funglegunk · 07-03-2012 7:12pm

You should get a whole bunch of bananas and pretend they are your fingers.

**Timbuk2** · 07-03-2012 7:13pm

Eat about 8 bananas beforehand, then you won't need to eat a banana when you are in there.

Scanlas The 2nd · 07-03-2012 7:14pm

Caliden wrote: »

I'd probably think you were someone crying out for some attention from your attempt at being 'random lol'.

A bit like this new 'Cone-ing' fad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WygNjMSllLQ

How is eating a banana random? I get hungry when out so I brought a banana. It's functional not some random cone Ing you speak of.

twistedsoul · 07-03-2012 7:15pm

There used to be a night club in Clondalkin called the blue banana im sure its happened there before

BengaLover · 07-03-2012 7:16pm

As long as you didnt make eye contact with anyone whilst eating it, I dont see a problem with it.;)

johnners2981 · 07-03-2012 7:19pm

stupidusername wrote: »

Depends on what you're doing. I mean if you're eating a banana whilest massaging your prostate,that may be considered unacceptable

So unless I'm chewing on a banana I can massage my prostate in public, this is great news

WindSock · 07-03-2012 7:20pm

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

Maybe yours is.... Speak for yourself.

It is yeah...a like a BANANA BOAT!

because it's massive

ziggy23 · 07-03-2012 7:23pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq2KXudEjkI

:D

phill106 · 07-03-2012 7:25pm

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

I intend eating a banana whilst in a nightclub. I'm curious how people would react to some guy casually walking around eating a banana in a nightclub.

Don't do it, that is what happened to the first Scanlas!
I heard he died....

BigBrownBear · 07-03-2012 7:27pm

You would look SO cool if the DJ was playing a Bananarama track:D:D

stupidusername · 07-03-2012 7:28pm

johnners2981 wrote: »

So unless I'm chewing on a banana I can massage my prostate in public, this is great news

Nope,didn't say that. But sure go ahead and see what happens.

kelle · 07-03-2012 8:09pm

I suppose it would be no worse than when my friend, on her first visit to a nightclub, went to the bar and asked for a glass of milk.

EDIT: Damn, you got there before me!

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

Also I think I'll order a pint of milk.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 07-03-2012 8:49pm

Caliden wrote: »

I'd probably think you were someone crying out for some attention from your attempt at being 'random lol'.

A bit like this new 'Cone-ing' fad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WygNjMSllLQ

The video after that is Justin Beber cone-ing so its not cool anymore...

df1985 · 07-03-2012 8:56pm

A friend of mine whipped out an apple in a club one night and didnt understsand why we found it odd....

Although the same guy had a cable off the dvd player as a belt one night as he couldnt find his proper belt.

what a man!

Eating a banana in nightclubs

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