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Jacks Smirking Revenge · 15-07-2014 8:56pm

The last girl I was with just came out as a lesbian.

Not sure how I feel about this :P

MauraTheThird · 15-07-2014 9:04pm

Jacks Smirking Revenge wrote: »

The last girl I was with just came out as a lesbian.

Not sure how I feel about this :P

That happened a girl I know. Her ex of 4 years came out as gay a few months after they broke up :L Don't know how I'd react tbh so I am no help

Jacks Smirking Revenge · 15-07-2014 9:06pm

MauraTheThird wrote: »

That happened a girl I know. Her ex of 4 years came out as gay a few months after they broke up :L Don't know how I'd react tbh so I am no help

Not that I'm hurt, it's just strange :P

MauraTheThird · 15-07-2014 9:12pm

Jacks Smirking Revenge wrote: »

Not that I'm hurt, it's just strange :P

Yeah, kinda is weird :P I honestly am just trying to imagine how I'd feel if any of my exs came out :pac:

Junco Partner · 16-07-2014 1:10pm

Misjudged the depth of the pool this morning. Was diving under the dividers to get into the lanes and cracked my nose off the floor. Lovely cut on my nose to remind me of my idiocy. Ill have to tell people I fought off a mugger. :pac:

Peanut Butter Jelly · 16-07-2014 7:28pm

Currently in the process of working out a betting challenge for myself. Never placed a bet in my life so I have no idea how to go about it.

QUICK! TO THE BET-MOBILE!!!!!

iamanengine · 16-07-2014 7:33pm

Peanut Butter Jelly wrote: »

Currently in the process of working out a betting challenge for myself. Never placed a bet in my life so I have no idea how to go about it.

QUICK! TO THE BET-MOBILE!!!!!

Now you bet?! Just after the world cup has ended?! :P Get a paddy power account and wait til the Premiership starts, then pick a winner for every game each weekend and stick a euro accumulator on it! That's what I do anyways.

Peanut Butter Jelly · 16-07-2014 7:39pm

iamanengine wrote: »

Now you bet?! Just after the world cup has ended?! :P Get a paddy power account and wait til the Premiership starts, then pick a winner for every game each weekend and stick a euro accumulator on it! That's what I do anyways.

I just got the idea after the world cup to do like €1 to €1,000. I will stay away from accumulators for the first bit because I could lose out on €100 because of a draw so individual bets for now.

pajor · 16-07-2014 8:20pm

Peanut Butter Jelly wrote: »

Currently in the process of working out a betting challenge for myself. Never placed a bet in my life so I have no idea how to go about it.

QUICK! TO THE BET-MOBILE!!!!!

The Tour de France might be a good place to start. Small bets everyday.

Peanut Butter Jelly · 16-07-2014 8:30pm

pajor wrote: »

The Tour de France might be a good place to start. Small bets everyday.

I know nothing about cycling and people/teams to bet on. There's a crazy amount of crashes this year as far as I can tell and one can just ruin a bet in seconds.

Talib Fiasco · 16-07-2014 9:07pm

HugsiePie wrote: »

Just read an article where somebody said this smile below is a genuine smile, how you can tell its real and not a cover up, how real smiles make girls look even prettier

WRONG

This actually annoys me-this is your classic false smile-just cause its a pretty smile dont mean its fo real

You wanna find a real smile-check for crows feet when a person smiles-her eyes wouldnt be as big if it was real (muscles around the eyes contact)

Educate yourselfs people-before you go posting something as "fact" on a national site.

/rant

Who cares it's Ariana Grande...genuine or not her smile can cure cancer

iamanengine · 16-07-2014 9:15pm

I've never seen her before but I will marry that woman.

Talib Fiasco · 16-07-2014 9:19pm

iamanengine wrote: »

I've never seen her before but I will marry that woman.

You have much to learn my friend... May I suggest starting here

Weak. At. The. Knees

Talib Fiasco · 16-07-2014 9:30pm

HugsiePie wrote: »

I DO

How an you say its a geuine smile when its a classic falsie

Thats like sayingshe has blonde hair when its clearly not

She could be dying on the inside with that smile

Dont say on national website guys love real smiles like said smile if its clearly a forced one

I read body language very well and that smile isn't entirely put on...her eyes are very bubbly...also that photo has clearly been photoshopped and airbrushed to death which would hide any lines around the eyes.

wnolan1992 · 17-07-2014 7:15pm

About twenty times better than the original song....

Jhcx · 18-07-2014 12:10am

I like trains!

Junco Partner · 18-07-2014 2:35am

Sitting on my balcony with a cup of tea watching the lightning over the river.
So purty.

Jhcx · 18-07-2014 10:35am

Got to check in Samantha Mumba this morning. Happy days. Celeb status

pajor · 20-07-2014 5:18pm

HugsiePie wrote: »

I feel like doing something drastic like getting a tattoo or dyeing my hair......

Well we all know Im too cheap chicken to do either :pac:

Dye your hair for the lulz.

FOR THE LULZ!!! :pac:

suitcasepink · 20-07-2014 7:19pm

Lol that the article of Ariana Grandes smile being genuine that was discussed last week is from a Collegetimes article.

Peanut Butter Jelly · 21-07-2014 12:16am

Has anyone else here had depression and told a friend about it?

I've finally built up the courage and organised a meet with a friend of mine during the week and I want to know how to go about it.

HugsiePie · 21-07-2014 12:21am

Peanut Butter Jelly wrote: »

Has anyone else here had depression and told a friend about it?

I've finally built up the courage and organised a meet with a friend of mine during the week and I want to know how to go about it.

Ive had a few friends come out to me about their depression. They just kinda were talking about how they were feeling miserable for whatever reasons and told me they think thy have depression.

Just tell them in a way that suits you, that youre comfortable with. And dont tell some asshole whos just gonne be awkward either/tell somebody else or threatedn yo if you ever manage to piss them off.

Peanut Butter Jelly · 21-07-2014 1:03am

HugsiePie wrote: »

Ive had a few friends come out to me about their depression. They just kinda were talking about how they were feeling miserable for whatever reasons and told me they think thy have depression.

Just tell them in a way that suits you, that youre comfortable with. And dont tell some asshole whos just gonne be awkward either/tell somebody else or threatedn yo if you ever manage to piss them off.

Is it better for the "listener" if I am straightforward about it or drop hints here and there for a bit to see if they can pick up on it, and then come out and say it?

Jhcx · 21-07-2014 3:05pm

So I finish work in 7 days excluding days off. Genuinely can't wait. I look forward to getting into a sleeping pattern. Thinking getting new piercing back in. But family will just start giving out and there already not impressed with my previous one. But I need to express who I am.

LoonyLovegood · 21-07-2014 4:50pm

I've had depression for the last...five years? Six? I've been on medication for years. I think I might bump the depression thread, actually.

I told a friend about mine, and we discussed our mutual issues, it actually helped both of us.

Jhcx · 21-07-2014 7:12pm

Depression funny thing. scary thing. I dont know if im just on the edge i feel as if i am. and scared to find out. Its personally something i dont want to deal with. This breakup which im finally over i think. fingers crossed as had an awful impact on my mental health. ive neither been happy or sad and emotions everywhere. I see a lot of you are curious to wonder should you speak to others about it. personally its not something id hide i havent ever seen it as a sensitive issue. for the simple fact that i am coming to you for help please embrace me because i need this right now. And you will forever know i have your back. Ive said it to several friends a lot have just gone and said go see someone. that was the first move. I dont know much about depression but from what ive read and heard im going to do everything in my mental power to just keep me afloat because if i sink thats it i'll be like the titanic no hope of bringing me to the surface.

Ive been really lucky. ive had all of you here thank you and ive had a lot of new friends who understand and have it and its been great to understand. anyway im sure i'll know soon enough where i stand.

Jhcx · 22-07-2014 3:27pm

agreed? agreed!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EN48zyxKsk

wnolan1992 · 22-07-2014 6:36pm

I think DeV's post in the "Let's All laugh at people with depression" thread in AH should be required reading or anyone affected by it in any way.

PBJ, from a personal point o view, I'd say just say it outright as opposed to hinting at it, but you know this person better than we do so it's hard to make a sweeping statement.

Whatever happens, best of luck with it.

And shur look, if all else fails C&H'll always be here for ya.

xoxox

*Those smilies at the end are to make a genuinely serious statement appear more lighthearted than it is because I'm terrified it sounds like a cliched knobbish thing to say without them. :P

Jhcx · 22-07-2014 7:55pm

To upload my picture to 'know your fellow..............' or not. hmmm. might be dangerous to let you all know who i really am. cause you'll all go... omg i know him. hes a jack a%$ .

Edit: Done

Serious question. Do any of ye ever get really down at night? This is probably following on closely to depression or maybe another route. But for as long as i can remember since going into secondary school ive struggled to sleep at night. all my fears, mistakes, questions come to haunt me. Really upsets me in that i get sad and angry and just wind myself up that im no longer able to sleep . thankfully its not every night. its just a horrible feeling.

Junco Partner · 23-07-2014 4:35pm

Wandering around town today I realised I kind of wanted a pint. Soon after I realised it wasn't so much a want as I physically needed a pint . Try as I might to walk home I found myself outside my local. sipping stout alone.Sunny days bring out my inner alcoholic

MauraTheThird · 23-07-2014 9:01pm

Junco Partner wrote: »

Wandering around town today I realised I kind of wanted a pint. Soon after I realised it wasn't so much a want as I physically needed a pint . Try as I might to walk home I found myself outside my local. sipping stout alone.Sunny days bring out my inner alcoholic

I am like that too on sunny days, had a can at home by myself

I got my food intolerance test back and I'm intolerant to EVERYTHING I eat to a day to day basis

Junco Partner · 23-07-2014 9:05pm

I have a feeling I have an intolerance to something cause my stomach gives me awful trouble. Too lazy to get a test to find out what it is I shouldn't be eating.

MauraTheThird · 23-07-2014 9:07pm

Junco Partner wrote: »

I have a feeling I have an intolerance to something cause my stomach gives me awful trouble. Too lazy to get a test to find out what it is I shouldn't be eating.

I got it done because of lethargy, stomach problems and general malaise so hopefully when I start an elimination diet, it'' sort all those :L

If you really think it could be something, maybe get it checked? /medicalishadvice

Junco Partner · 23-07-2014 9:17pm

MauraTheThird wrote: »

I got it done because of lethargy, stomach problems and general malaise so hopefully when I start an elimination diet, it'' sort all those :L

If you really think it could be something, maybe get it checked? /medicalishadvice

meh I am not fond of doctors.

MauraTheThird · 23-07-2014 9:26pm

Junco Partner wrote: »

meh I am not fond of doctors.

I got this done in a chemist if that's any help #MauraLovesPharmacy

getting so angsty for saturday. so nable for seeing the ex:(

LoonyLovegood · 23-07-2014 10:15pm

Maura, I have faith in you!

MauraTheThird · 23-07-2014 10:18pm

CTYIgirl wrote: »

Maura, I have faith in you!

Thanking you m'dearest x

My galpals have all texted to say that they'll be there if I need them at any stage so looks like things will be ok

Junco Partner · 23-07-2014 11:48pm

Had a junkie come up to me outside the pub. "Sorry man, could you do me a favor? My wife's fallopian tubes are wrapped round my babies neck and I have an hour and forty-five minutes to find out if my babies gonna live. Could you spare a few euros and I'll say a prayer for you.?" He then tried to sell me a bag of weed.

The chuckle the biological impposibility of his tale gave me was worth the 2 quid I gave him.

Enjoy your heroin you poet you!

Peanut Butter Jelly · 25-07-2014 12:13am

How To Waste Time #426 - Watch This Gif!

Jhcx · 28-07-2014 12:26pm

Can someone explain to me, what's with this new form of selfie taking where only half their head is in the picture and shows 95% of the background behind them.

Do people believe their that bad their face should not be in a pic. Then don't take one.

iamanengine · 28-07-2014 12:29pm

Jhcx wrote: »

Can someone explain to me, what's with this new form of selfie taking where only half their head is in the picture and shows 95% of the background behind them.

Do people believe their that bad their face should not be in a pic. Then don't take one.

I thought it was a humorous thing. Like when you only see their eyes and above it looks funny :P

MauraTheThird · 28-07-2014 12:35pm

I didn't cry/get too drunk/do other embarrassing thing on Saturday! Maybe this is a new phase of my life where I don't want to cringe post night out?

LoonyLovegood · 28-07-2014 1:35pm

I'm jealous. I'm still suffering.

MauraTheThird · 28-07-2014 2:32pm

This is new for me

I hope it continues tbh!

Peanut Butter Jelly · 28-07-2014 8:31pm

CTYIgirl wrote: »

I'm jealous. I'm still suffering.

HugsiePie · 29-07-2014 6:27pm

I occasionally venture onto that website collegetimes.ie where I discovered what I believed was going to be an article on how to make a cool cover for your flashlight-I thought at last an artice on this website that isnt about sex/bfs and gfs/drink....

So I go ahead read the full article through-I dont see where th flashlight thing comes into it tho and by the end theres no mention of a flashlight whatsoever I start to think it over for a few minutes-the whole article just didnt make sense to me

And then I look at the category it came under

Then things became clear

Here is link to said article

http://collegetimes.com/2014/07/21/how-to-make-a-very-easy-homemade-fleshlight

iamanengine · 29-07-2014 6:30pm

HugsiePie wrote: »

I occasionally venture onto that website collegetimes.ie where I discovered what I believed was going to be an article on how to make a cool cover for your flashlight-I thought at last an artice on this website that isnt about sex/bfs and gfs/drink....

So I go ahead read the full article through-I dont see where th flashlight thing comes into it tho and by the end theres no mention of a flashlight whatsoever I start to think it over for a few minutes-the whole article just didnt make sense to me

And then I look at the category it came under

Then things became clear

Here is link to said article

http://collegetimes.com/2014/07/21/how-to-make-a-very-easy-homemade-fleshlight

What I find even more amusing is that you genuinely wanted to know how to make a cool cover for your fleshlight flashlight? :pac:

Jhcx · 29-07-2014 6:54pm

Wait up... this is too good. lol. Where does it say cover?

Well anyway none the less least now i have the knowledge of how to construct one ha ha. made my day

Jhcx · 29-07-2014 6:59pm

ohhhhhhhh...... :pac::pac::pac::pac:

Think i love you.

Seriously though your the first person to make me laugh all week since last.

thanks

Dunno if you find the an insult of compliment but its ment to be a compliment

Jhcx · 29-07-2014 7:13pm

Btw that site is really interesting. Good read on 'Things you never knew about the male body part'

Most interesting one

Kim Jong-il’s penis was 3 feet, 4 inches long…

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