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Eating a banana in nightclubs

  • 07-03-2012 5:39pm
    #1
    Scanlas The 2nd
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭


    I intend eating a banana whilst in a nightclub. I'm curious how people would react to some guy casually walking around eating a banana in a nightclub.


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  • #2
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    They'd prob say, "I wonder if that's the last of his five a day?"


  • #3
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Is that a euphemism?


    Try the George. :)


  • #4
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    It would probably grab a bit more attention if you started **** your arse with it


  • #5
    tmc86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭tmc86


    Eating for nutritional value or using as a seductive prop?


  • #6
    Downlinz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,555 ✭✭✭Downlinz


    Depends if this is a euphemism or not.


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  • #7
    MonkeyTennis
    Registered Users Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    wont someone think of the pineapples


  • #8
    Tesco Massacre
    Registered Users Posts: 814 ✭✭✭Tesco Massacre


    Don't know about everyone else, but I think it'd look pretty cool.

    Then again, I think X-Works jeans look pretty cool.


  • #9
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Depends on the type of club it is. Just don't use your teeth and try not to gag too much on it.


  • #10
    Mickey Dazzler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 586 ✭✭✭Mickey Dazzler


    If you stood in the middle of the dance floor and started ramming the banana in and out of your mouth with your bags around your ankles, slapping your bare ass while pointing it suggestively at a bunch of rough looking lads from the country I'm sure you would get a reaction.


  • #11
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Attempt to chat up a girl with the cheesiest line possible.

    When rebuffed remove banana from crotch and casually begin to eat it as you walk away.


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  • #12
    Raekwon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,535 ✭✭✭Raekwon


    Racist!!!

    :p


  • #13
    Corvo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,704 ✭✭✭Corvo


    "Is that lad eating a banana?"

    "He is...so...you want a yolk?"

    "Yeah"

    <cue music and glowsticks - Uns uns uns uns!>


    Be about the sum total of it mate.


  • #14
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Griffin1988 wrote: »
    "Is that lad eating a banana?"

    "He is...so...you want a yolk?"

    "Yeah"

    <cue music and glowsticks - Uns uns uns uns!>


    Be about the sum total of it mate.


    Any chance of a few bangers


  • #15
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    AngryBollix wrote: »
    Any chance of a few bangers

    I doubt it.


  • #16
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    nightclub.... do it in the George, see what happens!


  • #17
    SoulTrader
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 850 ✭✭✭SoulTrader


    I think you should do it, and post back here to let us know it went. Beware one potential downside though - if you live in a rural area, where everyone knows you, you will likely become known as Bananaman, and will probably carry that nickname to your grave.

    Don't say I didn't warn you, Bananaman.


  • #18
    MonkeyTennis
    Registered Users Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    its not very appeeling


  • #19
    Scuid Mhór
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »
    I intend eating a banana whilst in a nightclub. I'm curious how people would react to some guy casually walking around eating a banana in a nightclub.

    you're crazy, man. crazy. but you may just be the revolutionary we need to overthrow the government.


  • #20
    Crooked Jack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭Crooked Jack


    You should definitely do this. I have never been more sure of anything in my life.


  • #21
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    I'm a big fan of props in night clubs. Great way of getting attention from the ladies. In my time I've used lolly pops, Glitter, wigs, sun glasses, and of course air guitars!

    A banana will definately get you attention, for about five minutes!


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  • #22
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Ha ha ha. It's shaped like a penis!!!!

    lol


  • #23
    Crooked Jack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭Crooked Jack


    Ignore all the cock stuff, I really want to know how people would react to this. If one of my friends did it i think I'd piss myself laughing


  • #24
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    I think you will find it's illegal under the Intoxicating Liquor Act 2001....... or maybe thats dancing with a chicken up your sleeve but it's one or the other.


  • #25
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    eating a banana is one of those times where you should try not to make eye contact with people, it looks weird.


  • #26
    SoulTrader
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 850 ✭✭✭SoulTrader


    krudler wrote: »
    eating a banana is one of those times where you should try not to make eye contact with people, it looks weird.

    Solution: Eat a banana whilst wearing sunglasses (in the nightclub of course).


  • #27
    Scanlas The 2nd
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    Crooked Jack wrote: »
    Ignore all the cock stuff, I really want to know how people would react to this. If one of my friends did it i think I'd piss myself laughing

    I wonder what the bouncer would say if you walked up mid bite.


  • #28
    Scanlas The 2nd
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    WindSock wrote: »
    Ha ha ha. It's shaped like a penis!!!!

    lol

    Maybe yours is.... Speak for yourself.


  • #29
    MonkeyTennis
    Registered Users Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    I believe this to be the greatest social experiment of our time.


  • #30
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Ah sure while you are at it, why dont you bring a flask of tae and a packed lunch. The women will be flinging themselves at you.


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  • #31
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    It wouldn't be worth it OP. I heard you get 5 years for doing it :cool:


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