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Plenty of Fish

  • 19-05-2011 8:40pm
    #1
    alcomoholic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 112 ✭✭


    Alright fess up,
    how many of you are on it and how many of you have got the ride from it!! ;)


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  • #2
    wonderboysam
    Registered Users Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭wonderboysam


    dolphins?


  • #3
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    cool story bro, lol wut, blast it with piss, yer oul wan, im 12 what is this.......


  • #4
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    No thats for losers.
    I get a ride the old fashioned way...........chloroform and a rag. :cool:


  • #5
    RachaelVO
    Registered Users Posts: 3,108 ✭✭✭RachaelVO


    What?????????

    You'll always have a plaice in my sole??????


  • #6
    Chris P. Bacon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    These "your ma" sayings are getting very old,for gods sake be original and think of something funny.


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  • #7
    Sonovagun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 391 ✭✭Sonovagun


    Too many rides to remember, Smooch is better!


  • #8
    Crann na Beatha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


    This post has been deleted.


  • #9
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    alcomoholic wrote: »
    Alright fess up,
    how many of you are on it and how many of you have got the ride from it!! ;)
    joshrogan wrote: »
    Yea I got a ride off yore ma!

    o_0 This is painful to read.


  • #10
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Troy McClure, is that you?


  • #11
    Chris P. Bacon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    Veles wrote: »
    Your da's ma?

    Be original I said :)


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  • #12
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    You're not saying if you are, no? Fúck off asking questions you're not answering yourself.


  • #13
    Jarren
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,692 ✭✭✭Jarren


    http://ninjalite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/plenty-of-fish.jpg
    :pac:


  • #14
    STIG83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,588 ✭✭✭STIG83


    Did you get a ride of POF OP? Fess up!!


  • #15
    Galway K9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Galway K9


    I got a few rides from it but wasnt just going for that, just didnt work out, 1 was absolutley brutal in bed i act had to fake it.:D


  • #16
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    I'm on it. So far I got 2 emails back. Both from mermaids. One was top-half human bottom-half fish. The other bottom-half human top-half fish.

    I didn't write back because I couldn't decide which one to choose.


  • #17
    Galway K9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Galway K9


    bonerm wrote: »
    I'm on it. So far I got 2 emails back. Both from mermaids. One was top-half human bottom-half fish. The other bottom-half human top-half fish.

    I didn't write back because I couldn't decide which one to choose.

    Well if it smells like trout take it out, and if it tastes like chicken....keep on liicking!


  • #18
    Hookah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 850 ✭✭✭Hookah


    Me mate went on a spree on it last year. Met 14 girls, got the ride 11 times.

    I keep meaning to sign up.


  • #19
    STIG83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,588 ✭✭✭STIG83


    Hookah wrote: »
    Me mate went on a spree on it last year. Met 14 girls, got the ride 11 times.

    I keep meaning to sign up.

    Thats good going!!


  • #20
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    nope the portugease and the japanease keep over fishing them :mad:

    Green Peace.


  • #21
    Hookah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 850 ✭✭✭Hookah


    STIG83 wrote: »
    Thats good going!!

    He has the requisite charm.

    Still, a lot of lonely, horny people out there.


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  • #22
    Fittle
    Registered Users Posts: 2,775 ✭✭✭Fittle


    I bet the majority of AH'ers got a cyber-ride from POF at the very least:rolleyes:


  • #23
    omerin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,485 ✭✭✭omerin


    For the purposes of this thread i did a bit of research and can confirm that you wouldn't bring half of them hunting.
    As for the 11 out of 14, well I hope the rash clears up soon :D


  • #24
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    PUT MY FECKING POST BACK>


  • #25
    cosanostra
    Registered Users Posts: 880 ✭✭✭cosanostra


    Never had a profile set up myself but my mate met a girl on it she turned out to be a right nymphomaniac with a few kids all to different guys she met on pof!


  • #26
    fontanalis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭fontanalis


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    Troy McClure, is that you?

    I thought he was dead!


  • #27
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    fontanalis wrote: »
    I thought he was dead!

    I didn't say he was dead, I said he sleeps with the fishes.


  • #28
    mfceiling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,861 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    I know a lad from mayo who was staying with a mate of his in ashbourne.
    Logged on to plenty of fish...within 45 minutes of logging on he was up to his nuts in guts with a young one in a near by estate!!


  • #29
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Batter tha.


  • #30
    Galway K9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Galway K9


    mfceiling wrote: »
    I know a lad from mayo who was staying with a mate of his in ashbourne.
    Logged on to plenty of fish...within 45 minutes of logging on he was up to his nuts in guts with a young one in a near by estate!!

    happened me too hee:D


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  • #31
    Daegerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    I would have got a ride if it wasn't for me forklift running out of diesel on the way over to collect her


  • #32
    Galway K9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Galway K9


    Daegerty wrote: »
    I would have got a ride if it wasn't for me forklift running out of diesel on the way over to collect her

    Was she heavy :D


  • #33
    Daegerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    Galway K9 wrote: »
    Was she heavy :D

    yea would have just used the car otherwise


  • #34
    Sonovagun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 391 ✭✭Sonovagun


    How many people have signed up to POF since this thread started?


  • #35
    thehairyelbow
    Registered Users Posts: 302 ✭✭thehairyelbow


    Sonovagun wrote: »
    How many people have signed up to POF since this thread started?

    ;)


  • #36
    Console
    Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭Console


    POF = crap
    Average Dating site = crap

    Dating sites are all about what gender you are.
    If you're a woman you'll enjoy it a hell of a lot better than a guy.


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  • #37
    up for anything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭up for anything


    Console wrote: »
    Dating sites are all about what gender you are.
    If you're a woman you'll enjoy it a hell of a lot better than a guy.

    I don't know about that! The men on here seem to have it a lot better than I've found it or at least possess less discrimination. I've been a member for a year and haven't found one man on there that I would give the time of day to, let alone allow to poke me with their supposedly 40' barge poles. :D


  • #38
    Console
    Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭Console


    up for anything wrote: »
    I don't know about that! The men on here seem to have it a lot better than I've found it or at least possess less discrimination. I've been a member for a year and haven't found one man on there that I would give the time of day to, let alone allow to poke me with their supposedly 40' barge poles. :D

    well in fairness take what the average bloke on here says with a pinch of salt :pac:

    I remember watching a youtube video ages ago about a a few guys creating a fake female profile. Too see what the site is like on the other side. The fake profile had 50 mails within an hour of joining and loads of IM chats popping up.

    If anything that tells ya the ratio right there. 20 guys to 1 girl :pac:


  • #39
    Chnandler Bong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    up for anything wrote: »
    I don't know about that! The men on here seem to have it a lot better than I've found it or at least possess less discrimination. I've been a member for a year and haven't found one man on there that I would give the time of day to, let alone allow to poke me with their supposedly 40' barge poles. :D
    Maybe you should let one of these guys poke you with their 40' barge poles they might be able to force your head out of your arse:rolleyes:


  • #40
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    know a girl on this, hooks up with a fella once or twice a week. wouldnt be my cup of tea but she def gets more action on there than she would on a regular night out. She also thinks she's the sh!t now.


  • #41
    Daegerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    up for anything wrote: »
    I've been a member for a year and haven't found one man on there that I would give the time of day to, let alone allow to poke me with their supposedly 40' barge poles. :D

    Thats a strange one considering your username


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  • #42
    up for anything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭up for anything


    Chnandler Bong wrote: »
    Maybe you should let one of these guys poke you with their 40' barge poles they might be able to force your head out of your arse:rolleyes:

    Obviously you haven't had a bite on there yet. :P


  • #43
    up for anything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭up for anything


    Daegerty wrote: »
    Thats a strange one considering your username

    If I had a cent for every time I've heard............. :cool:


  • #44
    Griffen262
    Registered Users Posts: 286 ✭✭Griffen262


    alcomoholic wrote: »
    Plenty of fish

    Theres plenty of whales there too tbh...


  • #45
    Console
    Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭Console


    zxy wrote: »
    know a girl on this, hooks up with a fella once or twice a week. wouldnt be my cup of tea but she def gets more action on there than she would on a regular night out. She also thinks she's the sh!t now.


    Reminds me that I was shown two girls in particular on POF, who lets say, sum up the reality of a certain percentage of people on that site. if not all dating sites in general.

    Girl 1 uses the same username on all sites. So if you put her name into google her sex and swinging sites come up + photos of her naked as well as what can only be described as amateur porn videos (she has sex on webcam in a chat room full of people) ... no mention of that on her pof profile of course ;)

    girl no 2 is brilliant. same thing, put her username into google and you'll see a sex site profile with naked pictures of her. While her pof profiles "do not message me for sex! I will block you!" ... the adult profile says looking for one night stands etc.


  • #46
    7sr2z3fely84g5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭7sr2z3fely84g5


    Perfect site for pat mustard


  • #47
    Console
    Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭Console


    Princess Unsightly Sportsman wrote: »
    Perfect site for pat mustard

    You'd have to get up early in the morning to catch him. VERY early in the morning.


  • #48
    Galway K9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Galway K9


    Griffen262 wrote: »
    Theres plenty of whales there too tbh...

    Best pun all night. weldone...pls accept this trophy! he brilliant:Dwhales!


  • #49
    Rds1989
    Closed Accounts Posts: 133 ✭✭Rds1989


    Anyone get the ride from it since this thread started?


  • #50
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    Rds1989 wrote: »
    Anyone get the ride from it since this thread started?
    no but I registered as a lad for the craic


  • #51
    Galway K9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Galway K9


    zxy wrote: »
    no but I registered as a lad for the craic

    as a lad ha:D


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